Coping with Baldness
SharePosted on 02. Jan, 2009 by Gallivanter in Men
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Well, first things first, don’t do a Samy Vellu or Donald Trump and put roadkill on your head, hoping for people to be fooled by believing it’s your hair when it looks like an elephant poo.
The most easiest way to cope with baldness, is to ACCEPT it. It’s as simple as that, forget about paying exorbitant sums of moolah to all those hair treatment companies like Svenson’s, who take you on a ride. You may be able to delay the balding process by months, not by years. Don’t fall for the trick. If you still insist, pay me all the money, and I’ll find you a nice racoon in the jungle that you can use.
Don’t fret, look around you. Hollywood has accepted that being bald is sexy, look at the many celebrities who are bald. You might look like a hippo’s arse, but your baldness can detract women from looking at your face. 
With hair, you probably look like a chum, a pussy, look at your friends with hair. They look like flimsy Thai boys waiting to get one up their arses. If you’re bald, you look a little tougher, and people would think twice of picking a fight with you, unless you look like that Marshmallow man in Ghostbusters, than you’re not worth saving.
Another key is confidence, don’t belittle yourself. You’re a stud muffin, and women would either believe you, or you must have a really big dick because there’s no way you could be THAT confident going bald. Win win! 
cdason
Jan 2nd, 2009
If I start loosing hair, I’d go for your method, being bald. I agree that with so little hair, u end up looking weird.. so I think its either you have lost of hair, or none at all to strike a good look. No setengah setengah..haha
gregchai
Jan 2nd, 2009
Happy New Year, may 2009 brings prosperity and good health to you and your loved ones.
I like your post this time bro.
just wanna share something with you bro, i have few bald friend who would give you the look whenever people make jokes about baldness. I don’t even dare to mention the word ‘botak’ whenever they are around.
But after i make my head ‘botak’, i can make ‘botak’ jokes, they don’t feel insulted anymore.
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sriyany
Jan 2nd, 2009
I think bald men can be sexy in their own way (think Taye Diggs). But yea it’s such a turn off when we see a guy who’s balding. The only thing goin through our minds would be “Oh god..imagine running our fingers through THAT???”
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tekkaus
Jan 2nd, 2009
Happy new year 2009 gallivanter! Being bold is ok lar. In fact I think you look sexy. Haha =)
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sheela
Jan 2nd, 2009
happy new year Dan & Mel,
baldness…hehehe Accept it-agreed.
elcynthia
Jan 2nd, 2009
bald men –> yes
bald women –> ???? Which makes me worry a lot since my hair still havent fully recovered from the tremendous-loss after giving birth to my son! *sigh*
anyway… Happy New Year 2009 to you!!
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Alv0808
Jan 2nd, 2009
Baldness? hey.. macho what? just look at Van Diesel.. hehehhe
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nayden79
Jan 2nd, 2009
Iya oh..i also think bald is sexy. Better than half ada rambut half tada.. Hehe..
Neway, HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009 again to you..
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tihtahpah
Jan 2nd, 2009
kinda hard for women though…any advise for how women should deal with it? accept it by going bald too?
xin
Jan 2nd, 2009
LOL. can do a ‘mowing lawn’ tattoo on the head then. hehehehe
shirley aka beautiza
Jan 2nd, 2009
mmm if you old and botak.. bcoz of age or hair problem.. what to do lah kan.. but if you are young.. consider yourself.. bold and sexy :].. Happy New Year 2009.. God Bless!
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Daniel Ng
Jan 2nd, 2009
I will definitely agreed with you bold is tougher, sexy & macho…my two favorite idols – Van Diesel and Chris Daughtry, they are bold but both are look good!
Happy New Year to you Botak!:)
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Izad
Jan 2nd, 2009
elcynthia… there were about 5 women in my office who went bald for a cause earlier last year.. I must say, they kinda look sexier
Dan.. I’ve accepted the fact that I’m balding, but I don’t think I have the right head shape to be bald. LOL
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Nick Phillips
Jan 3rd, 2009
‘With hair, you probably look like a chum, a pussy, look at your friends with hair. They look like flimsy Thai boys waiting to get one up their arses.’
