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Why Movie Sequels?



A FRIDAY THE 13TH SPECIAL!

Sequels I Enjoyed
Toy Story 2 -  “I can’t look. Could somebody please cover my eyes?”
Terminator 2 – “Come with me if you want to live!”
Rush Hour 2 - ”I will bitch-slap you back to Africa.”
Shrek 2 – “I’m sorry, the position of annoying talking animal has already been filled.”
Pirates of the Caribbean 2 – “Now where is that monkey, I need to shoot something!”
Superman 2 – “Come and kneel before Zod!”
Gremlins 2 – “Elevator, sound alarm! – Gremlins: ENH! ENH! ENH! ENH! ENH! ENH! ENH!”

Waste-of-Time Sequels
Babe Pig in the City – “That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.”
Mission: Impossible 2 – What’s with John Woo and his affinity for birds and by birds I mean “Warm-blooded egg-laying vertebrates characterized by feathers and forelimbs modified as wings”
Ice Age 2 – “This is too *hot*, the Ice Age was too *cold*, what will it take to make you happy?”
Star Wars – in fact ANY Star Wars flick! Blech!
Bad Boys 2 – total stinker!
Speed 2 – WTF?

We Don’t Want Sequels!
Alien vs. Predator 2 – need I say more?
Angels and Demons – oh no, not Tom Hanks again! Off with his head!
Aliens – *YAWNS*

Please, Not Another Sequel!
Rocky 6 – should’ve stopped at Rocky 3!
The Bourne Supremacy – Matt Damon looks so stupid. And probably is too.
X-Men – that gay director killed this series. Heard loads die in X3. Amen.
Scary Movie – this is getting extremely tacky. Typical yank.
Incredible Hulk – the stupidest comic adaptation EVER!

I Want a Sequel!
Superman – and I want a heterosexual director this time!

Errr, there was a sequel?
TMNT 2 & 3
Ghostbusters 2

Somewhat Confirmed Sequels
Indiana Jones 4 – Harrison Ford forms a geriatric’s fan club
Batman Begins 2 – Batman Begins was the best Batman movie. Should be good.
Rambo 4 – Stallone forms a geriatric’s fan club
Old School 2 – the first one was hilarious!

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