Miss World Malaysia 2009 – My Picks



OK, I rarely blog about Malaysian pageants because the women do not reflect the beauty of Malaysia has to offer. I’m not sure if there is some outside forces controlling this as they are worried that more white men would flock to Malaysia, leaving them with no choice but to bonk goats instead.

I quickly took a look at the faces after bracing myself for the worst, and picked out 2 potential winners, and apparently it looks like my choices are from East Malaysia! The rest, well, seriously, by the time you’re done looking at the photos below, you would wonder how in the world they have made it into this competition. Do you really want these lasses to represent Malaysia and receive the lowest vote amongst all the nations just like that Miss Malaysia Universe the last time – the LOWEST!

OK, let’s get the bad ones out of the way first. Bad here I mean NOT Miss World standard.

Charlene Yeong Miss Malaysia World

Charlene Yeong Miss World Malaysia - looks more like Charlie Yeong

Christy Yeoh Miss World Malaysia

Christy Yeoh Miss World Malaysia - very average-looking

Chantelle Chuah Miss World Malaysia

Chantelle Chuah Miss World Malaysia - wrong contest Miss Chinatown!

Foong Yuh Wen Miss World Malaysia

Foong Yuh Wen Miss World Malaysia - Ouch! Who you kidding?

Dalvin Miss World Malaysia

Dalvin Miss World Malaysia - I don't think so

Doly Ho Miss World Malaysia

Doly Ho Miss World Malaysia - drag queen from papaya farm?

Felixia Yeap Miss World Malaysia

Felixia Yeap Miss World Malaysia - the thin arms annoys me

Gabrielle Ashley Miss World Malaysia

Gabrielle Ashley Miss World Malaysia - the fugliest of the lot

Jesintha Miss World Malaysia

Jesintha Miss World Malaysia - so bloody average

Mourhrna Miss World Malaysia

Mourhrna Miss World Malaysia - another who you kidding?

Priscilla Sriram Miss World Malaysia

Priscilla Sriram Miss World Malaysia - looked in the mirror lately?

Renee Erin Miss World Malaysia

Renee Erin Miss World Malaysia - part-time GRO ka?

Sarah Low Miss World Malaysia

Sarah Low Miss World Malaysia - very very scary smile, looks mental

Thanuja Miss World Malaysia

Thanuja Miss World Malaysia - there are better Indian women out there

Tiong Sue Lynn Miss World Malaysia

Tiong Sue Lynn Miss World Malaysia - I'm telling you, this is a dude!

Laura Yong Miss World Malaysia

Laura Yong Miss World Malaysia - an average yawn

Allison Yeoh Miss World Malaysia

Allison Yeoh Miss World Malaysia - looks underaged.

Stefanie Chua Miss World Malaysia

Stefanie Chua Miss World Malaysia - OMG the legs!

Have you fainted yet at some ghastly contestants? Yes, this is what I call the BRUTAL truth. There are a handful here are not too tatty-looking but some definitely need a reality check!

Now, as for my top 2 picks, one’s a stick figure which is pity, and the other, could possibly give Malaysia a decent chance to breach top 50.

Marie Bibiana Miss World Malaysia

Marie Bibiana Miss World Malaysia - a little too stickly for me

While Marie has the height, she’s a bit flat on the curves, certainly needs to work on that as it gives her a “stick-figure” look. Her facial features are OK though.

Crystel Eve Miss World Malaysia

Crystel Eve Miss World Malaysia - the best of the lot

She has that elegant look, yet very Asian, so, based on only the photos, she would be my choice. But, we all know how “Ah Lian” the judges can be in their choices.

I’ve seen before one Miss Malaysia competition TV and it was shocking in terms of bimbosity!

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