I think it’s time for me to got for the bald look or forever be labeles as a flimsy Thai boy … LOL! Then again, at the rate my hair is dropping, the bold look is not too far off
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cher
Jan 3rd, 2009
Well i definitely don’t think that a bald man is less attractive…in fact bald men can be very very sexy… I guess like you said its how you carry of your baldness……..if you carry it off with confidence..it will jst ooze out……….and you’d look extremely sexy so its all about how you bring it on! happy new year!
Diarmuid Curran
Jan 3rd, 2009
The days when men worried about hair loss are disappearing, that is if they have not already. It was a very “70’s” thing, back in an era when men had long hair, so the ridiculously comical and much derided Semi Value hairstyle is disappearing thankfully, although I prefer to refer to that character as Jabba the Hut of Sungai Siput.
I remember you had a decent head of hair until 2002 or 2003, and then nature began to take its course, so you wisely went and shaved the lot off. Its a look that does not suit all men, because it depends a lot on facial features. It suits rounder softer faces better, and it certainly looks good on Asian men, granted that I am biased in that regard. And yes….it certainly is sexy.
I have got used to the idea that one day, inevitably, my hair will go. Its happening gradually to my Dad (hes 57 now), and his siblings. So I reckon I have between 25 and 30 years left with my Rambut….in the meantime, I’ll make the most of it, and if it goes, it goes, for there is nothing far worse, or more ridiculous looking than a middle aged old queen trying to look like mutton dressed as lamb. So I’ll go old and bald with dignity, and I’d advise others facing the vagaries of nature to do the same.
Gallivanter
Jan 4th, 2009
cdason – Point. Lots of half halves out there, what’s worst, the ones that try to cover their bald spot by growing their side hair REALLY long!
gregchai – Greetings, likewise for you and your family!
Yeah, some people, or most men are sensitive about their balding situation.
sriyany – LOL! Yeah, it’s better to go to distance, instead of leaving the odd coconut trees. If they’re bald, there’s always the chest hair to run your fingers through!
tekkaus – Thank you.
And Happy New Year to you too my friend!
sheela – Amen!
Happy New Year!
elcynthia – Bald women, that’s a toughie for me. That is where the above advice is not applicable, as I LOVE women with long hair, beyond their shoulders, but not touching their butts.
Happy New Year!
Alv0808 – Yeah, it could also not look good though, depending on the shape of the head. LOL!
nayden79 – Agree! Happy New Year!
tihtahpah – For women, I can’t really advice on that, hmmm, it’s not as straightforward as men, that’s for sure.
xin – That works too! And as the years go by, have a couple of lawn mowers! LOL!
shirley aka beautiza – LOL! Happy New Year!
Daniel Ng – Right on!
Happy New Year to you too amigo!
Izad – Nevermind Izad, just embrace it, let your confidence shine! :-
Nick Phillips – LOL! Why wait, start shaving Nick! I hope your wife don’t come hunting for my ass!
cher – Happy New Year! Exactly, confidence is key. Even if you look like a conehead, your confidence will rub off on women.
Diarmuid Curran – Yeah, I wasn’t balding at the top, but definitely receding!
LifeJuicer
Jan 6th, 2009
Men with receding hairline aren’t necessarily a turn off. Nicholas Cage makes my knees weak anytime.
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Gallivanter
Jan 6th, 2009
LifeJuicer – Nicolas Cage? Goodness!
Olie
Jan 9th, 2009
Anybody who wants their ‘Rambut’ to stay healthy and ‘banyak’ stop using hair gel and shampoo containing SLS…
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seriously…. hair gel mostly contains oil which tutup the liang roma of your hair causing it tersumbat then terbantut the growing of healthy hair… As for SLS (self explainatory) ;-p.. hoped this helps
But then again.. bald is nice & sexy.. however I like to run my fingers through hair.. ;-p
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