1. Why did Eve eat the forbidden fruit despite God’s warning not to do so? Well, women want what’s off limits, in fact, all of us human do to some extent. The more it is out of reach, the more we want it.

2. Taken men are a safe bet, because women can discuss their love life with them knowing that there’s no strings attached, but before they know it, just like in the movies, they would’ve probably fallen for him in a state of puppy love.

3. Men who are in a relationship, his name would probably be mentioned numerous times by his other half to her girlfriends, so much so that as the woman hears all the good things about him and come to an agreement, she will then attempt to steal him.

4. There’s a lot of insincerity out there, especially from single man who doesn’t realize that he sounds like a broken record to her with his compliments and gestures. A woman will always read between the lines as it is their nature, having been living in the world of men. With men who are in relationship, a woman tends to lower her guard because she knows there isn’t any sexual intentions involved.

5. Taken men apparently have desirable qualities. I read a great example of describing this scenario, imagine men as the parking spaces surrounding a popular joint on a weekend, the closest ones to the restaurant is either booked or full occupied. As you get further from the restaurant, parking spots become available. Women believe that men who are single, are single for a reason.

Forget everything else and concentrate on pulse points. Why? Well, these areas produce heat which in turn releases the scent of your perfume. Good pulse points include the base of the throat, in between them boobies (for ladies), the wrists and the bend of the elbow.

For ladies, you can also spray on the back of your knees and ankles as scent usually travel upwards. Forget about applying behind the ears, instead aim for the jaw line.

Another tip, if you spray perfume on your wrists, never rub them together as it won’t allow the perfume to develop naturally with your body. Try to experiment, one day with rubbing the wrists together and another day of not rubbing the wrists together, which action helps to maintain the perfume longer?

1. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.

2. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.

3.  If a man says “I’ll call you,” and he doesn’t, he didn’t FORGET… he didn’t LOSE your number… he didn’t DIE! He just didn’t want to call you.

4. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.

5. Don’t be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.

6. Men are less sentimental than women.

7.  Men accept compliments much better than women do. Example: “Dude, you look great.” Dude: “Thanks.” On the other side: “Babe, you look great.” Babe: “I do? Must be the lighting.”

Some men, until today, are a little ignorant that their appearance plays a major first impression on women. Here are some basic tips for you to appear more presentable to the ladies.

1. Nails
How long does it take to cut your fingernails? Not much time right? Well, at least before a date, cut them clean. Ladies will notice. And please, don’t be an idiot by keeping one fingernail long. It’s unhygienic and you’ll look like a retard.

2. Nose Hairs
Some guys I have met have nose hairs that are protruding, which I find utterly disgusting. Imagine a woman’s reaction? Get a nose trimmer, or a small nose hair scissors.

3. Eyebrows
Trim the bugger or you’ll end up looking like a caveman. I usually trim it every week or so. Simple rule of thumb, if you notice your eyebrows are sprouting more than usual cut it. As for unibrows, that’s another story.

4. Pubic Hair
Trim it, don’t have to shave it clean, because it’ll become prickly (excuse the pun). Don’t keep a bush and hide your schlong inside.

5. Your Clothes
If you’re skinny, don’t wear baggy clothes, and if you’re fat, don’t wear tight clothes. You can’t hide your weight. If you wear long sleeve shirt, try to fold the sleeves to just below your elbows for a smarter effect.

6. Shoes
By nature, women love shoes. So, that means you have to make sure your shoe is clean, and of course, looks cool.

7. Hair
Do not have long hair, because it looks stupid. Leave the long hair to women. I shaved my head bald years ago and haven’t looked back. You don’t have to shave it all off, but at least keep it neat.

There you have it. Basic tips.

IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER:

Courses for Women (Taught by men, for women)

1. Avoiding Walking in Front of the TV
2. Doing Housework Without Complaining
3. Shopping: Buying What You Can Afford, Not What You Can Charge
4. Understanding the Male Response to “Do I Look OK?”
5. How to Apologize When You Are Obviously Wrong
6. Understanding the Male Response to “Am I Fat?”
7.  Learning to Choose What to Wear In Less Than Four Hours
8. Vacations: Doing Without 4 Suitcases
9. Makeup: The Less is More Theory

Courses for Men (Taught by women, for men)

1. You Too Can Do Housework
2. P.M.S. – Learning When To Keep Your Mouth Shut
3. Garbage – Getting It To the Curb
4. The Morning Dilemma – If It’s Awake, Take a Shower
5. The Weekend and Sports Are Not Synonymous
6. How To Put The Toilet Seat Down

What else? Haha!

