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Fun With Dick & Jane
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It left me with a belly-ache at the end. Only Carrey can pull off a slapstick comedy to perfection. There were 3 major horselaugh parts, and they were all purely slapstick.
Here are my favorite Jim Carrey films to date:
1) The Mask (7/10)
“Thank you, you love me, you really love me! ”
“Ooh, somebody stop me!”
2) Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (7/10)
“Shikaka… Shikaka! Shikasha! Ohhh! Shishkabab. Shawshank Redemption. ShicaaaaGO! You’re outta there! Go on, I gotcha, you’re out. ”
“Excuse me… Your balls are showing… “
“Ummm that was incredible. Was it good for you? Fletcher (Carrey): I’ve had better. ”
“[having farted in an elevator] It was me!”
“Hey, Fletcher, how’s it hanging? [groans] Fletcher (Carrey): Short, shriveled, and always to the left.”"My teacher tells me beauty is on the inside. Fletcher (Carrey): That’s just something ugly people say.”Â
 4) The Truman Show (10/10)
“Good morning, and in case I don’t see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!”
“Somebody help me, I’m being spontaneous!”
5) How the Grinch Stole Christmas (10/10)
“What’s that stench? It’s fantastic.”
“MAX. HELP ME… I’m FEELING.”
“The Grinch: [whispering] Fine then, I’m just going to whisper from now on, so by the time the sound reverbarates off the walls, I won’t be able to hear it. [pause] Echo: You’re an idiot.”
“The Grinch: Who wants the gizzard? Drew Lou Who: I do. The Grinch: Too late! That’ll be mine.”
6) The Majestic (7/10)
“Adele: Do you remember me? Peter Appleton: I’ll sure try.”
“Congressman Doyle: Who did you go as? Peter Appleton: A horny young man.”
7) Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (9/10)
“Constantly talking isn’t necessarily communicating.”
“Sand is overrated. It’s just tiny, little rocks.”
Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events (7/10)
“I’m sorry, I don’t speak *monkey*. ”
“Children are strange and foreign to me. I never really was one. I do know that they are an important part of the ecosystem.”
9) Fun with Dick & Jane (8/10)
“We’re all just like caveman with our own little patch of land. Well now I’ve got a club, and I’m gonna take what I need.”
“[With her accent, Richard sounds like retard] Blanca: What’s a matter, Retard? Dick Harper: Call me Dick.”
I also have to mentioned that Jim Carrey stole the limelight in Batman Forever from everyone else when he played The Riddler.
P/S: Harrison Ford’s FIREWALL was gimpy. More of a made-for-TV movie. 4/10
