You’ve been exchanging text messages, you went out with her, had a good time, and when you sent a follow up text message, you don’t get a response. Then you follow it up with another text a couple of days later, and still no reply.

You then start to think whether you did anything wrong, and that you thought both of you had a great time and that she liked you. So, you start driving yourself crazy wondering if there was anything that you could have done differently. You start to recap events.

You recap your date with her, and then start to question your moves. Sound familiar? Well, there is nothing that you can do now. Stop living in regret.

Remember, you had some share of ignoring SMSes too. You went out with them, but then you never called back nor replied to her text messages. It works both ways. So, stop being so upset about that person, just realize that there was no chemistry in the first place that you though you had. Move on!

Think about all the girls you dated once, you went out, didn’t like them and you didn’t bother keeping in touch. Don’t worry, if she does not text you back, it’s not the end of the world, don’t drive yourself crazy.

You will never know why someone decides not to like you. You have just got to learn that is part and parcel of dating.

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The day arrives, you’ve been waiting for it, to meet that person for a date. Then when you meet her, she’s not what you thought she’d be - she whines her way like there’s no tomorrow, or just simply plain boring. That’s the cue for you to end it - it’s a bad date in progress. I’ve had my share of those.

The easiest way to end a bad date, is to, end it politely. “Oh look at the time, I need to go home to bathe my fishes”. Well, that won’t work, but I did use it before. Don’t worry, I didn’t get slapped, she was too blond to figure it out.

Using sign language helps too, if your date is smart enough to detect them. Just be direct in your signals like checking your watch, or looking disinterested. But, only go down this path if you just don’t want to offend her or to get beaten up in public.

What you HAVE to be clear is do not even tell her that you want to be friends, cause that will only send a mixed signal. If she has low self esteem, she’s jump on that like a clown on a pogo stick. Do not peck her on the cheek nor tell her you’ll contact her. She will keep that in her diary and spend the next few days laughing to herself in the mirror while putting lipstick on her cheeks and forehead.

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So, what attracts us to women? Independent chick, homely housewife or a sex kitten? Well, the combination of the 3 of course. You thought we were THAT easy to figure out? Of course, sex kitten is vital. Hehe!

But seriously, we want someone FUN. Why? Because we love to tease and be playful with our girlfriends, and if you’re a sulky potato all the time, you’re better off making out with a llama.

Also, please have an opinion, don’t just rely on us to do all the creative thinking. I mean, yes, we are intelligent, though you feminists would not admit it. I’m gonna flame the fire by saying that the only thing a woman is good at is to give birth. Everything else, men win. So, don’t just give in, when we ask, what do you wanna do, don’t say “I don’t know”. DECIDE.

What we love is a healthy debate, not an emotionally charged one like most women love getting themselves into. Challenge us, as we don’t want to end up like Homer Simpson And please don’t get personal. Of course, there are some things that cannot be debated. We know.

Forget about us lending you a shoulder to cry on, you’ll have better luck with your mom, or female friend, or some gay fella in some slum in KL. We will try to solve your problem, and we’ll suggest solutions too.

One thing men hate is when a woman tries to stop us from hanging out with our friends from time to time. Do we stop you? Please, live your life with your friends, and let us take a breather every now and again.

The most important thing - women, don’t pretend to be someone else, even during the dating phase. Just be yourself. Kapish?

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Be confident, the more nervous you become, the higher the chances that women think you’re “acting” just to impress her. It’s also asking the right questions - ask her open-ended questions where she has a chance to speak - try to get personal as possible, but please, don’t ask dumb questions for the sake of having a conversation.

Having a good sense of humor works like a charm. Be light-hearted and fun, but learn to deliver the jokes at the right time - and the observe her reaction. If her body language is good, then you’re on the right track. Always study her first.

Simple ain’t it?

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By shamming to be someone that they’re not - women sometimes falsify interests and taradiddle about their past to shanghai a man, but sooner or later the truth will show itself.

A needy woman is PLAIN ANNOYING, when she cannot seem to have a life without him. Men detest needy women. Grow a backbone please.

