Brothel in Cologne – 50% Pensioner Discount
SharePosted on 17. Mar, 2007 by Gallivanter in Humor
Yup, it’s true. I think it won’t be long before my “adopted” country, Germany (for footballing reasons – Lothar Matthaeus!) will be flooded with geriatrics from all over the world. 
There’s a brothel in Cologne (hmmm…”colon”) offering 50% discount for pensioners above the age of 65 for afternoon “usage”, and a proof of age is required. Reminds me of that song called “Afternoon Delight”. A “normal session” cost EUR25, so EUR12.5 for old farts to get their johnsons emptied. Hahahaha!
There’s even a money-back guarantee! Life begins at 65? Hehehehehe! To those of you who, 65 years and above, a friendly reminder for ya :
Kenny Ng
Mar 17th, 2007
I’m still under age of 65… wahahahahaha
lilian
Mar 17th, 2007
*jotting down into little black book* Another two decades and a few years and I qualify! Yay! LOL. But eh, say a 65 yo man with a 25 yo chick, brapa discount.
Gallivanter
Mar 17th, 2007
Kenny Ng Then it’s EUR25 for ya!
lilian Well, I’m guessing it’s half price, as the news claimed.
Wombat
Mar 17th, 2007
I love the “No Sheeps” part of the sign. Tallies with one sheep inside-joke in tmnet.communities Usenet newsgroup which I frequent.
clement
Mar 17th, 2007
the crotch of the male doesn’t look right
Gallivanter
Mar 17th, 2007
Wombat Wow, the usenet newsgroup communities still EXIST?
clement Hahahaha! Well, that’s really not the “point” I’m talking about…
Wombat
Mar 18th, 2007
Of course Usenet still exists although we are often mistaken for being the Second Hand Internet (Used Net)by bloggers. You are in any of the NGs?
huei
Mar 20th, 2007
no sheep??? mmmmmm heheh
Gallivanter
Mar 20th, 2007
Wombat Nope, I’m not in any…
huei Yes, no sheep shagging. Leave it to the Aussies. Hahahaha!