Gallivanter

Bye bye PLUTO! You have been stripped of your status as a planet because you’ve been hanging around a gay mouse for so long! You should’ve ditched Mickey and hang out with Goofy instead. Now you’re frigged! All textbooks will need to be rewritten. 8 planets left in the solar. What next? De-listing of Singapore as a country?  

Apparently Pluto is substantially SMALLER than the moon! Hahahahaha! Took em 76 years to cipher that one out. The remaining planets – Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Neptune and Ur-anus.

If you’re a SCORPIO, you’re f**ked too – as your ruling planet is now a dwarf! But don’t be so hard on yourself, if anyone were to blame, it’s your parents, for being lured into the Valentine hoopla. Hahahaha! Pluto is now a dwarf? WTF does that mean? Do we need to rewrite that story about Snow White now that she has eight dwarfs? The 7-Up joke shall never be the same again. LOL!

Now go fly kite Scorpios!