If you love to blabber endlessly, please learn to give and take - let the men talk about their day and interests too. A relationship is damned when a woman becomes financially harum-scarum, like spending ludicrous amount of money (in thousands), just to get their nails proper.

Stop playing with emotions, no human like to have their feelings diddled. Do not string along if you don’t feel it’s gonna work. If you feel that it might just work, then let time take its course, don’t push the issue of living together or getting married, it’s our ultimate turn off!

Stop being uncompromising, our opinions matter too, don’t make it a big fuss if we does not see it your way. Another thing we hate, is when women get into a jealous fit, like it’s a deadly sin that we cannot have any female friends at all, although we have known them MUCH longer than we know you. We don’t stop you from having your share of male friends, so don’t stop us.

If you find yourself doing these, chances are, your partner will dump you.

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A McDeluxe Super Giganto XXX Combo of social, emotional and physical elements of a man.

Confident - This is KEY. If you do not have confidence, then you have a better chance of hooking up with a potato.

Smart - Are you smarter than them? Woo her with your intellectual skills.

Past - Women always fear your past, just be honest about it as women seem to have an uncanny tool of figuring it out.

Desire - They want you to long for them, to love them long time.

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Couples out there, if you’re not communicating your sexual needs to each other, I suggest you do so for the good of the relationship. Sure, a relationship is not all about sex, but sex is very much part of a relationship. So stop living in denial.

You may not want to hurt your lover’s feelings, because you feel that if you were in their shoes, you may feel the same. Bollocks! Hurtful perhaps, but it’s the truth, it will help the relationship.

Don’t feel shy to ask what you want, hey, sex is all about enjoyment and fulfillment, but try not to overstep human boundaries here. Don’t be a sadist, else go tie your balls with a PAS flag.

You may think that you know EXACTLY what your partner wants, but that is not reality. Don’t assume that because you like it, she likes it too. Assumptions are the mother of all screwup, just ask Malaysia’s Barisan Nasional (National Front).

Sometimes, you may feel that you don’t deserve such kickass experience, but dude, it’s all about taking and receiving. Don’t worry about ruining the mood, as it may already be ruined if your partner or yourself is not getting the maximum.

Spontaneity only happens in movies, don’t think sometimes it just happens. Work at it or you’ll most likely to spend more time with your hands.

Just let go of your expectations and start expressing yourself. Hey, you deserve it and your partner wants to please you as much as you want to please her.

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Some women love giving it, and some despise the thought of it. The same can be said for men and the process of cunnilingus. If she doesn’t want seminal fluid in her mouth, make sure you don’t blow up on her! Pull “John Thomas” away when you’re nearing the stage of explosion.

Some women fear that they might choke when they “choking the chicken” with their mouth. What you can do is keep still and don’t lambada her, thinking her head is her coconut, while she’s getting down on you. Let her work at her own pace.

Sometimes, she’s just not in the mood to do it, don’t force her. She’ll blow your brains out when she’s ready. Just keep on stimulating her. She may have a fear of being labeled too, as society may have shaped her believe that giving head is unholy, let her make her own decisions in time. You can help by speaking to her about it openly and honestly.

What she gets, she gives back, so make sure you get down on her if you expect her to do the same on you, else she’ll lose interest over time. It takes 2 to tango the bongo, and always remember - HYGIENE is crucial!

If she had endured a trauma from blowjobs, you might feel the backlash. I had an traumatic experience some 10 years ago when I was about to get down, I smelt a dead fish, emanating from her. I was traumatized for 2 years. What I’m saying is, a woman may have had a bad experience too. Speak to her.

In the end , not everyone is into oral sex, if she doesn’t like it at all, and if you feel its a vital ingredient for a relationship (intimacy), then end it if you’re unable to reach compromise.

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What causes sperm loss in men?

Tight underwear
Yup, I found out about this 10 years ago, been wearing boxers ever since.

Hot water baths
Not too much hot water baths please, it’ll heat your eggs.

Excess body weight
Fat blokes imbalances the testosterone levels.

Excessive smoking & alcohol intake
If you smoke, you choke the little ones. If you drink too much, you’ll “drown” them.

Apart from this, I’m sure there are genetic or infection that could lead to that. I’m just doing my part to increase boxer shorts sales.

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