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Mel, the love of my life, decided to throw me a birthday dinner, a week short of my birthday. The simple reason is, on the day of my 31st, her mom and sister are scheduled to meet my family at my place for dinner. We spent Saturday, watching BOLT 3D (highly recommended! The hamster rocked the show!), and then shopping for christmas gifts before freshening up for dinner @ Bubba Gump the Curve.
I’ve been looking forward to this place, no thanks to my inate bias towards Forrest Gump. 
We were there shortly after 8pm, ordered our food, and then I began to give Mel the 101 on beer.
I put on my “satisfying” look, showing Mel how to enjoy beer.
Me demonstrating to Mel what an “Orgasmic” experience beer is after a hot & tiring day.
Here she goes, trying to take it all in with the beer.
OK, so it didn’t have the same “orgasmic” impact on her.
As a punishment, I was forced to stand on a chair, with another birthday person.
Oh well, it’s Christmas, I’m “forgiving” Mel for that.
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December 2nd, 2008 at 8:04am
because…on the day of your 31st i wont be around checking your blog or mine…Happy Birthday in advance Daniel!
Eiii…the folks wanna meet sdh kah? Macam ada cerita baik punya ni
chegu carol’s last blog post..Auntie Kay-rul!! We are coming!
December 2nd, 2008 at 9:34am
Happy Birthday in advance for you..
Wah!! now you also can ‘logop’ already ya? (ask mel for the meaning!! hehe)
kaDusMama’s last blog post..What a Happy day!!!
December 2nd, 2008 at 9:40am
yo…Happy Birthday!!!
December 2nd, 2008 at 10:23am
Happy Birthday~!
May all your wishes comes true, and may all the beers flows and keep on flowing…and flowing…and flowing…… =p
AngeL BeaR’s last blog post..Paintball Jungle (Woodsball) Tourney: DOOMSDAY Poster Released!
December 2nd, 2008 at 10:58am
Hehehe..You peeps should see his terkejut face when the waitress asked him to stand on the chair, Berpeluh juga la si gaman! HAHAHAHAH…2 year in a row sudah he kena from me on his birthday!
Anyway,that beer was horrible! YUCK,YUCK,YUCK!
Mana the presents under the x’mas tree?
emelda’s last blog post..Smiling Moon!
December 2nd, 2008 at 11:58am
happy birthday!
philters’s last blog post..acid rain
December 2nd, 2008 at 12:45pm
bro..happy birthday in advance…31 years old already? you should start a family soon…hehe
|1f34|-|1r3’s last blog post..Increasing your blog traffic part 1
December 2nd, 2008 at 1:17pm
Daniel
LOL, i like your organism look, haha, maybe next time u can consider to become the porn actor:P
Happy birthday in advance, bro.
December 2nd, 2008 at 1:42pm
happy pre-bd! it must be fun orgasming with the beer eh?
xin’s last blog post..Restoran Soon Tong in Southern Park, Klang
December 2nd, 2008 at 9:31pm
HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!!! Daniel Franklin!!!!
ooopsss.albeit an early one….
Anyway, good on you bro..1 year older 1 year smarter….ooopss…
let drink up *glup* *glup*
tony (http://tonycblogs.blogspot.com)
Tony Chan’s last blog post..Kudos to the Beijing for meeting its pollution target
December 2nd, 2008 at 10:24pm
chegu carol – Thanks! Well, it’s a routine folk thing, we haven’t reached the point of discussing the number of chickens I have to give yet.
kaDusMama – Thanks! Me can logop, but nowhere near the skill of a Sabahan. R.E.S.P.E.C.T.!
Christopher – Thanks!
AngeL BeaR – Amen! Can I substitute beer with Kilkenny and/or Stout, and want them flowing like the river of ganges?
emelda – Hrmmph. I’ve misoverestimated you! *ROLLS SLEEVE*
philters – Thanks!
|1f34|-|1r3 – Family is inevitable. I can safely say that I’m ready for the next step after enjoying the best years of my life as a single.
Daniel Ng – I’ve always aspired to become a porn actor, too bad it’s not a recognized job in Malaysia else I’ll be getting a datukship! Thanks for the greetings!
xin – Not as fun as orgasming on the woman I love!
Tony Chan – Better early than late? LOL! As for smarter, I’m not so sure.
Thanks for the wish!
December 3rd, 2008 at 8:00am
Happy birthday G! Go easy on the beer, nanti buncit
charlenediane’s last blog post..Beautiful.
December 3rd, 2008 at 8:26am
wei…selamat hari jadi!
tihtahpah’s last blog post..Mona Lisa
December 3rd, 2008 at 9:53am
happy burfffday gallivanter… I don’t like the taste of beer too.. manis manis pahit…euwww..
maika’s last blog post..land sir..
December 3rd, 2008 at 10:02am
Charlene- Buncit…memang mau ada ada sudah tu…
“run and hide from Daniel”
Maika- This beer bukan manis manis pahit…its memang PAHIT! There is no manis.
emelda’s last blog post..Child abuse- Satanic parents
December 3rd, 2008 at 10:32pm
charlenediane – Well, I hardly drink beer these days, only an average of 3 mugs per month.
Still, my stomach’s starting to bulge. It’s not in the booze, but in your food consumption before/during/after drinking. 
tihtahpah – Danke.
maika – Manis pahit? Errr, you talking about Shandy?
emelda – Ya ya, you like to rub it for good luck kan?
December 4th, 2008 at 8:40am
Belated birthday greetings, Gallivanter. Nice pic of you and yours there!
December 4th, 2008 at 10:38am
Tigerlily- Thank you, but I look better right??? ;P (say yes)
emelda’s last blog post..Let’s meet up, are you up for it?
December 4th, 2008 at 3:11pm
Celebrate the years that has made you YOU!
And Mel punya muka with the jagung…OMG so classic, hahahaha!
Melissa’s last blog post..Yes, this is another whiny entry so stop reading if you’re looking for something happy.
December 4th, 2008 at 8:45pm
1. I didn’t know can mix jagung with beer?
2. As the Kadus say: “mogolimpasa” first, “pounsorop” later…
3. As usual I did my Christmas gifts shopping way back in August.
December 4th, 2008 at 10:58pm
Tigerlily – Thanks!
emelda –
Melissa – Amen! Welcome to wherever you are, this is your life, you made it this far, and you’re exactly where you’re supposed to be!
Yeah, Mel love the jagung!
ben – Well, not really, she was eating jagung when I used my charms on her. August shopping for x’mas gifts? Dang! I can’t do that without feeling the X’mas spirit, usually in December.