Murphy’s Law on Sex
SharePosted on 21. Mar, 2007 by Gallivanter in Gender
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1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
2. Nothing improves with age.
3. No matter how many times you’ve had it, if it’s offered take it, because it’ll never be quite the same again.
4. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
5. Never lie down with a woman who’s got more troubles than you.
6. There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
7. Sex appeal is 50% what you’ve got and 50% what people think you’ve got.
8. Thou shalt not commit adultery…..unless in the mood.
9. Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
10. Love your neighbor, but don’t get caught.
11. If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
12. Before you find your handsome prince, you’ve got to kiss a lot of frogs.
13. Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won’t either.
14. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
15. The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can’t stand years later.
16. Sex is dirty only if it’s done right.
17. It is always the wrong time of month.
18. Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.
huei
Mar 21st, 2007
i dun understand 1!! heheh
clement
Mar 21st, 2007
another one… doing it right doesn’t always mean doing the right thing :p
Gallivanter
Mar 21st, 2007
huei Don’t understand? Which one?
clement Hmmmm…as long as we do it right…hahaha!
Lucifer
Mar 21st, 2007
# 8 is the 7th commandment in the bible “THOU SHALT NOT COMMIT ADULTERY” which is related to the 10th commandment which says “THOU SHALT NOT COVET THY NEIGHBORS WIFE” (KJV)
but both commandments 8 & 10 were superseded by the 11th commandment which says “THOU SHALT NOT COVET THEY NEIGHBORS WIFE, BUT IF THEY NEIGHBORS WIFE COVET YOU FIRST, THOU SHALT NOT RESIST” thus is the 11TH COMMANDMENT
clement
Mar 21st, 2007
lucifer, thats a nice one… ha ha, i will never resist. where in the bible? plus in bible adultery only is only for married people, so, as long as i’m single, i can go F around without any feelings of guilt
Gallivanter
Mar 21st, 2007
Lucifer As one movie depicted, Moses initially carried 15 (or was it 20) commandments, and one of the bricks fell.
clement You can F around all you want, but not with married people.
After Lucifer will drag your soul to hell….
clement
Mar 21st, 2007
i was never expected to be going to heaven tho~ ha ha, never tot u as a religious person! which movie is it?
Lucifer
Mar 21st, 2007
I remember that movie oh Great Gallivanter, just cant recall the title but am sure of one of the actors…Mell Brooks i hope i spelled the name right…it was in one of his spoof movies…
Gallivanter
Mar 22nd, 2007
clement Me? Religious? That’ll be the day! I’ll become just that when I turn 50, and then go around preaching to young ones about religion, just like how it’s being done today! Hahahaha! It was a comedy!
Lucifer Yes, it was a Mel Brooks flick! I can’t remember the name of that movie either.
clement
Mar 22nd, 2007
the movie is history of the world.. part 1, i’m downloading it now~ he he, thank god i’m not Religious! or else i can never enjoy the better things in life
Gallivanter
Mar 22nd, 2007
clement Spot on! That’s the movie.
Well, if you ask me, religion is created to put fear in men, but don’t tell anyone I said that. LOL!