Why I Want To Eat At Fridays?

Because Monday suck, Tuesday whines, Wednesday blows and Thursday yammers. Friday’s jazzes itself up so good that it make Saturday sexy and Sunday laid-back. *TAKES DEEP BREATH* And because of the Ultimate Mud Slide, the Jack Daniel’s sauce, the food portion, the Ultimate Mud Slide, the friendliness of service, the relaxed atmosphere, the mad birthday sing-a-long, the Ultimate Mud Slide, the array of food, the variety of cheeses, the fresh rita’s, the Ultimate Mud Slide and the Ultimate Mud Slide.

Why I Want To Eat At Fridays?

A place that turns an ordinary man into Homer Simpson without the D’oh!

The first thing I did with my salary (after paying off the bills, the alimonies, the mortgages, the house loan, the car loan, the loan sharks, the loaner, the rent and the utilities) was to binge @ TGI Friday’s.

Between Mel and I, we had buffalo wings, chicken fajitas, lemonade, strawberry something something, heineken draft and a 3 course menu at the Curve outlet last weekend. As much as I longed for the Ultimate Mud Slide, I had to make way for the dessert that came with the 3 course meal and have been living in regret since. Sniff sniff.

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