A sudden smack on the forehead while shouting the word “DOOT!”, followed by a pinch so hard you feel a chunk of your flesh is about to come off. Then the magic words repeatedly ensue - “What color? What color? What color?”

Yup, this is the infamous turban teaser. Whenever a turban accompanied by a human comes into sight, and, if you’re not aware of “its” presence, be prepared for a thump on your forehead. And though it may seem a little discriminatory now, as primary and secondary school kids - it was nothing more than a friendly banter. We had fun nursing our bruised foreheads on occasions like this.
There is however, a defense mechanism to safeguard your temple. You could smack the person on the forehead, shout “DOOT!” and then hold your fist clenched to your forehead, and make a key locking impression, to prevent you from being smacked.
We love our turbans. Thanks for the memories. Hehehe!
P/S: No SINGHS were harmed during DOOT-bashing, but mental anguish we can’t guarantee!
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May 14th, 2007 at 12:21pm
I didn’t know about this game till my friend pinched me once saying ‘chup bhai..chup bhai…’ I was like WTF!?! then he told me the rules of the game.. still laughing about it… Being part Punjabi, I can imagine my nana-ji rolling over in his grave right about now.. p/s watch you back yeah
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May 14th, 2007 at 1:06pm
susie_q LOL. Don’t worry, I have a radioactive sign on my butt.
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May 14th, 2007 at 2:03pm
All this while I thought you were a Mat Saleh mix of sort…
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May 14th, 2007 at 2:25pm
lol
hey where did u get the photo - its so cute ;p
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May 14th, 2007 at 2:55pm
Doot!!!what colour? what colour? what colour??
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May 14th, 2007 at 3:12pm
*Evil Grin* hehehe Hope you protect your forehead when I come to Malaysia this year….MUAHAHAHAHHA
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May 14th, 2007 at 4:14pm
OMG me and my bro used to love doin this. Until one day this huge Bhai saw us and chased us in the pasar malam! That was the end of our ‘DHOOT’ days
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May 14th, 2007 at 6:32pm
hehehhe…
that was fine when we were younger and all.. but me thinks if u do it today, you probably would want to be wearing your running shoes..
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May 14th, 2007 at 10:30pm
Kay Kastum Hahaha! I wish, I’m as Malaysian as Malaysians.
visithra The power of the internet.
Mo *LOOKS AROUND* Purple! Purple!
Rudy Bring it on, it’s Doot war!
sabrina LOL. We do it as discreetly as possible.
vickna Definitely, I wouldn’t think of doing it…at least not in front of their faces…*EVIL GRIN*
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May 15th, 2007 at 11:02am
The doots are the masters of hockey and rugby sports. You get what i mean…
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May 15th, 2007 at 11:08am
There was once, my aunt told me, that she and her friends were playing this pinching game when they saw a singh, when this singh approached them and said, “What colour right? I tell you what colour - BLUE!”. lol.
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May 15th, 2007 at 11:54am
endroo G Err, no I don’t know what you mean…
Sha LOL. At least he was polite enough…
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May 15th, 2007 at 1:00pm
eh..never played this before….but sounds funny..!
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May 15th, 2007 at 4:39pm
LOL! Somehow this post reminds me of my dad’s good friend, uncle Avtar Singh. I wonder how he’d react if I forward him this.
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May 15th, 2007 at 8:41pm
tihtahpah Of course it is, but do not do it openly, please respect the turbans.
cindy Let me know what happens if he does, cause I don’t think I have my house address printed anywhere on the net. Hehehehe!
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May 17th, 2007 at 9:41am
http://ratemyturban.com/
hahahahahahaha!!!!!!
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May 17th, 2007 at 10:00am
susie_q HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
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