Bedroom Turnoffs
SharePosted on 24. Jul, 2007 by Gallivanter in Thoughts
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You’re about to reach climax, and then you call our your ex-girlfriend’s name, oopsy daisy! It all goes downhill from there – passion wiped out instantly. Well, not to fret, as slip-ups happens to all of us, but unfortunately, the price you have to pay for your clumsiness, is detrimental – a bedroom turnoff.
And please don’t play the alpha male card of being aggressive, it’s a turnoff. If you can’t satisfy your needs, go find another aggressive guy and the two of you can go brokeback.
Please don’t beg, especially in bed, what’s wrong with you? If you want oral sex, go down on her first and do it passionately. If you really want something that she’s not keen on, then talk about it outside the bedroom.
Well, as I blogged before, hygiene. If you want to make love, please make sure you’re prepared, it’s apparently a fact that chemicals in men’s pheromones cause physiological changes to women – it gets their speedboats pumping. But this does not give you an excuse of being a stenchy yabba-dabba-doo. One bad experience will be enough to keep her well away for a long time.
Kissing is important – the only way to know how good/bad you are is by the feedback. Your breath is equally important. If you haven’t eaten in a while, chances are, your breath will be bad. Sort it out!
Finding yourself in an awkward situation during sex is normal. Sexual encounters do come with its fair share of hilarious or embarrassing moments like these, but at least, be prepared.
jefferi
Jul 24th, 2007
Its hard to be so particular or detail of what sex should be. Again, it depend to each individual preferences. Some people like clean sex and some like dirty sex. The important is to able to find an act or scene that would turn the each other ON. Try to learn your partner’s preference before trying to engage into the sex act. Never the less, practice make perfect! ^____^ lol….
Tine
Jul 24th, 2007
Coming too soon before I do, and going to sleep right after that before finishing me off. That is a MAJOR bedroom turnoff. I mean, hello?? How selfish can you get??
huei
Jul 24th, 2007
hahahhaah calling out ex-gf name will definately be a turnoff…and for a very long time! =P
Wombat
Jul 24th, 2007
For the life of me I can never understand how one can call out their ex-gf or ex-wife’s name during sex.
JACQ
Jul 24th, 2007
Whoever calls out the ex’s name during sex should be blacklisted forever!
Jewelle
Jul 24th, 2007
Good boy. Lucky Mel
Sha
Jul 24th, 2007
Thanks for the lesson, Dr Love
Ting Tit Lei
Jul 24th, 2007
“ohh..ohh..ohhh….OHH JULIA*ex*!! *oh shit!* … CANT BE COMPARED TO YOU!”
charlenediane
Jul 24th, 2007
I’ll probably reciprocate by calling out MY ex’s name the next time we’re in bed (IF that even happens!). That oughtta teach him a lesson.
(Snorts)
shana
Jul 25th, 2007
u always have interesting topic to talk about dan..im with charlene..im sure that will make him tongue tied!
papajoneh
Jul 25th, 2007
I’m with Jewelle.. untung si Mel
Aj
Mar 1st, 2009
i love doing Bukkake…hahahahahah