Atomic Kitten
Nuclear pussy? LOL.
Backstreet Boys
What next? Backstreet Old Men? Backstreet Transvestites? Backside Boys?
Barenaked Ladies
They’re not even women. They suck! And it’s nothing to do with their name of course!
Blink 182
Blink 182 times to understand their stupid music. The epitomy of crap! Right here ladies and gentleman!
Bow Wow Wow
Sit, booboo, sit…good dog! (Rowf!)
Boyzone
Sounds like a gay club (or worse)
Butthole Surfers
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Dido
Well what happens if you put a L in it?
Engelbert Humperdinck
Real name Jerry Dawcey. Who the hell changes their name from Jerry to Engelbert?
Hootie and the Blowfish
I dare you not to laugh. I’m sure it’s their band member, Haywood Jablowme’s idea!
Kajagoogoo
Inspired by babytalk!
Limp Bizkit
Sounds like they’re trying to explain their erectile dysfunction.
The The / Mr Mister / Lisa Lisa
Why the repeat, Peat?
Ugly Kid Joe
Sorry Joe! Hopefully Joe leaves the band and form a new band called Fugly Man Joe.
Can you think of any?
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November 4th, 2006 at 12:32am
Goo Goo Dolls
-Kuku Dolls?
Savage Garden
-a L in btw?
hehe
U2 rocks
November 4th, 2006 at 12:53am
Nothing wrong with U2.
What about Pet Shop Boys? If that isn’t gay, I don’t know what is! LOL!
November 4th, 2006 at 12:58am
wet wet wet?
November 4th, 2006 at 3:25am
Daniel, I compiled my own list of stupid band/musician names a month ago which suck ass more than yours ;p Hehehe
http://goofjuice.blogspot.com/.....names.html
November 4th, 2006 at 4:13am
He changes his name from Puff Daddy to P. Diddy & as of last month he is known only as Diddy.
What’s next? Poof??? LOL
His real name is Sean Jean Combs.
The other one that comes to mind is Prince who changes his name to The Artist Formerly Known As Prince.
What’s next? The Artist Who Is Old Enough To Be King??? LOL
Btw, regarding Humperdinck.. you should say it slowly in Bahasa Baku & it sounds terribly obscene… hehe *GOSH! I’m being terrible! I shocked myself sometimes* *Keeps Slapping herself*
November 4th, 2006 at 10:31am
Bananarama - It was a girl band and I can see why they call it that.
I have a good one - Atomic Rooster (Yes they exist!) which should complement your Nuclear Pussies nicely. (Do the conversion yourself).
November 4th, 2006 at 10:38am
Minny : Read your list but could not find the Comments link. Anyway I share your beef about The Thompson Twins.
On top of that, that female member in the duckbill hat started a certain fashion trend, forgot what it was called but was big among a lot of university female students in Australia in the 1980s. Unfortunately it made them look baggy and froopy.
November 4th, 2006 at 10:46am
Gallvanter : It is easy to list crappy band names. Now, what if we try naming the BEST band name of them all?
November 4th, 2006 at 10:59am
i think fred durst named his band after his dog who lost a limb. hence.
UKJ was meant to be a parody of the band Pretty Boy Floyd. Whitfield Crane’s band was meant to be a irrevent rock band until they got successful (relatively speaking)
November 4th, 2006 at 12:14pm
Alex Tell that to a girl and she’s yours! Hahahahahaha! I know I know, a skanky remark, but hey it’s the weekend!
Minny Yes, I’ve been visiting your blog every now and then, but can’t comment.
Jemima Definitely. This dude’s confused. Soon, he’ll call himself Poo Doo-doo. You heard it hear first! LOL
Wombat You have a valid point there my friend, shall come up with a cool band names list soon. Aren’t Bananarama, Robert Deniro’s groupies? LOL. “Robert Deniro’s waiting, talking Italian…”
Simon Errr, thanks for the info?
November 4th, 2006 at 1:34pm
I think there’s one song quite nice from Ugly Kid Joe… is it “Cats in the Cradle” ?
