3 Ways to Get Famous Overnight in the Malaysian Blogosphere
SharePosted on 16. Mar, 2007 by hongkiat in Guest Entries
This entry is written by Hongkiat.com.
Wooops, danielfranklingomez.com has been Tech’ed. Hongkiat is the FIRST guest blogger. 
Here’s the deal, I’m offering you very simple ways to get famous but first you gotta be honest to yourself. Are you one of the following?
- Ping PPS everyday yet still ain’t getting enough hits and traffics?
- Keep leaving comments in others blog hoping to leave trace so that others will soon visit your blog?
- Pimping continuously, doing link baits, compile memes so can get more links in return?
- Stare at your metrics everyday wondering why hits are so low?
- Desperately search for latest news, attempting to blog it exclusively?
- Sending emails, PMs, promise the world and bed for one tiny pathetic link backs or link exchange?
Itu tak boleh jalan one. Here are 3 ways how to get famous overnight in the Malaysian blogosphere. All proven to be working and definitely will make you the center of attention. Let’s go!
Way 1: Accuse
Accuse the malaysian bloggers. Say they are stupid dumb-dumb, say they are liars or better still – say that in public so the press will spread the news for you. Remember to do your homework, bring up statistics like saying 8000 of them are unemployed womans. That would work.
Way 2: Insult their effort
Malaysian bloggers get together annually. Go there, show face and be nice guy. Come back, and bitch about the organizers. Complain and criticize everything. Write complete details in your blog and you will soon see reactive responses -protective- and “counter-blog” you. Don’t worry, just keep on blogging, keep on insulting them. You write 1 entry, they write 2. In the end, you end up getting famous, they end up looking like pappadoms.
First 2 methods are proven to work. I guess you are aware about the drama minggu ini that is going on. 
However, for best results, the third method should do the trick, but try it at your own risk ah?
Way 3: Whack the hell up of Wingz
(……) and then cabut behind the pokok kelapa! But if he catch you, you sure die, cause he is a big man, one smack and you *kepiang* like mosquito. I have met him, and hid behind Cely. Hehehehe!
Daniel aka Gallivanter has suggested some time ago that we set up a MALAYSIAN BLOGGERHOLICS ANONYMOUS (MBA). I agree and propose for him to be nominated president, as he looks like Kublai Khan and have magical helium voice. 
I hope this entry didn’t offend anyone. If it did, I’ll just stick to my tech blog.
-Hongkiat-
wingz
Mar 16th, 2007
hahaha!!! oi i no nid weck la!! i sit on that fler enuff liow!
Kenny Ng
Mar 16th, 2007
Hmmm… what for wanna be famous? I’m not that thick face, I prefer stay as low profile blogger.
cely
Mar 16th, 2007
i think i’ll straight away go for no#3, whack wingz and get famous!
:p
Brother Wai
Mar 16th, 2007
Hmm… something to thinking abt… great 3 ways… hahahahah….
Chapree Da Grande
Mar 16th, 2007
The 3rd way is the easiest way for sure.
But hiding no use ler…better make sure you can run faster than him. XD
belle
Mar 16th, 2007
gelak sampai jatuh lantai mati ketawa-ing
Lucifer
Mar 16th, 2007
LOL oh Great Gallivanter, i’ve seen the issue you mentioned being posted frequently for the past couple weeks now
) and its sounding like a broken record on petalingstreet.org…
tihtahpah
Mar 16th, 2007
greetings from vietname from the drama minggu ini star and szer….hehehehe….hongkiat..well said…we’re taking a breather here at the tourist information center…
weii..the drama went over ar? i am getting sick of it!!!!!! geez..we all bloggers need to get a life ler.
huei
Mar 16th, 2007
being famous in #2 way? might as well post up nude pics of urself! that’ll for sure get you hits! =D
clement
Mar 16th, 2007
nice blog you have here, anyway, whack kennysia makes you climb up the top spot in not just Malaysia’s blog, but prolly in the whole of the world
ckyeo
Mar 16th, 2007
whack kao wingz!! and sky keep that endroog!! both my specialities =)
Gallivanter
Mar 17th, 2007
wingz Okay, I’ll help catch the fella for you. Any gifts for me ah?
Kenny Ng True, the more famous one gets, the more enemies they have too. Come come, shut your blog down and guest blog on mine. Hehehehe!
cely If you go for number 3, mana you mau sorok?
Brother Wai Yes yes, and it’s proven. See links in the entry. Hehehehe!
Chapree Da Grande Well, never underestimate a big man, after you might get cornered. And no, my ass is still intact, and I’m not speaking from experience. Hahahaha!
belle Good good, coz I spiced up his entry.
Lucifer Yes, oh horny one, it is a BROKEN record. That’s why Hong Kiat and I decided this entry. Hong Kiat wrote the gist of it, I edited some 40%, gave it a new, better drama. Hehehehe!
tihtahpah Hello. Sorry sorry, Hong Kiat’s thoughts through some of my words.
Can’t recognize my writing ka? Hehehehe! Hopefully the drama ends. And no season 2 please, we don’t it turning into another LOST. 
huei Hmmm…good idea! But it might give some of my readers sleepless nights. Furthermore, I need to shave first. Hehehehe!
clement Aloha clement, well, Kennysia’s not worth the whack. We’ll let him be, for now…hehehehe! *EVIL GRIN*
ckyeo Your sky, can sky dive one ah?
CincauHangus
Mar 18th, 2007
wah lao.. like this also can? itu hongkong really wanna pull more people to his blog lah. must spam 9 him.
Gallivanter
Mar 18th, 2007
cincauhangus Well, ultimately, this entry is to put an end to the drama, as Lucifer mentioned, a broken record….
CincauHangus
Mar 18th, 2007
yeah well. its good that the drama ended.
wait. somehow i think i indirectly contributed to this. itu ultimate list la… lol…