Just wanted to share with you a forward on Zodiac and their bonking partners. Thought it’ll be interesting to see how many of you agree/disagree with them. :-)
When it comes to family jewels:
Aquarius is intense but too erratic for sustained frequency.
Ideal for bonking: Gemini, Leo, LibraÂ
Bonkable too: Aries, SagittariusÂ
Run Forest! Run!: Taurus, ScorpioÂ
Pisces too imaginative for a straight sexual confrontation.
Ideal for bonking:Â Cancer, ScorpioÂ
Bonkable too: Taurus, CapricornÂ
Run Forest! Run: Gemini, Virgo, SagittariusÂ
Aries is gross, sensual, rough, physical.
Ideal for bonking:Â Leo, Libra, Sagittarius
Bonkable too: Gemini, Aquarius
Run Forest Run!:Â Capricorn, CancerÂ
Taurus is superb on a purely physical level.
Ideal for bonking: Virgo, Scorpio, CapricornÂ
Bonkable too: Cancer, Pisces
Run Forest! Run!:Â Aquarius, LeoÂ
Gemini is moody, but it can certainly give as good as it gets.
Ideal for bonking: Libra, Aquarius, Sagittarius
Bonkable too:Â Leo, AriesÂ
Run Forest! Run!: Virgo, PiscesÂ
Cancer vibrates wonderfully, but has to be encouraged and coaxed.
Ideal for bonking:Â Scorpio, Pisces, CapricornÂ
Bonkable too: Taurus, VirgoÂ
Run Forest! Run!:Â Aries, LibraÂ
Leo is ardent, dramatic, tremendously confident.
Ideal for bonking: Aries, Aquarius, SagittariusÂ
Bonkable too: Libra, GeminiÂ
Run Forest! Run!:Â Taurus, ScorpioÂ
Virgo can be at white-heat but fusses too much.
Ideal for bonking: Taurus, CapricornÂ
Bonkable too: Cancer, ScorpioÂ
Run Forest! Run!:Â Pisces, Gemini, SagittariusÂ
Libra does it with finesse and grace, but needs a great companionship slant.
Ideal for bonking:Â Aries, Gemini, AquariusÂ
Bonkable too: Leo, SagittariusÂ
Run Forest! Run!: Cancer, CapricornÂ
Scorpio has stamina, is brutal, and yet emotional. But they no longer exist thanks to the downgrading of Pluto. Go pick a sign like Virgo so you can fuss about it. ![]()
Ideal for bonking: Taurus, Cancer, PiscesÂ
Bonkable too: Virgo, Sagittarius, CapricornÂ
Run Forest! Run!: Leo, AquariusÂ
Sagittarius is experimental, sporty, tremendously direct.
Ideal for bonking: Aries, LeoÂ
Bonkable too: Libra, AquariusÂ
Run Forest! Run!: Virgo, PiscesÂ
Capricorn is a little inhibited, but has good bursts of sexual power.
Ideal for bonking: Taurus, Cancer, VirgoÂ
Bonkable too: Scorpio, PiscesÂ
Run Forest! Run!: Aries, LibraÂ
Errr, what do they mean “sporty”? Hole in one? Touchdown? Home Run? Slam Dunk? LOL
Read here for a little more detail on the horoscope sexual escapades.
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October 27th, 2006 at 12:58pm
Me : Pieces. My other halve : Scorpio.
No wonder lahhhhhhh. That explained a lot of things.
October 27th, 2006 at 1:33pm
Why do I always end with Cancerians? Damn.. yesh, I’m a pisces…
October 27th, 2006 at 2:48pm
Me= Aquarius
Another half= Virgo
& what does that supposed to mean? :p
October 27th, 2006 at 3:00pm
Wombat So it’s true then? Do send my deepest condolences to her now that Scorpios do not exist thanks to Pluto! LOL! Kidding!
Lex Another pisces? Jon Bon Jovi’s too.
She’s Jess You’re an Aquarius? Give me a buzz at 012-3456789 and we’ll sort that out! LOL.
October 27th, 2006 at 6:14pm
“Ideal for bonking: Taurus, Cancer, Virgo”
Hmm.., anybody..?
October 27th, 2006 at 10:36pm
GRRRRRRR…….Which one I belong to???
sobz
October 27th, 2006 at 11:39pm
*LOL* good one…now, if i could only find a Leo, Libra or Sagittarius!
October 28th, 2006 at 4:00am
peggie Err, if you want, I could be a Taurus, Cancer or Virgo, or all 3. We archers are an experimental lot. Hehehehe!
meekiee For Scorpios, just pick another sign, say cancer - you could always “vibrate wonderfully”. LOL!
anu Perfecto mundo! So when do you meet to get jiggy with it? LOL! Yes yes, I’m “allowed” to be tremendously direct! Hahaha!
October 28th, 2006 at 9:41am
Gallivanter : (Mrs Wombat winds up her Fists Of Death…..)”Let me at ‘im! Let me at ‘im!”.
October 28th, 2006 at 11:50am
this is a good one
i’m a pisces. too imaginative for a straight sexual confrontation *ehem* say what?
and he’s a libra. so i can confirm the “finesse and grace” part
October 28th, 2006 at 12:07pm
Wombat Uh oh…*RUNS AND HIDES IN THE CLOSET*
Larawannabe Finally, someone who has called one’s bluff on the “system”.
October 28th, 2006 at 7:30pm
too many pisces in the house? geez
October 30th, 2006 at 7:32am
wtf…how the hell did you get this?
June 6th, 2007 at 11:34am
I wonder whois a Capricorn as i am a Vixen… ;-b LOL..
but i am not actually sure whats all the fuss is about too LOL.