Men’s Comebacks to Women’s Comebacks
SharePosted on 03. Feb, 2009 by Gallivanter in Amusement, Gender
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Man: “Haven’t I seen you someplace before?”
Woman: “Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.”
Man: “Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat slut.”
Man: “So, what do you do for a living?”
Woman: “I’m a female impersonator.”
Man: “That explains the moustache then!”
Man: “How do you like your eggs in the morning?”
Woman: “Unfertilised.”
Man: “No problem, I’ll just shoot my load up your arse.”
Man: “I would go to the end of the world for you.”
Woman: “But would you stay there?”
Man: “Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is impossible to shake off once you’ve been shagged.”
Man: “Would you like to dance?”
Woman: “I’d rather eat glass.”
Man: “I think you mis-heard me. I said you look fat in those pants”
Man: “You’re pretty.”
Woman: “Piss off.”
Man: “Don’t interrupt, You’re pretty… ugly, you fat bitch.
Man: “Your place or mine?”
Woman: “Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine.”
Man: “That’s cool, cause after I’m done shagging you in the back of my car, I don’t give a shit where you go.”
Daniel Ng
Feb 3rd, 2009
LOL! It’s funny but very awful if come to this type of situation!
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JerryInc
Feb 3rd, 2009
lemme have my laugh first…muahahahahahahaha. good one dude
Alv0808
Feb 3rd, 2009
Wah..funny and kind a ‘cruel’ to women la heeeehehhee
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Nick Phillips
Feb 3rd, 2009
I’ve been waiting for something like this to come out for so long! LMAO! What a great way to start my first day back at work!
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bee
Feb 3rd, 2009
…and, the award for the most ‘cynical mars vs venus comebacks’ goes to…..
xin
Feb 3rd, 2009
HAHAHAHA damn good!
AngeLBeaR
Feb 3rd, 2009
hrm…this is kinda cruel..hahahahhaaha~~~
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Gallivanter
Feb 3rd, 2009
Daniel Ng – Ya man! Hahahaha!
JerryInc – LOL!
Alv0808 – Yeah, cruel, but this post is not to be taken seriously.
Nick Phillips – LOL!
bee – The male species?
xin –
AngeLBeaR – I know! That’s the funny part! LOL!
foongpc
Feb 4th, 2009
Haha! Very funny! : )
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Olie
Feb 4th, 2009
Buduh! LoLs! stomach pain wei!! ha,ha,ha,ha…
Well men are very good in ‘cover line’… creative lah kunun! bLegH!
damn funny and cruel.. but thanks for a good laugh….
Gallivanter
Feb 4th, 2009
foongpc –
Olie – Cover line? Men? Women also pandai.
sarah
Feb 4th, 2009
hohoho! nasty ;D
Gallivanter
Feb 5th, 2009
sarah –