1. It’s an incentive to show up.
2. It reduces stress.
3. It leads to more honest communication.
4. It reduces complaints about low pay.
5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
7. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
8. It encourages carpooling.
9. It increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don’t realize it.
10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
11. It makes fellow employees look better.
12. It makes conversations easier.
13. It promotes honesty.
14. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
A Year Ago
- 2007: 2008 Mazda 6
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October 3rd, 2007 at 2:08am
Hey Daniel this is funny it made me laugh not enough laughter around anymore lol x
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October 3rd, 2007 at 9:13am
Lol, all will have red face. =)
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October 3rd, 2007 at 11:31am
..and everyone will love each other.
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October 3rd, 2007 at 12:47pm
and everyone will be happier than ever!!hehe
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October 3rd, 2007 at 3:40pm
women looks better too
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October 3rd, 2007 at 11:40pm
I second, third , fourth the notion!
Start a petition now!
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October 4th, 2007 at 9:35am
Christine Glad it did Christine.
Wannabe Economist Yeah man, it’ll turn into a red light district. LOL.
Kay Kastum One love
shana OLE!
clement So do men.
Sunil Let’s start @ Waikiki Too in the coming weeks when it opens.
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