Signs of a Woman
SharePosted on 10. Dec, 2007 by Gallivanter in Humor
Ladies, firstly, this is only a banter and nothing else. No “hard feelings”, just leave that to the men. 
1. When asked if something is bothering you, you reply no. Then get pissed off when you are believed.
2. Become attracted to someone because he is outgoing and loves parties, start dating him and immediately expect him to stop this behavior.
3. Always take an hour longer than promised to prepare for the evening.
4. Whine.
5. If you are trying to sleep, it’s because you’re exhausted from your almost super-human level of daily achievement; if he is trying to sleep, it’s because he is lazy.
6. If he pays attention to you, he is smothering you.
7. If he gives you space, he is ignoring you.
8. Demand to be treated as an equal in everything. Except when paying for meals, plane tickets, concerts, beers, etc. These are required gifts proving his love.
9. Declare PMS at any given time. If he is knowledgeable about your cycle, tell him you’re irregular from all of the stress of your life.
10. Remember that any woman who so much as looks at your boyfriend must be labeled a whore and your network of friends must be informed immediately to spread this as quickly as possible.
11. Make his life miserable by making him feel guilty about doing anything other than catering to your needs.
Jemima
Dec 10th, 2007
Yet the majority of men can’t live without women.
Monique
Dec 10th, 2007
It is all part of our evil plan to keep you poor guys off balance so we can use you at will…..
skyler
Dec 10th, 2007
We do it because we can get away with it
kimberlycun
Dec 10th, 2007
hey daniel, kimberlycun here. tried to get you via the contact form but im not sure if it worked.
hope you could mail me so we can discuss further about something.
you have my address. thanks man!
Wombat
Dec 10th, 2007
Wombie : “Amen.”
MrsW : *winds up Fists Of Death*
Olieee
Dec 10th, 2007
oohh after all the nice things we do to you male species.. this is how you repay us huh?? LoL
don’t la assuming the worst… he,he,he…. but i gotta say number 8 is really interesting.. ha,ha,ha,ha…
papajoneh
Dec 10th, 2007
I like no.5. Hahahahaa. Don’t you just love women for that thought. Hahahaha.
Flo
Dec 10th, 2007
Well i think no.3 is excusable. Haha. No.8 is a norm. Boyfriends who don’t do that might lose pride and respect. I’m looking at the world today.
Auddra
Dec 10th, 2007
well, i think most of it are true…hahaha…its exactly what me and my boyfriend are facing now..
Gallivanter
Dec 11th, 2007
Not gonna say anything, but I’m sure that most of us silently agree on these points. Hehehehehe!
susie_q
Dec 12th, 2007
hmm.. i’m not anything like dat.. and kinda hot to boot.. and yet here i am.. single… sigh…
Gallivanter
Dec 12th, 2007
susie_q The right dude will come.