Caution: Baby in Car (PG18)
SharePosted on 07. Apr, 2006 by Gallivanter in Gripes
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On my way to the Proton Service centre today (15 mins walk from my office), I observed this light green (yuck!) Perodua Myvi (double yuck!) billowing down the road, with a fugly sticker on its bumper – “Baby on Board”. It got me thinking, what’s the point? You think that gives you the permission to drive like an anus horriblus while expecting others to keep their distance from you? You think it works, don’t you? Are you stupid, or just stupid?
Or, are YOU the baby in the car, trying to sound cute, when deep down inside you know you don’t even have a mosquito’s ass chance in the world to even win the Miss/Mr Universe Proboscis Monkey title. I reckon the doctor whomped your momma when you were born, Muttonhead.
Or you just welcomed a baby to the family, and want to be kiasu just like other kiasus, anticipating people to go..”oooh…that drongo’s got a baby…so let’s keep our distance..” NOT!!. And while you think this is happening, you actually don’t give a two fu*ks about your baby, no proper seats, leaving little Homer in the car while you go frittering for fugly phone covers. Time for you to move your arse back to Singapore cause you’re fooling no one here – and make sure you take the 200-million crooked bridge across.
meekiee
Nov 20th, 2006
Ouch, it hits me hard!!!!
Mom used to take care a toddler, on and off there are still kids sitting in my car. I wasn’t bothered to take it off since then.
Why am I explaining all these to you now?