Just wanted to share with you a forward on Zodiac and their bonking partners. Thought it’ll be interesting to see how many of you agree/disagree with them. :-)

When it comes to family jewels:

Aquarius is intense but too erratic for sustained frequency.
Ideal for bonking: Gemini, Leo, Libra 
Bonkable too: Aries, Sagittarius 
Run Forest! Run!: Taurus, Scorpio 

Pisces too imaginative for a straight sexual confrontation.
Ideal for bonking: Cancer, Scorpio 
Bonkable too: Taurus, Capricorn 
Run Forest! Run: Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius 

Aries is gross, sensual, rough, physical.
Ideal for bonking: Leo, Libra, Sagittarius
Bonkable too: Gemini, Aquarius
Run Forest Run!: Capricorn, Cancer 

Taurus is superb on a purely physical level.
Ideal for bonking: Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn 
Bonkable too: Cancer, Pisces
Run Forest! Run!: Aquarius, Leo 

Gemini is moody, but it can certainly give as good as it gets.
Ideal for bonking: Libra, Aquarius, Sagittarius
Bonkable too: Leo, Aries 
Run Forest! Run!: Virgo, Pisces 

Cancer vibrates wonderfully, but has to be encouraged and coaxed.
Ideal for bonking: Scorpio, Pisces, Capricorn 
Bonkable too: Taurus, Virgo 
Run Forest! Run!: Aries, Libra 

Leo is ardent, dramatic, tremendously confident.
Ideal for bonking: Aries, Aquarius, Sagittarius 
Bonkable too: Libra, Gemini 
Run Forest! Run!: Taurus, Scorpio 

Virgo can be at white-heat but fusses too much.
Ideal for bonking: Taurus, Capricorn 
Bonkable too: Cancer, Scorpio 
Run Forest! Run!: Pisces, Gemini, Sagittarius 

Libra does it with finesse and grace, but needs a great companionship slant.
Ideal for bonking: Aries, Gemini, Aquarius 
Bonkable too: Leo, Sagittarius 
Run Forest! Run!: Cancer, Capricorn 

Scorpio has stamina, is brutal, and yet emotional. But they no longer exist thanks to the downgrading of Pluto. Go pick a sign like Virgo so you can fuss about it. :-P
Ideal for bonking: Taurus, Cancer, Pisces 
Bonkable too: Virgo, Sagittarius, Capricorn 
Run Forest! Run!: Leo, Aquarius 

Sagittarius is experimental, sporty, tremendously direct.
Ideal for bonking: Aries, Leo 
Bonkable too: Libra, Aquarius 
Run Forest! Run!: Virgo, Pisces 

Capricorn is a little inhibited, but has good bursts of sexual power.
Ideal for bonking: Taurus, Cancer, Virgo 
Bonkable too: Scorpio, Pisces 
Run Forest! Run!: Aries, Libra 

Errr, what do they mean “sporty”? Hole in one? Touchdown? Home Run? Slam Dunk? LOL :-D Read here for a little more detail on the horoscope sexual escapades.

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14 Responses to “Sexed Up Zodiacs”

  1. Me : Pieces. My other halve : Scorpio.

    No wonder lahhhhhhh. That explained a lot of things. ;-)

  2. Why do I always end with Cancerians? Damn.. yesh, I’m a pisces…

  3. Me= Aquarius

    Another half= Virgo

    & what does that supposed to mean? :p

  4. Wombat So it’s true then? Do send my deepest condolences to her now that Scorpios do not exist thanks to Pluto! LOL! Kidding! :-P

    Lex Another pisces? Jon Bon Jovi’s too. ;-)

    She’s Jess You’re an Aquarius? Give me a buzz at 012-3456789 and we’ll sort that out! LOL. :-D

  5. “Ideal for bonking: Taurus, Cancer, Virgo”

    Hmm.., anybody..?

  6. GRRRRRRR…….Which one I belong to???
    sobz

  7. *LOL* good one…now, if i could only find a Leo, Libra or Sagittarius! ;)

  8. peggie Err, if you want, I could be a Taurus, Cancer or Virgo, or all 3. We archers are an experimental lot. Hehehehe!

    meekiee For Scorpios, just pick another sign, say cancer - you could always “vibrate wonderfully”. LOL!

    anu Perfecto mundo! So when do you meet to get jiggy with it? LOL! Yes yes, I’m “allowed” to be tremendously direct! Hahaha!

  9. Gallivanter : (Mrs Wombat winds up her Fists Of Death…..)”Let me at ‘im! Let me at ‘im!”.

  10. this is a good one :D

    i’m a pisces. too imaginative for a straight sexual confrontation *ehem* say what?

    and he’s a libra. so i can confirm the “finesse and grace” part ;)

  11. Wombat Uh oh…*RUNS AND HIDES IN THE CLOSET*

    Larawannabe Finally, someone who has called one’s bluff on the “system”. :-D

  12. too many pisces in the house? geez

  13. wtf…how the hell did you get this?

  14. I wonder whois a Capricorn as i am a Vixen… ;-b LOL..
    but i am not actually sure whats all the fuss is about too LOL.

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