November 4th, 2006 at 2:11pm
endroo G Yup, a nice song, but it’s a remake. “Everything About You” is cool too. But let’s stick to the topic of yucky band names.
November 4th, 2006 at 6:47pm
Poor old Joes… hehehhe what about the Teriyaki Boyz… do they taste good with chicken?
November 5th, 2006 at 12:56am
Fools Garden, New Kids on The Block (the name is too long) and Puddle of Mud.
November 5th, 2006 at 10:29am
Lex Teriyaki Boyz is definitely a queer name, though I like their song. Hehehehe!
endroo G Puddle of Mudd, what is that? Kickass song though - Blurry.
November 5th, 2006 at 12:12pm
O-Town…. O!!!! get wat i mean?
November 5th, 2006 at 6:38pm
Lol. Good post Dan. I can’t think of any at the moment though.
I like Bananarama! Its a cool name. A mouthful when I was three though.
November 5th, 2006 at 8:52pm
Alex Ooooooooooooooooh! Isn’t that next to Crazy Town?
Ness Banana-nanarama would’ve sound much better!
November 6th, 2006 at 10:34am
Michael Learns to Rock: saya budak baru belajar, kalausalah tolong tunjukkan!
November 6th, 2006 at 11:53am
Dude,
When I was in college I was past of a rock band called FARMERS DON’T DO GRASS. One journalist wrote about us saying, “If ever there was a chart for the stupidest names for rock bands, these dude would be in it…”
It is a name which went down in infamy. We left a trail of fist-fights, broken glass and very disheartened gig organisers everywhere we went.
Oh, for those days again…
November 6th, 2006 at 12:09pm
philters That boyband is EVIL!
Keropok You were in a boy band?
November 6th, 2006 at 2:55pm
F**k dude… I wouldn’t be caught dead in a boyband (and FYI, The Beatles were NOT a boyband, I don’t care how many column inches you give to the topic. As far as I see it, any band that led a social revolution (and actually played instruments) are not a boy band. On that basis, even poofters like Bon Jovi qualify!
I played bass in a rock band that wrecked hell. Eff. Why. Eye.
November 6th, 2006 at 3:00pm
Keropok Beatles is a boyband. FACT.
Come man, admit it, you were in a boyband. 
November 6th, 2006 at 3:29pm
Gallivanter, if The Beatles were a boyband, than I’m the equivalent of Ozzy Osbourne. FACT. And not very likely…
November 7th, 2006 at 12:12am
Keropok: I raise my legs to agree with you, band that plays instrument is not boyband. Some people just dont understand.
November 8th, 2006 at 12:55am
Scissors Sisters… gay or not?
November 8th, 2006 at 9:40am
philters As gay as Westlife.
November 8th, 2006 at 12:24pm
Michael learns to rock…and obviously they’re still learning, cos that band doesn’t rock at all! On second thoughts, good for rocking cradle…and putting people to sleep!!! Anyone knows “Frankie goes to Hollywood”? What about Malaysian bands like “Pretty Ugly” “Single-track mind”? Gosh!!! Such low-esteem!! Not like me, as u can see from my pseudonym!
November 8th, 2006 at 1:49pm
suituapui Yup, would’ve been better if they were known as Michael Learns to Suck. And yes, I know Frankie Goes to Hollywood (Relax). Unfortunately, I’ve also heard of Single-Track Mind, and boy, do they live to their name! These wankers took the stage before INXS and put us all to sleep.
November 9th, 2006 at 12:59pm
suituapui : Frankie Goes To Hollywood, around the mid 80s. Relax, Two Tribes (Great MTV video featuring Reagan/Breznev lookalikes) and one of the best song I have ever heard which came out around Christmas called “The Power Of Love” and has nothing to do with Whitney and Huey Lewis’s versions :
I’ll protect you from the hooded claw
Keep the vampires from your door
Feels like fire
I’m so in love with you
Dreams are like angels
They keep bad at bay-bad at bay
Love is the light
Scaring darkness away-yeah
The power of love
A force from above
Cleaning my soul
Flame on burn desire
Love with tongues of fire
Purge the soul
Make love your goal