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Live Free or Die Hard



Yippee Kai Yay Motherf**ker! Bruce Willis just won’t conk out. The 51-year-old dude has contracted out to a fourth Die Hard movie, June 29th 2007.The film, titled Live Free or Die Hard, (imagine if this was a porn film – LOL!) features his John McClane attempting to stop a techno-terrorist on the Fourth of July. It will be directed by Underworld: Evolution filmmaker Len Wiseman. Hmmm…perhaps we get to see McClane battling vampires and werewolves? No one will ever make black leather tights look good like Kate Beckinsale did! :-)

Another “oldie” looking to revive one of his iconic action characters. Stallone will be starring in Rocky Balboa (oh no – not another Rocky film!) and Harrison Ford, possibly a 4th Indiana Jones movie (I think it could be too little too late).

Die Hard (1988) = 7/10
Die Hard 2 : Die Harder (1990) = 8/10
Die Hard With a Vengeance (1995) = 6/10
It was BRUCE WILLIS’ DIE HARD in 1988 that made many action films imitated the template of a lone hero taking on a team of villains by himself. Die Hard on a bus la, Die Hard on a submarine la, Die Hard on a plane la…all that chintzy mimicries.
2007 Sequels read: Shrek 3 (should be enjoyable), Harry Potter 4 (the stupid franchise continues), Pirates of the Caribbean 3 (Jack Sparrow!), Ocean’s Thirteen (Zzzzzz), Spider-Man 3 (YES!!), Fantastic Four and the Silver Surfer (Jessica Alba in a body suit. :-) ), Evan Almighty (I hated Bruce Almighty), The Bourne Ultimatum (not another Matt Damon flick!), and Alien vs. Predator 2 (WTF?).
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