Well of course they do – to flaunt their sexuality while they still have it.

Usually it will depend on the woman’s mood, if she’s in the dating scene and single, she would be more inclined to show off her breasts. However, if she’s feeling not sexy, she won’t. Having said that, it can sometimes be unintentional as she may wear an outfit to make a fashion statement or to compliment her jewelry.

We men respond very well to really short shorts and of course, the mammary. It would be unmanly if we don’t as nature intends it that way – yes, we use that excessively as an excuse! There wouldn’t be a push-up bra if it wasn’t the case – and obviously women know that!

I wonder sometimes if a woman reveals part of her breasts, does it mean that it’s hot – temperature-wise? We men got it easy, either take off our shirts, wear thin material when it’s warm outside, women don’t get to do that in most countries. I’m sure ladies with larger breasts would relate to it even more, no?

But of course, they are girls out there who use their cleavage just to manipulate men. However, I don’t think there are many who do it mainly to manipulate, I think most are unintentional and more for comfort and self-sexiness.

Whatever the reason is, we men are happy to notice thank you very much!

I had my fair share of them when I was in the dating scene, and I had difficulty trying to shake them off without being too blunt, else they might go berserk and start torturing themselves. I have given them really strong hints, but they simply refuse to stop stalking me. Woman + Baggage = Disaster.

What is the definition of psycho? It’s certainly a subjective matter but based on my experiences (yes, plural unfortunately), it would include incessant phone calls, flurry of text messages, posts on your social sites countless of times per day.

I had a girl who hounded me with calls, and when I don’t answer, keeps calling me over and over, then leaving voice messages and SMSes asking am I alright, when just 2 hours ago, I had spoken to her on the phone.  She forcefully tried to insert herself into my life through intensity (that description was not meant as a sexual innuendo).

My Experiences with Psychotic Women

I have loads more experience of such nature but I shall keep it at that. As much as I tried to understand the very nature of their behavior, I link it back to lack of self esteem, insecurity, fear, emotional baggage and simply being needy as the reasons behind it.

Unfortunately, I come to realize that being a gentleman to reject such overtures does not work, you have to be an ass, make them dislike you. As much as I do not condone it, it worked for me.

Have you had any experiences with psychotic people from either side of the gender and how did you handle their overtures?

1. PMS. Women use it as an excuse, she picks a fight and feels sorry later, but blames it on the PMS, a get-out clause. It’s time we men invent our very own PMS, the BAD syndrome, Being a Dick, happens monthly too around the PMS for some weird reason. However, no matter what time of the month is, a woman can still apologize and we can’t. Bugger.

Women with their PMS and Blabbing Secrets

2. Disclosing secrets. Women speak of private things with her girl group all the time, in the spirit of bonding so-to-speak. Most women are now using social sites to moan. No? Go look at your Facebook updates and there’s an extremely high chance that you’ll pick up a whiny update from a woman. Haha! Really la, based on findings. I’m not sure if it’s a cry for help via airing dirty laundry for people to feel sorry for them. Sure, we all have problems in life, but I don’t see men resorting to this as a sign of respect for the relationship. No?

Ladies, proof me wrong. Come on.

I know that most times, men are simple creatures, we are easy to understand because we do not give hints but direct obvious answers staring at your face. Having said that, some guys may not be as upfront about his feelings. So how do you tell if he’s in love with you?

Eye Contact
The more frequent he makes eye contact with you and slower to look away, he’s in love. Whenever he speaks to you, notice his eyes, it should be making contact with you at least 75% of the time.

His Plans
This one’s a no-brainer, if he’s planning for the future, and includes you in his plan, from buying a house to going on a vacation, guess what?

Making Space
If you’re living together, you’ll notice that he’ll start making space for you or even start buying stuff that you like.

Part of the Family
Comfortability with each other’s family is another good sign of love. See how he fares with your family and his when you’re together.

