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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
Man who finger girl having period get caught red handed.
Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.
Virgin like balloon, one prick, all gone.
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February 19th, 2007 at 1:35am
I’m 1st !!
February 19th, 2007 at 4:23am
classics. I remember a couple of these from my dad; he’d always try to whip out a one liner when no one was talking at dinner. Keep em coming.
I’m actually stopping by to say hi from the 2000 bloggers project. I thought I’d start at the top and just start checking out the blogs on the list. You’ve got a pretty damn nice site here.
February 19th, 2007 at 11:45am
endroo G Errr…congrats!
I’ll share more one-liners when I get ‘em. Your blog kicks ass! And the 2000 bloggers project has been a success!
the unemployed writer Thanks for dropping by.
February 19th, 2007 at 4:10pm
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February 19th, 2007 at 7:27pm
philters Speechless? LOL
February 19th, 2007 at 8:56pm
wow… how ‘genius’ Dan…. very err amusing..
February 20th, 2007 at 4:50am
Lex It’s a filler, mainly because it’s CNY and also cause I was working on a new theme for my blog…
February 21st, 2007 at 8:18am
filler post izzit? i like the last line the best.
February 21st, 2007 at 10:29am
tihtahpah Yes, it was…was busy preparing the new theme…