The Omen: MyTeam vs Malaysia

The game between MyTeam and Malaysia only established one thing, Malaysian soccer has gone bananas since 1990. FAM demonstrated blatant cold-shoulder by fielding an under-20 Malaysian side instead of the senior team, a contempt of the highest order, obviously attempting to salvage the Malaysian national team’s face (if you could call a baboon’s arse a face). They gave themselves the perfect excuse. Bunch of wankers! 

Here I was, in high spirits after witnessing my favorite driver, Michael Schumacher landed up a respectable 5th in the Monaco GP after commencing the race at 22nd from the race pit. He epitomizes fighting spirit - typical GERMAN. This man is something else. I didn’t see the qualifying session where evidently he did something diabolical, however, to finish 5th from last place says a great deal about this legend. All you non-Schumacher fans should kiss his arse if you can’t appreciate a super-driver when you see one. And all you Alexander Yoong (”Malaysian boleh” cowdungs) fans should go bonk orangutans to ensure their existence.

Anyway, back to the abominable game, MYTEAM’s keeper was hopeless. I can’t believe I desolated 45 mins of my life watching this pathetic game. Admittedly, part of me was rooting for MyTeam (like most Malaysians) but I was broadly nauseated with the shoddy passing and movement. It only reiterated the fact that Malaysian soccer will remain in doldrums as you can’t even see them (both teams!) stringing a few good passes together. Luckily I stayed at home! JOKE! Would’ve been more fun watching grass grow!

As long as we have retards/imbeciles/morons/idiots superintending FAM, we’ll never breach nor reach the heights of our 70s/80s counterparts, and they were SEMI-PROS back then! Our football players are better off linking up with the National Lawn Bowl (what a stupid game!) team, now that’ll be the perfect combination!