Your Waist Size Determines Your Career Growth
SharePosted on 02. Feb, 2009 by Gallivanter in Career
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How valid is that? Maybe to a certain extent, but it’s not because of the career, but more because of the experience. The more experience you have, the obviously more older you are. The more older you are, the less metabolism rate your body produces to burn the fats.
Hence, by the time you become a CEO, you’re as fat as can be. You can be so fat that if you wear one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on you.
sarah
Feb 2nd, 2009
Awesome! There’s a truth in it cause everywhere you see rich fat men. Haha.
Marilyn
Feb 2nd, 2009
Hmmm… So a wide waist size should actually be a confidence booster!
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huei
Feb 2nd, 2009
nowonder i always feel like a freshie! damn!! =P heheheh
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JerryInc
Feb 2nd, 2009
‘You can be so fat that if you wear one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on you’ – this is a good one haha
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Alv0808
Feb 2nd, 2009
Is it true? hehehhee…wah never heard it before
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Daniel Ng
Feb 2nd, 2009
I can only agree that your waist line determine your age, when you get older, you will be easy to put on some weight, but, for the gym junkies like me, I think you still can stay fit and healthy if you exercise regularly!
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Harmony
Feb 2nd, 2009
Erm… there’s some cases of extreme fat u know.
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elcynthia
Feb 2nd, 2009
hahaha.. this post actually reminded me of one of those sermon given by a Indonesian-based pastor.
He refers leaders should have big ‘bobot’(indoensian word) and as he tried to explain what it means with his body language sign, he actually uses both his hand showing a ‘big belly’ look. At first i was guessing if ‘bobot’ means big?? big belly? big?? then he said: it’s charisma or the ability to lead, and I was like.. “so not related”.
But hey Daniel, I think I can see the link now…*giggle*
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desmond-t
Feb 2nd, 2009
Ouch, me kurus kering… no wonder I still can’t get a job yet!
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Ju Ann
Feb 2nd, 2009
oh god. and I was just feeling super damn fat this morning. i think i reached my highest ever record weight!
davelynne
Feb 2nd, 2009
aaaaaaaaahhhh… nooo… (O.o)
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kuai
Feb 2nd, 2009
hahaha… disagreed with this one dear.. Obama maintain his 6 pax till now!!… and I sitll maintain my ‘almost’ 8 pax… wakakakaka… I know this post will make the ‘Team Lead’ happy… mcm mengampu ni.. hehehe..
Good day!
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wel
Feb 2nd, 2009
nice one dan..cool stuff! thinking ni…im still fresher la..haha..need to work more to make the tummy bigger..hehe..
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Gallivanter
Feb 2nd, 2009
sarah – LOL!
Marilyn – I guess so, so let’s start drinking away!
huei – Enjoy it while it last cause soon you’ll be climbing up the corporate world.
JerryInc –
Alv0808 – Of course not entirely true, but the higher position you have, the more money you have and the happier you become?
Daniel Ng – I wish I can exercise regularly as I did before for 2006.
Harmony – Extreme management? LOL! You mean government?
elcynthia – LOL! Yeah, and people wonder why Buddha’s belly is rubbed all the time for good luck!
desmond-t – Eat lots and lots of food!
Ju Ann – So you’re saying you’re on your way to become a team leader?
davelynne –
kuai – Well, I didn’t agree to it either if you read my post.
wel – Aramaitii!!
IRTeA
Feb 2nd, 2009
I somehow wished this was true. ^^;;
My bf’s body size is like the one in the ‘Team Lead’ category…
But hasn’t really improved in the career growth…
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satkuru
Feb 3rd, 2009
ROFL, i haven’t even started a career and i already look like i am going for team leader. gonna start heading back to the pool -_-! hehehe
lumis
Feb 3rd, 2009
haha not possible u have the body like fresher but u at the team lead, kan more healthy! hehe
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cdason
Feb 3rd, 2009
I don’t believe in this.. hehehe.. but coincidentally, its true also..
Gallivanter
Feb 3rd, 2009
IRTeA – LOL!
satkuru – That’s called thinking outside the box!
lumis – Yeah, but people seem to look up to fat men as wise, compared to a man that looks like an anchovy.
cdason – Well, maybe not coincidence since aging is a factor.
swordie
Feb 3rd, 2009
can’t be that true… where to put those with pot bellies without career…
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AngelitaAtractivo
Feb 4th, 2009
dang! i will never become a CEO!
;p
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Olie
Feb 4th, 2009
Come Dan we go drink more Kilkennys and make this bellies of ours bigger!!! ka,ka,ka,ka….
Well yeah.. the older you get, it gets harder to shed those excess pounds. Workaholics tends to get fat oso cause too tired from work to go the gym to keep in shape.. *sigh* Waistline expansion equals more money coming in… HOW I WISH! LoLs!
Tapi the helicopter landing spot betul lah funny!! ha,ha,ha,ha…
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Gallivanter
Feb 4th, 2009
swordie – In a bar?
AngelitaAtractivo – Eat eat eat!
Olie – Correcto.
belle
Feb 5th, 2009
hahahahaha…it is so true…hahahaha
Gallivanter
Feb 5th, 2009
belle –