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Do you have feelings of inadequateness? Do you suffer from timidity? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Jack Daniels. But if you’re one of those Honda City lovers, then you’re hopeless, go drink rat poison to make this world a better place. 
Jack Daniels is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. JD can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you’re ready and willing to do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of Jack Daniels almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Jack Daniels.
Jack Daniels may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Jack Daniels. However, women who wouldn’t mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister. 
And no, I’m not Jack Daniels reincarnated. 
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November 7th, 2006 at 7:48am
why do you dislike honda city?
November 7th, 2006 at 7:48am
JD goes best with Sourmix- for some reason, you get drunk faster with that!
November 7th, 2006 at 7:57am
kew Err, because it’s fugly?
tihtahpah Actually, I’ve been hooked on GREEN TEA as my mixer for the last couple of months. You should try it.
November 7th, 2006 at 8:51am
Green tea and JD…!!!???
November 7th, 2006 at 9:42am
There is an even better alternative. Jim Bean. The cause and solution all of life’s problems. Never will you feel inadequate again.
November 7th, 2006 at 10:05am
Mo Yes, Green Tea. Try it.
But have to warn you, you won’t know what hit you until it’s too late.
Edrei Aiks, that’s the Benson & Hedges of alcohol! Alkohol jamban, to go with that Benson…LOL.
November 7th, 2006 at 3:10pm
JD and Green Tea? apa ni? well, let’s not discard it before trying it. Where can i get it? Or can I mix it myself? And if i can, what kind of Green Tea to use? the TEABAG one? yerbamate? And B&H sucks!
November 7th, 2006 at 3:20pm
tihtahpah The ones they serve at pubs are from drinking cartons. Furthermore, no hangover, thanks to its anti-oxidants. Only thing though, it may be an acquired taste as its sugariness is dissimilar to the distasteful Coca Cola.
November 8th, 2006 at 12:21am
JD with green tea??? rasa macam mana tu?
November 8th, 2006 at 2:32am
Cheers, Dan!
November 8th, 2006 at 9:43am
Larawannabe Refreshingly “contradictive”.
Jemima Feeling better I hope…:-D
November 8th, 2006 at 11:13am
For some reason I never could get excited about Jack Daniels. Too American for my taste.
I’m all for a proper Scotch like Johnnie Walker, Famous Grouse or Dimple, or lately even Single Malts (Glenfiddich, Highland Park, etc…) drunk plainly with a dose of warm water (with temperature) or on the rocks.
JD and coke just doesn’t do it for me. Same story with Jim Beam and other bourbons. Much too sweet.
November 8th, 2006 at 1:53pm
Keropok Johnnie Walker’s alright. I don’t like Single Malts. As a mixer, Coke screws up everything. As a beverage, Coke screws up everything too! LOL
November 8th, 2006 at 3:33pm
You should try a Famous Grouse the next time you have a chance. Drink it with a bit of warm water (with temperature - none of that lukewarm nonsense).
You’ll love it. I swear it has a chocolatey after-taste!
November 8th, 2006 at 3:44pm
Yea he is right! Green tea is a good mix! But not all pubs offer green tea. Mostly on cokes, cheap ma.
November 8th, 2006 at 6:43pm
Keropok Will do matey - I’m up for any chocolatey alcohol. OLE!
meekiee Glad you enjoyed it. And yes, pubs that serves green tea are a few and far between.
November 8th, 2006 at 9:35pm
Edrei: I know its a typo. Its Jim Beam.
Green tea as mixer isn’t bad at all. Ribena also good.
November 8th, 2006 at 10:12pm
Oh Endroo you are so darn rite! Ribena rocks my socks anyday…
Jack Daniels has got to be one of the best though I prefer Johnie Walker
November 8th, 2006 at 10:38pm
endroo G Ribena eh? How to ask la at a pub? “Waiter, I would like some Ribena as a mixer…”, and all of a sudden, the pub turns awfully quiet with some tumbleweeds rolling by…..LOL
Lex Johnnie Walker’s acceptable, but I’m Jack Daniels all the way! Boisterous yet suave.
November 9th, 2006 at 3:23pm
green tea eh. gotta try that one.
anyone had experience of ’spicy’ JD coke before? somehow encountered that quite recently. wasnt fun.
mmm. naked twister.
November 9th, 2006 at 9:51pm
stev Spicy JD Coke? What do they use to spice it up? Wasabi?
November 15th, 2006 at 7:09pm
Johnnie Walker Swing is good, no?
November 16th, 2006 at 7:20am
tihtahpah Swing is smooth, yes.