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Worst Lyrics Ever
Come, share with me, what’s the worst lyric you have ever heard? Can it beat these?
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don’t confuse them with mountains – Shakira Whenever Wherever
I love you like a fat kid loves cake – 50 Cent 21 Questions
I ain’t never seen an ass like that
The way you move it you make my pee-pee go doing-doing-doing – Eminem Ass Like That
Young, black and famous with money hangin’ out the anus – Puff Daddy Can’t Nobody Hold Me Down
I know this probably isn’t considered bad lyrics, but to me, it’s rubbish. Britney Spears’ I’m a Slave 4 U. Ugh *ptui ptui*
AND I SWEAR, by the moon and stars in the sky,
I’ll be there. (yuckssssssssssssssssss)
Most recently?
You can stand under my umbrella, ella, ella, ella, eh eh eh…under my umbrella, ella ella ella, eh eh eh….
I’ll swing by when I think of more absurd ones.
hahaha i agree with the shakira one..first time i heard it i was like waatttt?!
“Touch my bum, this is life” – Cheeky Girls
“Boom boom boom boom, I want you in my room” Vengaboys
“I am the walrus,goo goo g’joob, goo goo goo g’joob, goo goo g’joob, g’goo goo g’joob g’goo” – Beatles
“Kau biarkan aku sendiri, Meratapi nasib dalam gelita, Saliha, Oohh saliha” – Mawi
“I don’t want to see a ghost,
It’s a sight that I fear most
I’d rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news” ~ Des’ree (Life)
and needless to say.. the entire lyrics of Mandy Moore’s ‘Extra’ordinary
What are they? 5 year olds?
“I really, really, really, really wanna zig a zag ah…” – Spice Girls, Wannabe.
zig a zag wha…?
“ship goes to heaven, goat goes to hell”, i think sung by Cake or biscuit
“My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It’s better than yours,
Damn right it’s better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge”
-Kelis
Those are just few lines/chorus…To me Vanilla Ice’s “Ice Ice Baby” takes the whole cake…The whole lyrics stinks:
All right stop collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop yo I don’t know
Turn off the lights and I’ll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
Dance go rush to the speaker that booms
I’m killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it you better gain weight
You better hit bull’s eye the kid don’t play
If there was a problem yo I’ll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
CHORUS
Ice ice baby vanillla (x4)
Now that the party is jumping
With the bass kicked in and the vegas are pumpin’
Quick to the point to the point no faking
I’m cooking MC’s like a pound of bacon
Burning them if you ain’t quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
And a hi-hat with a souped up tempo
I’m on a roll and it’s time to go solo
Rollin’ in my 5.0
With my rag-top down so my hair can blow
The girlies on standby waving just to say hi
Did you stop no I just drove by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted a left and I’m heading to the next block
The block was dead
Yo so I continued to A1A Beachfront Avenue
Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
Jealous ’cause I’m out getting mine
Shay with a guage and Vanilla with a nine
Reading for the chumps on the wall
The chumps acting ill because they’re so full of eight balls
Gunshots rang out like a bell
I grabbed my nine all I heard were shells
Falling on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my car slammed on the gas
Bumpet to bumper the avenue’s packed
I’m trying to get away before the jackers jack
Police on the scene you know what I mean
They passed me up confronted all the dope fiends
If there was a problem yo I’ll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
REPEAT CHORUS
Take heed ’cause I’m a lyrical poet
Miami’s on the scene just in case you didn’t know it
My town that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
‘Cause my style’s like a chemical spill
Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed
This is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step with this
Shay plays on the fade slice like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast other DJs say damn
If my rhyme was a drug I’d sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it’s time to get loose
Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
If there was a problem yo I’ll solve it
Check out the hook while Shay revolves it
Ice ice baby vanilla
Ice ice baby (oh-oh) vanilla
Ice ice baby vanilla
Ice ice baby vanilla ice
Yo man let’s get out of here
Word to your mother
Ice ice baby too cold
Ice ice baby too cold too cold (x2)
Ice ice baby
Beat That!!!!!I bet retiring is the best decision he made that affects us all.
Tine Anything from Spears is potentially rubbish. LOL.
tihtahpah Well, that’s more jiwang that terrible lyrics. Any more?
Giddy Tiger I agree 100%!!
huei Shakira’s in denial. LOL.
Wombat Thanks, what do we call these type of singers, Vengaboys, Los Des Rio, Las Ketchup, Cheeky Girls – GOD’S SICK SENSE OF HUMOR?
Izad Mandy Moore is a waste of space.
Melissa Agreed – that’s nonsense!
xin Someone must’ve been high on penicillin. LOL.
Moses Francis Nice one! Yes, forgot about this crappy song!
Deeroy Errr, I actually like “Ice Ice Baby”, and unashamed to admit it. It was either Vanilla Ice or MC Hammer.
And I’m gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket … Big Girls Don’t Cry – Fergie
It just seems out of place.
Aznin Tell me about it, that’s what I’ve been telling to my other half, though she think it’s cute. Blech.
That’s it – u gonna stay outside tonite! LOL!!
Other half But but but…
My choice would be Beautiful South’s Song for Whoever:
I love you from the bottom of my pencil case.
Very good melody though. Paul Heaton is a genius. Check out Housemartins too.
Ok…gotta comment on Aznin’s comment.
Come on…when you were young, don’t tell me that you were not particularly attached to a certain pillow/bolster/blanket/doll/toy that you had to take with you everywhere. Your very own ‘bantal busuk’.;)
That’s how kids are…you have an attachment to something to keep you safe from the big bad world outside.
So its an endearing term to say that she’s going to miss him like a child misses their blanket.
Heck, its the same for adults too. When I had to be away from my 1st born for the 1st time on a business trip I had to take his pillow with me so that I could sleep at night.:)
So like it or not, the term “I’m gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket” is very much in line with the song. And Daniel, your other half is right, its cute. If you’re away and she doesn’t miss you like she misses her blanket, then you’re in trouble…:p
ben Eh, I like that song and Housemartins too.
Sue Noooooooooo! Another “child-misses-their-blanket” fan. Well, in the context of the song, potong steam la. Imagine if a male singer sung that, they’d probably label him a pedophile.
In response to Sue, I totally get what she’s trying to put across. I have no problems with the meaning.
With reference to the title of the blog entry, the lyrics totally destroyed the music of the song. It sounds like the person that wrote the lyrics just shoe horned the line into any song they could get their hands on. In my book, that makes for bad lyrics.
Gallivanter im not saying what your saying is wrong, but the way that set of lyrics is worded is just crap,
and i know my english is sh*t, but she could have wrote it differently, because it sounds dull
Aznin Whatever it is, I don’t like that part of the lyrics, it spoiled the song for me.
Dean/i> Errr, Dean, I’m on YOUR side. LOL.
That line from Fergie is so duh! It’s too literal, it’s as if not a lot of thought was put into describing her loss,lacks imagination. Don’t get me wrong it’s not a bad song, just that line makes my teeth clench. she might as well have said ‘I’m going to miss you lots’.
Chad Agreed. I dislike that song. Find it too irritating.