Extracted & Abbreviated from Askmen.com
Top 10 Signs She’s Crazy
Number 10 : She calls you endlessly
She’s constantly checking up on you to find what you’re doing, who you’re with, how your day is going, and so on. And if you happen to not answer one of her calls, she’ll keep hounding you until you pick up, and then drill you about not answering.
Number 9 : She’s been in weird relationships
As you get to know a girl, she’ll likely open up to you about her past. When she does, listen to find out what kind of guys she’s dated. Does she claim that her 10 past boyfriends all had clinical problems, or coincidentally all got restraining orders against her?
Number 8 : She hijacks your family and friends
She’s infiltrated your circle of family and friends like an intelligence operative. And while all this might be innocent in and of itself, the problem is that you don’t even know that she’s doing it. And the end result is that it’ll be harder to dump her because she’ll have your loved ones in her pocket.
Number 7 : She argues in public
It’s normal for couples to have disagreements, but she instigates confrontation… in public, no less. She’ll accuse you of one thing, then scream at you because of another. Furthermore, she nitpicks and criticizes you in front of your friends and family.
Number 6 : She’s unpredictable
You can never anticipate her behavior and what sort of mood she’ll be in. She has wild mood swings, breaking down and crying spontaneously or screaming over petty things for no apparent reason. She might even be clinically bipolar.
Number 5 : She lies constantly
She lies to you compulsively about everything and anything, big or small, and does so for no reason. If you observe her consistently lying to friends, family and co-workers, there’s no reason to think that she isn’t lying to you, too. You might have a pathological headcase on your hands.
Number 4 : She interrogates you
She likes to play detective and find out what mischief you’ve been up to. Your answers will never be enough. She always wants to know more; she must know anything and everything that involves you.
Number 3 : She snoops around
It starts with an invasion of your privacy, and then, to make matters worse, she confronts you about whatever it is she thinks she discovered. It could go as far as to involve thorough searches of your living and work spaces, including the monitoring of e-mail or voice messages or mobile phones without your knowledge.
Number 2 : She freaks over other women
They could be hot, or not, but she freaks out regardless. She’s going to let you know that you shouldn’t be looking. The really scary thing is that you may not even be looking in the first place. She might also demand that you stop hanging out with female friends or communicating with ex-girlfriends. This sort of jealousy is an example of serious insecurity.
Number 1 : She stalks you
She follows you around to “check up” on you. If she calls and e-mails you incessantly, and shows up at your home or office unexpectedly, you might be in need of a restraining order.
Don’t jump to conclusions when you first witness one of these signs. If multiple ones appear, however, then you need to ask yourself whether you want to get into a relationship with this woman. If she is crazy, it’s sad, but it’s not your problem. You aren’t her therapist. So, get rid of her before she drives you crazy and let some other poor chump deal with her.
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She’s constantly checking up on you to find what you’re doing, who you’re with, how your day is going, and so on. And if you happen to not answer one of her calls, she’ll keep hounding you until you pick up, and then drill you about not answering.
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