Intoxicant Fallouts
SharePosted on 01. Mar, 2007 by Gallivanter in Humor
Got this through a forward. Anything to help spread the cure! 
1. Symptom: Cold and humid feet.
Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle.
Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward.
2. Symptom: Warm and humid feet.
Cause: You pissed your pants.
Cure: Dry yourself at nearest restroom.
3. Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause: You’re lying on the floor.
Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.
4. Symptom: The floor looks blurry.
Cause: You’re looking through an empty glass.
Cure: Quickly refill with your favorite beverage.
5. Symptom: The floor is moving.
Cause: You’re being dragged away.
Cure: At least ask where they’re taking you.
6. Symptom: You see multiple reflections of your face.
Cause: You’re trying to puke in the toilet.
Cure: Stick your finger in your mouth.
7. Symptom: You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause: You have your glass on your ear.
Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself.
8. Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive.
Cause: You’re in an ambulance.
Cure: Don’t move. Let the professionals do their job.
9. Symptom: Your dad and all your brothers are looking at you funny.
Cause: You’re in the wrong house.
Cure: Ask if they can point you to your house.
10. Symptom: A huge light is blinding you.
Cause: You woke up in someone’s lawn.
Cure: Coffee and a long nap.
JACQ
Mar 1st, 2007
LOL.. these are some funny stuff!
Mo
Mar 1st, 2007
kekekeke…….. i like symptom 9… once i was so drunk i parked in my neigbours driveway. kekeke
if one wants good ness, one must be patient…
Gallivanter
Mar 1st, 2007
JACQ Hehehehe! I had to share it!
Mo Thought both number 8 and 9 were the funniest! I don’t remember having those symptoms…hmmm…hahahaha!
Mr D
Mar 1st, 2007
11. Sympton: Youc chest fells warm and wet
Cause: Your beer has spilt onto your shirt
Cure: Hold glass closer to mouth
Keropok
Mar 1st, 2007
Kick-ass, Dan!
Symptom: You have a chick on your arm, but the fellas are still giggling.
Cause: Beer goggles. That’s not a ‘chick’, it’s a ‘turkey’.
Cure: None. Just remember: next time don’t drink and flirt.
Gallivanter
Mar 1st, 2007
Mr D Haha!
Keep ‘em coming!
Keropok Good one!
philters
Mar 1st, 2007
cure for #10 : Coffee and a long nap.
not too sure if those two go together..:P
Gallivanter
Mar 1st, 2007
philters It just might with alcohol.