I’m Another Year Older
SharePosted on 04. Dec, 2009 by Gallivanter in Personal
Yes, I’m just 2 days away from adding another year to my age. Do you know that I dislike birthday cakes? No, it’s not because I don’t want to be reminded of how old I am, but because I don’t like to eat cakes. Not a fan of them. Now, if you present me a humongous chocolate with candles on it, I’d kiss you (with permission from my better half of course!) and then disappear with the chocolate for my own orgasmic digestion.
Maybe it’s because I see cakes differently than others. While you see “Happy Birthday” on the cake, I see this:

OK, I kid I kid. As my favorite band says, “I’m not old, just older”.



Daniel Chiam
Dec 4th, 2009
Haha Dan… Happy Birthday in advance ^^
chegu carol
Dec 4th, 2009
before i read the wordings on the cake, i thought u meant u see cake as taie….thats why u dislike cake
Pammie
Dec 4th, 2009
Happy Birthday in advance.. have a great one, this year
tekkaus
Dec 4th, 2009
Happy BD in advance then. Never mind, you can send yours to me.
Catapus
Dec 4th, 2009
Happy Birthday Daniel, May you have a great year ahead blessed with loads of joy, happiness, love and MONEY!…God Bless
sriyani
Dec 4th, 2009
LOL! Happy B’Day in advance
Tyson Trepidatious
Dec 4th, 2009
LOL Thats funny but very awesome!
and happy early birthday kiddo!
xin
Dec 4th, 2009
LOL. thts a very cool cake. imagine if this cake is meant for the grandparents..i bet they wouldnt be pleased too see it.
happy birthday on sunday!
Christopher
Dec 4th, 2009
yo..happy birthday dude!! Many good years ahead!
jemima
Dec 4th, 2009
Mel can always buy you little different cupcakes – one for each year.
Selamat Hari Jadi, Dan.
Jessica
Dec 4th, 2009
You get A LOT of special favors on birthday. I think that’s a decent compensation to getting a year older. Happy Birthday in advance, have a blast
ladyviral
Dec 4th, 2009
It should write on the cake “Another year older, another year Sexier” maybe then you will indulge in it or the half who gave you
.
Happy Birthday.
Angel
Dec 4th, 2009
Happy Birthday in advance! God Bless you
Amanda
Dec 4th, 2009
now that’s a pessimist’s cake…happy birthday gallivanter!
TerraShield
Dec 4th, 2009
I hope you’re not one of those people who are particular about being wished “happy birthday” earlier, because that is just what I’m gonna do.
“Happy Birthday” Is your age a secret?
naith_kk
Dec 4th, 2009
Happy returns of the day to you! (seeing you look at the cake in that manner of understanding… hahahaha)
Che-Cheh
Dec 4th, 2009
Happy Birthday in advance!
What about chocolate cake? Also don’t like?
Nick Phillips
Dec 4th, 2009
Dude, I will never ever present you with a humongous chocolate birthday cake firstly because I don’t think I would love to be kissed by you (LOL!) and secondly since I love chocolate cake probably just as much as you, you won’t even see the cake! hahaha …
Happy Birthday pal
Genova
Dec 4th, 2009
happy birthday dude.
Mouren
Dec 4th, 2009
LOL…Happy Birthday to you, bro! The marriage life is closer…hehehe!
marmalade
Dec 4th, 2009
happy birthday in advance!
cheers!
mimi
Dec 4th, 2009
happy birthday 2u! hav a blast^^
belle
Dec 4th, 2009
HAPPY BIRTHDAY…wahaha..btw i love the phrase on that cake…
wenn
Dec 4th, 2009
happy birthday..age is just a number..don’t worry..
Gallivanter
Dec 5th, 2009
Dan – Thanks!
chegu carol – No, of course not, I don’t see cake as taie at all, I see durian as taie.
Pammie – Thanks!
tekkaus – OK, gimme your address.
Catapus, sriyani, Tyson Trepidatious – Thanks!
xin – Yeah, but I’m sure their reaction would be historic in laughter!
Christopher – Thanks!
jemima – I hate cupcakes too.
Thanks!
Jessica – Lots of special favors eh? I’m still waiting for mine, will tell you after Sunday!
ladyviral – Still won’t get me to eat cakes.
Angel, Amanda – Thanks!
TerraShield – No of course not, you can wish me birthday every day of the year.
My age – I’m a 1977 baby.
naith_kk –
Thanks!
Che-Cheh – You got me there! Aiks! Still depends on the cake! Me hates sponge.
Nick Phillips – Haha! Thanks Nick!
Genova – Thanks!
Mouren – Oh yes, and I’m looking forward to it!
marmalade, mimi, belle – Thanks!
wenn – I never worry about my age, stop worrying after I turned 30. Hahaha!
Avatar
Dec 5th, 2009
You don’t like cakes? I always look forward for birthdays, hoping there will be cakes. Happy birthday in advance!
SJ
Dec 5th, 2009
happy advanced bday!
A smile from SJ =)
Cathj
Dec 5th, 2009
Awwwwwwwww….. happy bday… ^_^
Scary lah the wording on the cakes… LOL
Olie
Dec 6th, 2009
Gontua sudah kau Dan!! The older the wiser kan… Mbah enjoy kio!
massy
Dec 7th, 2009
omg I miss out. Happy belated b’day Dan. Btw, not a big fan of cakes myself. I only like certain things @_@ as they say, I’m very particular with everything orz.
lvynana
Dec 7th, 2009
Happy Birthday.
Gallivanter
Dec 7th, 2009
Avatar – I hope otherwise, don’t know how I got this way, now I link cakes to sponge for some reason.
SJ – Thanks!
Cathj – That’s why we must live everyday to the fullest!
Olie – The definition of wise – nonsense talk that confuses the recipient duping them to believe you’re smart.
massy – Better late than never. Yeah, cakes are just errr…
lvynana – Thanks!