Everyone longs for that perfect kiss, the one that sets the heart fluttering. Sometimes, you do kiss frogs in between your experiences with women. A kiss has to be memorable, it’s like an exam test. A woman throws everything behind a kiss, expecting to foretell happily-ever-after by just that moment.

Whatever you do, never ever rush into a kiss, and make sure there are no interruptions and there’s some privacy to enjoy the moment. Having said that, the main thing is, never expect your first kiss to be perfect, go in without any expectations.

Obviously, if you have bad breath, you can get her a nose peg or gargle some clorox to kill the smell. Being sober is key too, though ultimately it is about being self-confident.

Don’t place too much importance on a perfect kiss, but, don’t do it badly either else she’ll be scarred for life.

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4 Responses to “What is a Perfect Kiss?”

  1. When you are alone at night
    You search yourself for all the things
    That you believe are right
    If you give it all away
    You throw away your only chance to be here today
    Then a fight breaks out on your street
    You lose another broken heart in a land of meat
    My friend, he took his final breath
    Now I know the perfect kiss is the kiss of death~~~

    – New Order

  2. wombat Hmm, the only New Order song that I’m familiar with is Blue Monday.

  3. Then you don’t know what you have been missing.

  4. wombat :-P

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