That was what myself and Mel “experienced” while watching a lame movie called Nim’s Island. There were 2 horny Malay couples going at it, one of them even before the movie started. While I was bullying Mel by feeding her non-stop on popcorns, she leaned in to me and said, “Sayang, that couple at the end, the guy is grabbing the girl’s booby”. I turned to see, and it was true. He was fiddling them like someone checking a new product. I told her, “It’s probably the cheapest place the dude can afford and not get caught to a certain extent by JAIS”.
While watching the movie, there were some “movements” on the couple towards the right. While I didn’t bother, the dude got up and went to the loo, possibly to “relieve” himself. When he got back, this dude in his 40s, he grabbed his partner’s chest and made some vile remarks - “hmmm…ahhh…” (he sounded like a faggot trying to get his groove on), while she did the same, totally oblivious to the surroundings. It was then I wanted to laugh. She was wearing a tudung, and looked half his age. Mel quickly suggested that it was his mistress. Still, a cheapo retard.
Luckily, Nim’s Island was a sordid affair, else, if I was watching a good movie, I would’ve told them to f**k off else I’ll report them to JAIS. Some people just don’t know how to keep quiet in a cinema, from answering their mobile phones, to provide “live commentary”.
This proves that “subnormal intelligence” is truly well and alive in Klang. LOL.
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Tags: bukit tinggi, cinema, couple, horny malay, jais, klang, tgv
April 7th, 2008 at 11:42am
I should have just give them a good stare kan? See how they feel? Just go right in front of them and look at them…hmmm next time around..i believe we will see this Incident again..since we never that lucky this past few times visiting cinema..ada saja la yg jadi..From non stop talking “parrot” to non stop “questioning machine”
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April 7th, 2008 at 12:12pm
I guess tgv is cheaper than day use room…and you won’t get caught since it is dark..haha
hey..u from klang…can join http://www.myklang.com
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April 7th, 2008 at 1:18pm
Another irritating part of the cineplex these days….We once encountered a guy with smelly feet, and my hubby told him off.
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April 7th, 2008 at 1:52pm
Just read about this from Mel’s. You SHOULD have laugh - that would have brought them back down to earth. Or better videotape and send to TV3, LOL
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April 7th, 2008 at 3:03pm
hehehe…ive commmented in mel’s blog…soooo…errrr…
no need la kan… 
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April 7th, 2008 at 8:17pm
gallivantress Yes, there are more people with no common sense who can afford to watch movies.
Rice Blogger I guess so, no I’m not from Klang of course as I’m not wanted by the police.
giddy tigress We encountered that too. What is with these people?
Jewelle Tan I think if I took a videotape, I would either be caught by TGV, thinking I’m working for a DVD pirate, or I would’ve been fined by the Syariah court, because I recorded muslim couples having a rub-a-dub-dub.
ezooone Eh, where can bah? Comment again please…
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April 8th, 2008 at 4:17am
hehehe…if u insist bos…
well,mmg its very annoying if u come across such things in the cinema.i think i would do what u suggested,give them a good stare (usha!) and c how they react.just pathetic.the fact that she wears a tudung made it even worse!dont they have cctv cameras in the cineplex?they should make use of it man.
eleh…nak harap jais,diorg pun sama takleh pakai gak.buang masa mak bapak je!
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April 8th, 2008 at 6:38am
How goes it brother? Man that is a funny story.
I got something even more sordid. A couple was sitting a few rows behinh us and…well they were going for IT. And when I say IT, i mean IT!
The cinema was about 10% full and they were humping away behind us and trying to remain quiet but a few noises came out.
Let’s just say we moved to anothe rpar tof the cinema to give them their space and had a laugh.
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April 8th, 2008 at 9:44am
awwww.. cmon now… Klang ain’t too bad….
horny couples ain’t too bad… annoying children asking questions for 2 hrs is catastrophic…
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April 8th, 2008 at 10:12pm
ezooone CCTV is a good idea, but not practical. But yeah, she was wearing a tudung and allowing the dude to molest her while she makes c-grade chinese porn noises.
Mr D Goodness gracious! That couple sound more like exhibitionists. Is there a cinema-equivalent of the “mile high club”?
Kavi Ok, Klang ain’t that bad, although non-insured Malaysians would think twice to visit. Just kidding man! Horny couples is as annoying as inquisitive children and live commentators man - it’s distracting! Or in this case, tits-tracting!
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