25 Secrets Women Wish Men Knew
SharePosted on 18. Dec, 2009 by Gallivanter in Gender
I read this article on Mens Health this morning and I must say it’s very enlightening, though I know a few. I’m regurgitating this list for you guys out there.
25 Secrets Women Wish Men Knew
1. Please listen to me. Not because what I’m about to say will rock your world, but because listening is a sign of respect that rocks my world.
2. Women speak a different dialect than men. For example, “I’m fine” means “I’m so not fine,” just as “No dessert for me” means “I’ll be polishing off yours.”
3. Remember, PMS stands for “physical and mental stress.” So let me cry freely, behave irrationally, and eat your dessert. My mood swings are hormonal, not personal.
4. Manicures and pedicures are a woman’s gift to her man. I love looking pretty for you. The time to worry is when I stop going for them.
5. Always tell me when I look hot; never tell me when I don’t. And don’t forget: I need 20 compliments to offset one thoughtless remark
6. I remember the shirt you were wearing when you first said, “I love you.” The fact that you don’t makes me question whether you meant it.
7. I loved you long before I told you. Playing the long game is in a woman’s DNA.
8. Of course you’re the best lover I’ve ever had. All others cease to exist when I fall in love.
9. I’ll never tell you my true number. Never, never, never! Besides, see Secret 8.
10. I read your horoscope every day.
11. I secretly delight when the people slip up and call us Mr. and Mrs.
12. Spontaneously kiss my neck from behind, and I might let you stay back there for a while.
13. Yes, my girlfriend knows what we did last night. We share everything, including that.
14. Make me laugh and I’m happy. Laugh at yourself and I’m all yours.
15. A little jealousy is good if (a) no kneecaps are broken and (b) you don’t cross-examine me to exhaustion. The right balance shows you care, and it’s even flattering.
16. I don’t withhold sex to punish you. Sometimes I just need to be left alone but, at the same time, not left alone. And no, I can’t explain that.
17. I can, will, and do fake it. Like when Gossip Girl is starting. Would you rather I fake a headache?
18. I love sex. With or without you, as Bono might say. My mind is filthier than you might think.
19. You are irresistible: freshly showered, doing something sporty or strenuous, smiling, suited, reading the business section, DIY-ing.
20. “Do you want flowers?” kills the romantic gesture. Don’t ask, just do.
21. I’ll probably be late—because I’m preening for you. At least that’s how I reason. My reasoning skills are phenomenal!
22. If you cheat, I may not break up with you. But you’ll wish I had.
23. I once kissed a girl and liked the taste of her cherry ChapStick. No, I didn’t. That’s your fantasy. Sincerely sorry.
24. Here’s how to fix what you’re doing wrong in bed: When you go slow, go slower. When you go fast, go faster.
25. I feel lucky to have you, and I hope you feel the same. You can’t have it all unless you have someone to share it with.
Cyril
Dec 18th, 2009
Sweeett!! hehehe
Mimi
Dec 18th, 2009
That’s a VERY VERY good list, Dan! Hehehhe.. I love No 4! And disagree on No 6 and No 22 is so true!
eugeneung@hotmail.com
Dec 18th, 2009
No 5 is my most fav.
No 14 makes the man
No 16 looking at IT from the different point of vies
NO 23, that’s my secret too
No 24, a good lesson to learn
and thanks bro and have a great weekend
LaViaP The Geek
Dec 18th, 2009
very informative
Sheila
Dec 18th, 2009
no 25.. sweet n humble..
AngeLBeaR
Dec 18th, 2009
hrm……*wondering*…. u have a nice weekend! ^^
Christopher
Dec 18th, 2009
Nice one!!
Daniel Chiam
Dec 18th, 2009
I once heard, she’s my wife and that doesnt mean I cant treat her like a girlfriend, but never treat a girlfriend like a girlfriend, always treat a girlfriend like a wife
daniel chiam from
room8five.blogspot.com
Jagoinvestor
Dec 18th, 2009
nice points ..
My favorite was 12. Spontaneously kiss my neck from behind, and I might let you stay back there for a while.
Manish
Gallivanter
Dec 18th, 2009
Cyril –
Mimi – Yes, it’s good. I went through it with Mel and we both immediately thought that Number 10 was ridiculous. As for the rest, it’s pretty much give and take accuracy.
eugeneung – Cheers!
LaViaP The Geek – Hope it helps!
Sheila – The truth!
AngeLBeaR – Let me know which ones you disagree.
Christopher – Ole!
Daniel Chiam – I never heard of that, but if I really analyze it, I think it’s a silly thought.
Jagoinvestor – I suppose so. You do know these words are coming from women to men and not the other way round right? Just in case.
Jessen
Dec 19th, 2009
Somehow these secrets look familiar…
chegu carol
Dec 19th, 2009
LOL! I dont even read my own horoscope on daily basis. what more to read alvin’s.
Gallivanter
Dec 30th, 2009
Jessen – Haha!
chegu carol – That’s the only thing Mel and I agree on, is that point is kinda rubbish.
Olie
Jan 2nd, 2010
some are so so funny! LoLs!
“My mood swings are hormonal, not personal.”
number 23 is kinda kewl thou! ha,ha,ha..
Gallivanter
Jan 3rd, 2010
Olie –
Irene
Jan 6th, 2010
hahahaha… EXACTLY!