1. Pass a note to the organist asking whether he/she plays requests.
2. See if a yawn really is contagious.
3. Slap your neighbour. See if they turn the other cheek. If not, raise your hand and tell the preacher.
4. Start from the back of the church and try to crawl all the way to the front, under the pews, without being noticed.
5. Raise your hand and ask for permission to go to the rest room.
6. Whip out a hankie and blow your nose. Vary the pressure exerted on your nostrils and trumpet out a rendition of your favourite hymn.
7. Try to indicate to the minister that his fly is undone.
8. By unobtrusively drawing your arms up into your sleeves, turn your shirt around backwards.
9. While people are locating the announced congregational song, step out in the aisle and begin waving your arms as if directing the hymn.
10. Sit close to the front, and during the prayer, turn around backwards, point, and count softly how many people do not have their heads bowed and eyes closed.
11. Choose a different song than was announced and begin singing it as loud as you can.
A Year Ago
- 2007: Mannequin (1987)
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June 9th, 2008 at 7:37pm
i hope no one kick you out of the mass.. worst still barred you from the church.. and blacklisted for every other church.. hehe
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June 12th, 2008 at 9:59pm
hahaha… and they’ll go “Oh no, the botak is back! Lock the doors quick!!” LoL!
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June 22nd, 2008 at 5:43pm
BossCat I’m fine with that, I only go for mass once a year anyway.
Olie Brouhahahaha!
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