If You’re in Congo, Watch out for Penis Thieves!
SharePosted on 26. Apr, 2008 by Gallivanter in Humor
Goodness! I didn’t know whether to laugh or to laugh when I read this article. Apparently, in Congo, police arrested 13 penis thieves accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men’s penises. What is the use of a dick when it’s not attached to a…dick? LOL. Penis soup? Is this the place where the term “penis breath” started?
Or was this country the inspiration behind that Gollum/Smeagol character, “they stole my precious!”? Was Wee Willy Winkle inspired by Congo too?
I guess if you have a small dick or a non-existent “john thomas”, you could then fly over to Congo and put the blame on these thieves that they touched your family jewels and made them shrink or disappear! There are victims who reported to the police and showed them their penises, claiming that it’s tinier than ever.
I wonder if the place is bustling with Oriental tourists. Just joking ah.
ezooone
Apr 27th, 2008
what the…!!!
ezooone
Apr 27th, 2008
hehehee…so like the cartoon strip!
Gallivanter
Apr 27th, 2008
ezooone Yup, such is life. There will always be people who wants to yank your chain.