Yup, it’s true. I think it won’t be long before my “adopted” country, Germany (for footballing reasons – Lothar Matthaeus!) will be flooded with geriatrics from all over the world. There’s a brothel in Cologne (hmmm…”colon”) offering 50%...
3 Ways to Get Famous Overnight in the Malaysian Blogosphere
posted by hongkiat
This entry is written by Hongkiat.com. Wooops, danielfranklingomez.com has been Tech’ed. Hongkiat is the FIRST guest blogger. Here’s the deal, I’m offering you very simple ways to get famous but first you gotta be honest to yourself. Are you one of the following? Ping PPS...
“Join The Conversation” Book Cover
posted by Gallivanter
I was informed by Tino Buntic, the first person on the 2k bloggers list about a book cover project by Jaffe Juice. It seems like our dodgy faces will be appearing on the cover of his book, Join The Conversation. Interesting. Til date, I’ve no idea how I was selected to be a part of the...
Sexy Album Covers
posted by Gallivanter
A number of musicians, rely on sex to sell their albums. Then again, rock music used to be synonymous with sex. Well, like it or not, sex sells. Here are some sexy album covers in recent times. I’m sure there are loads more, but were they innuendos? ...
Kublai Khan Lookalike
posted by Gallivanter
Hahahahahaha! Jemima left me a message today to say that my avatar in MSN reminded her of one Kublai Khan. I googled him, and laughed my ass off. Apparently she said that it’s my misai and my fairness that resembles him the most. Hahahahahaha! Thanks Jemima for the morning laugh! My...
Classification of Indians in Malaysia
posted by Gallivanter
If you’re an Indian and easily offended, please go away and come again another day. Else, you could always write to Samy Vellu or his toupee to complain about this entry. Hahahaha! Here are the 3 MAJOR Indian groups in Malaysia. Ready? 1) The REGULARs Comprises a mere 7-10% of the total...
The Ultimate Malaysian Childhood Games
posted by Gallivanter
What do Galah Panjang, Konda Kondi and Batang Aiskrim have in common? Me. Those were my favorite games during my primary school years. Apparently, I’ve been told recently that the Icecream Stick games were played using the mouth. Guess my school were a tad smarter than the rest. We used...
80s Japanese TV Series – Moero Attack!
posted by Gallivanter
Anyone remember a Japanese TV show called Moero Attack? Made in 1979, and was broadcasted via RTM1 in late 80s. It was quite popular in Malaysia back then, about a Japanese girl playing volleyball, with ludicrous techniques, that she shouts before pulling the trick. Her best move was a midair...
Ra-Ra Rasputin
posted by Gallivanter
Here’s a little history about Rasputin, an adulterous Russian monk, who had remarkable healing abilities, and preached about God while sleeping with women (as most born again converts would do – contradict themselves – haha!). In the end, he was poisoned, beaten, shot and...
From MILF to GILF?
posted by Gallivanter
If you haven’t heard of the acronym – MILF and GILF, google it. Here are my nominees of Hollywood’s GILF. Heck I’ve included some MILF too for good measure. LOL. As Johnny Bravo would put it, “Oh momma!”. Don’t think I missed out anyone, did I? Jane...
Britney Spears’ Downfall Revealed
posted by Gallivanter
Pssst. Hey you loser Britney fans out there, it finally dawned on me that the downfall of the skanky Britney Spears was down to one person – MADONNA. I can’t thank her enough for passing bad karma to the baldie Spears. OLE! “I kissed Britney Spears. I am the mommy pop star...
A Helium-Filled Together Gather Bloggers’ Party
posted by Gallivanter
For who’s who, check out ShaolinTiger‘s group shot with bloggers names. The blogger’s “Together Gather” was so-so. Not a bad start for a first time. The venue was at a terrible location (Federal Hotel KL) considering that it took me 90 minutes to arrive from...
