Horny Malay Couple Ruins WALL-E Experience at TGV Sunway Pyramid



Mel & I woke up early on Saturday, to go to Sunway Pyramid, to get our tickets for WALL-E and also to witness the Skate Asia competition’s last day. I was anticipating this flick for quite sometime after catching the trailer at the cinema a couple of months ago.

Unfortunately, we had 2 Malay couples next to both Mel & I, and I purposely blurted, “Call JAIS. Call JAIS!”, to which Mel gave me a nudge. I’m sorry, but based on my experiences in the cinemas, the horny awards always go to the Malay couple stereotypes – Kampung-looking boy and a tudung-wearing girl, a genetic disorder for these people.

WALL-E was actually entertaining, hardly much to laugh at (unless you’re a simpleton). The whole movie revolves around a small waste collecting robot that unknowingly ventures on a space journey that has a bearing towards mankind. It was a really heartfelt show, but it was violated by 2 horny Malay couples “servicing” each other throughout the show.

The couple on my left, kept it only at groping. The dude, bosoming her chests, while she diddles his needle. I regularly turn to stare at them, and they stop. The Malay dude was wearing a Man Utd jersey – figures!

The couple of Mel’s right, is the horniest couple I have ever forced to witness. This kampung-looking Malay fucker boy, was touching the tudung girl’s boobies and also fingers her. I didn’t realize this until I noticed Mel was furious (I mean really HULK furious!). Mel got up, and went to complain to the management.

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Guess who came in? Another tudung Malay lady. She only peaked, and didn’t say anything (probably wished she could be in the act)!, while Mel moved across the couple and said , “Can you see what they’re doing?!”. The couple, probably too obtuse to know English, just stopped what they were doing and as dumb as they looked, stared blankly at the screen.

They had moments where they molested each other. I was trying to keep my cool. Then, Mel looked my way, with a disgusted look, and I moved in front of my seat, and saw the tudung Malay girl sucking the guy’s thumb, while his hands were in her pants, and her hands were in his pants. After a couple of seconds, they noticed that I was staring angrily. I wanted to throw the water bottle at them but I didn’t, because water is an important resource than these 2 mofos.

I so wanted to shout at the end of the movie, “best tak, raba tetek dan goncang kotek?”, but I didn’t. The couple knew that we were upset, and they left shortly. Mel told me later that she could smell the seminal fluids. Utterly disgusting! This incident only proves my believe towards stereotyping a kampung Malay boy with a tudung Malay girl.

Anyway, WALL-E gets a worthy 8/10 for me, simply because it has an environmental message to it, which we should take to heart and start doing something NOW to save our dying planet.

Hopefully, I do not witness the adventures of Kampung boy and Tudung girl in the future, but I think unless the cineplex management install infrared cameras in the hall, this is inevitable. I pray for their safety next time because I cannot guarantee that I will remain cool. Fuckholes. Dumb asses!

Of course, not all Malays are like this, but these type of insensitive act only strengthens stereotyping.

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