How to Annoy a Terrorist?
SharePosted on 06. Sep, 2006 by Gallivanter in Humor
This post is not intended to agitate any aspirant radicals out there. Who am I kidding? LOL. After unearthing the real story behind Bert & Ernie’s sexuality, I grubbed out a 5 year old video clip (under 2 minutes) which contumelies the very foundation of terrorism. You have got to see this!
If you’re a wannabe terrorist who is insulted by this post, please go buy a kapchai motorcycle, put on your helmets (unless if you prefer turbans), and race with Mat Rempits in the vicinity of the monumental KLCC. Yes, we Malaysians love to hate Mat Rempits… really…we do…promise. Putera UMNO adores them, and so do we…Rempit Rejoicers. *BARFS*
DOWNLOAD IRAQI TERRORISTS HERE (1.46MB)
tihtahpah
Sep 6th, 2006
Eh..Kapchai is the Honda Cub izzit? I just posted one no the Honda cub. What does Rempit means by the way?
Gallivanter
Sep 6th, 2006
tihtahpah Kapchai are any motorcycle below 125cc I guess. Tho I feel it should be bikes below 250cc.
I believe rempit means jakun kampung dudes throttling their kapchais…
Jemima
Sep 6th, 2006
LOL… That video really had me in stitches.
walski69
Sep 6th, 2006
Woooot! ROTFLMAO! Excellent video, dude!
BTW – I did a Kamus Dewan search on the word, and the actual proper word is merempit, meaning to beat or hit with a cane, or to beat up. In other words, your jakun kampung definition just about fits… LOL!
tihtahpah
Sep 6th, 2006
Thanks a lot guys…at least now i now what’s Mat Rempit…with the reduced traffic fines (if the reduction, stay that is) i’m expecting more Mat Rempits. yikes
Gallivanter
Sep 6th, 2006
Jemima A sure fire way to upset educated terrorists…
walksi69 Cheers. Just had to share it with the world. Thanks for the heads up on the definition. Thanks for dropping by. Your blog’s excellent dude.
tihtahpah Actually, the police should’ve countered the reduced fines with tougher demerit points system. But, I’ll take it! I got one speeding ticket (Feb06) which is now RM70. Wonder if I can have it reduced further…hmmmm….
Ness
Sep 6th, 2006
ROFL! Hahahahahahaha. Oh. My. That was HILARIOUS!! Hahahahaha.
Question: What’s jakun? Heh.
Lex
Sep 7th, 2006
you da man lah!!!! i’m in my college library and laughing like a hyenabwahahahahhahahahahhahahah tak boleh tahan lahhh lol
Laksa
Sep 7th, 2006
aiyoh, i nearly fell off the chair la… great somedic stuff you got there, man
Gallivanter
Sep 7th, 2006
Ness Jakun means “without civilizing influences”. LOL
Lex Hope I didn’t get you into trouble…hehehehe
Laksa Still in one piece? Well, glad you enjoyed it. Danke very much.
Keropok
Sep 7th, 2006
Couldn’t view the video… but this Mat Rempit thing is driving me up the wall. Add to that the hairy-brained ideas coming forth from the brainless folks at UMNO Youth…
Aiyayay!!! I wish them all severe constipation.
Sha
Sep 7th, 2006
I can’t view the video
Lex
Sep 7th, 2006
Dun worry… I didn’t tho..
hehehe… thank god of hidden corners in the library
Gallivanter
Sep 7th, 2006
Keropok How come? Any errors? Yes, Putera UMNO’s support for Mat Rempit only confirms that they have stooped to an all-time low, trying to garner as many electoral votes as they can. *SIGH*
Sha Another person can’t view? What happens when you click on play? I stored the video on my domain so it should be viewable…hmmm…any errors?
Lex But didn’t your laugh shocked the living daylights out of the other humans?
earl-ku
Sep 8th, 2006
hahaha, thats a classic man … hahaha
now you made funof them, they are gonna pull a jihad on you man …
Lex
Sep 8th, 2006
hmmm… honestly.. I didn’t really cared even if it did… bwahahhahahahhahahaha
endroo G
Sep 10th, 2006
my indian friends often call them “natakaran”. Anyone can tell me what it means?
Lex
Sep 10th, 2006
natakaran means actors
Lex
Sep 10th, 2006
natakaran means malay dudes lah
Lex
Sep 10th, 2006
It’s malay dudes… pardon my tamil… I can be quite the banana
Gallivanter
Sep 10th, 2006
endroo G See Lex’s reply, the 2nd one…:-)
Lex Hmmmm…wonder what’s the exact meaning of “natakaran”? As Indian as I think I am, I can’t speak the language. Nor do I enjoy watching Indian flicks. A useless fact for ya before the week starts…
endroo G
Sep 11th, 2006
Lex: Banana is coined for chinese who don’t know about chinese. kinda english ed. why banana? CHinese got sorta yellow skin. Whereas the banana flesh is white, well you may guessed it. White people… kwailo/mat salleh.
Galli: so.. the second one is the correct one. Malay dude. Just plain malay bloke? or is there any other meaning?
Lex
Sep 11th, 2006
Yeah.. just plain ol’ malay dudes… what were you thinking something more effing? hehehe
Endroo: if you banana, then me coconut lah? :p
Faz
Sep 21st, 2006
Hey man, I stumbled upon your site when I was searching for the meaning of rempit. I’m a big fan of Malaysian Radio station Hitz FM so I tune in to it all the way from Singapore and recently they’ve been talking about Mat Rempits. I have no idea what that is, even though i’m malay so I googled it, and out came your site. Many thanks mate. You’re a life saver.
Emmanuel
Oct 9th, 2009
Nattakaran comes from two words meaning “Country” and “People”
Sadaiyan comes from the word pigtail and is used to describe Chinese