Nov

Hebdomad Lallations

Thundercats! It’s been raining bollocks last night. Another floody evening accompanied by some la-la land snooze. And it also looks like the blogging urge is going ablaze after all. Cowdungs and bazookas! Yes, it’s the next Star Wars film by Georgie Porgie Lucass. Now, that’s what I call a throwing-you-of-the-bullock-cart statement.

I’m beginning to get hooked on this, like a fish that has taken the bait. I didn’t know that the web is ladened (not Bin Laden) with hoi polloi who enjoy reading other people’s mumbo jumbo. That’s so anal in an Arse-nal sort of way. It’s either you pine to read my ramblings to add some zest to your life, or you’re have too much time to kill. Whatever it is, I hope it’s been a sang-froid ride so far although it’s been only 2 blogs and a half (this one counted).

As my favourite band would put it - “it’s a bitch, but life’s a roller coaster ride….the ups and downs will make you scream sometimes…it’s hard believing that the thrill is gone….but we got to go around again, so let’s hold on!” Classic lyrics.

It’s Friday, and the weekend couldn’t come any sooner. A much welcome respite. Can you say OLE? Good. Now say supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!! Hahaha! No, I’m not a Mary Poppins fan, though it’d be nice poppin Mary! NOT! Like most surfers, or surferers, I copied and paste the damned thing from the net. The art of plagiarism. Comprendo?

A sickly week for me. And no, I’m not talking about BDSM, but I like your thinking. ;-P This cold’s been acting up like a Steven Seagal flick, bad acting but virulent fujitsu (or was it jujitsu) asskicking. Do you know that panel clinics are so ineffectual that the doctors do not really give a damn no matter how sickly you are? I have a hunch that they prescribe some crummy pills or worst, make you their lab rat. You Speedy Gonzales you! The healing process is coincidentally quicker if you pay from your pocket. Ever noticed that?

Let’s entirely change the topic aka “Siaran Tergendala” style. Kuantan is a very laid back place to visit. It’s in between being on a brink of a technological boom and a sleepy hollow. I love the East Coast. The beaches are much more breathtaking than the Straits of Malacca shores. Tioman, Redang and even Cherating are so pristine that it’s hard to believe we’re in the 21st century. I’m more of an island person than a hilly person. I’m pretty sure that in my previous life, I used to be a Greek sea chief named Archipelago.

One of my colleagues of gazillion years asked me how I felt last night after reading my first 2 blogs. I wanted to tell him, in the words of Cake…..”At first I was afraid, I was petrified…..I should have changed my office room lock…..if I had known for just one second you’d be back to bother me!” Hahahahahaha! Nah, all I said was, “No worries, I’m as fine as spiderwebs.”

Speaking of spiderwebs, the countdown for Superman Returns is now on.