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We’ve all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below:
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: “You’re next.”
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death. 
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February 20th, 2007 at 11:23am
LMAO! good one. I think they would be also buried 6 feet under. and I see new layout…. wa lah… nice one…
February 20th, 2007 at 11:52am
I’ve got balls
February 20th, 2007 at 12:14pm
How about doing it both? Guts and balls for the win!
February 20th, 2007 at 12:42pm
Nice banner, chum.
February 20th, 2007 at 1:00pm
Lex - 6ft under is not too bad, as long we’re still recognizable. Hahaha!
Moses Francis - We all do, errr…though I know some people who challenges this fact.
Chapree Da Grande - I’m with ya! OLE!
Jemima - Thanks. Finally I found a worthy theme after so long…
February 20th, 2007 at 4:06pm
Hee hee. Nice one!
But i must say i prefer you poll dancing…looked more personal :p
February 20th, 2007 at 11:30pm
sabrina The poll dancing will return once I sort out this theme, it’s not really me yet.
February 21st, 2007 at 8:20am
definitely better than the poll dancing banner! and guts and balls sounds the same to me.
February 21st, 2007 at 10:30am
tihtahpah Jealous!
February 21st, 2007 at 11:17am
Nice one Dan… but I bet most of the fellas enjoying it must be single. The married ones traded our balls for brains and we’re keeping far away from this kind of humour.
Let’s meet for a beer soon, mate!
February 21st, 2007 at 12:14pm
So glad you know the certain outcome for both moments of pure folly.
February 21st, 2007 at 5:53pm
Keropok Errr, I can’t booze from now until Easter…rain check?
Sha Hahahahaha! Yes, based on my research on married dudes…