Talks About Children
Like me, I want 6 kids while my wife wants 2 so we’re settling for 4. Obviously we will cross the bridge when we get to one first, but if a man starts talking about children, you’re set!

Don’t you sometimes wonder how do older men attract younger women? Well, here are the reasons why I think older men become magnets for women apart from their wallets.

Rock On
No, they don’t look like The Rock, but they become a rock in a younger woman’s life. Why do you think that’s an attractive trait? Well, younger women have a lot of drama and tend to freak out more. Older men become non-judgmental rocks, they don’t try to fix her problems or be their daddy because they have learned from experience.

Chivalry isn’t Dead
Yes. Opening doors, walking out the outside of the curb, pulling their chairs out of courtesy still applies. Chivalry isn’t dead and it makes a huge impression on younger women because you’ll come off looking classy compared to other guys she has ever dated.

Infrequent Face-to-Face
Are you surprised? Older men spend less time with women, because they know that younger women are less in control of their emotions and tend to become very clingy. Older men, again, from experience probably spend twice a week with them in the beginning, and unless they want the woman to become very attached, they will do just that.

Let Women Pursue Them
Just like kittens, younger women, if you ignore them, they will come to you. If you go to them all the time, you’ll end up like her daddy. So older men let her go and live her life, and it won’t be long before the younger women become the pursuers.

No Early Moves
Do you know that virtually every attracting young woman has at least one story about a gross sketchy old fella who tried to do something with her. Older men know that if you make a move too early, you’ll end up looking like a pervert who cannot be trusted. 

Be the boss
No, don’t be bossy, but be the boss of the relationship. No women are attracted to men who do not lead, who does not have a backbone. Younger women especially, have less life experience, so leading them improves your odds considerably because no woman like a wuss. Again, it’s a fine line that older men have perfected.

Don’t be a creep
Older men do not turn into a weirdo when they get into a relationship with a woman, going all bananas with jealousy and following her around, unlike younger inexperienced men who are not in control of their emotions – a sign of immaturity.

NICKNAMES

If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.

If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Dickhead and Shit for Brains.

EATING OUT

When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it’s only for $32..50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need but it’s on sale.

BATHROOMS

A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.
The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, but she does.

DRESSING UP

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING

A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

It’s so scary that we men get seizures just from hearing it!

“I hate going out with your friends”
I don’t blame them, because joining a group of men boozing can be ugly because all we talk about is booze, sports, women. It actually can be a nice phrase, that means you have your own time with your buddies. If she thinks the worse of you, then she has trust and low self esteem issues. Scaryyyyyy.

“Football football football”
And why not? We love sports and we love talking about it! Real men love football. Do you hear us men complaining what women do? Watching chick flicks, reading chick literature and all that jazz? Let us enjoy the one thing that gives us buzz. Scaryyyyyy.

4 Scary Phrases from Women

“Do you think she is hotter than me?”
Stranger danger! There is no correct answer because if you say “No”, you’ll need to explain in detail as there are different levels of “No”. By the time you try to explain, you’re screwed! Scaryyyyyy.

“Do these pants/shirt/blouse make me look fat?”
Compliment like hell and then act quickly to detract to an entirely different direction. It’s not easy but may the Lord be with you. You can also do the alternative and run like hell, pretending to hold your bum-hole!  Scaryyyyyy.

I think we men can pick this up easily, either through experience or just by looking at the behavior of women, especially in front of a mirror.

4 Body Parts That Women are Self-Conscious About

Boobs
How we can not notice? We’re men for crying out loud! I know that 90% women out there have asymmetrical breasts – i.e. ain’t Siamese twins. Some women are self-conscious about this, but we men take it anyway we can, but of course we prefer au naturale, please no plastic surgery! Although we would like a handful at least, it really doesn’t matter at the end of the day as we still love them boobies. Haha!

Thighs
When I think of thighs, I think of Beyonce and her thunder thighs! However, it’s not the thickness that I’m talking about, it’s more on cellulite and whatever imperfection that it has. A woman will constantly worry about this and sometimes only wear shorts or mini skirts at night when it’s not so obvious vs the day.

Tummy
This affects both gender! You can call it what you like – love handles, spare tyres, muffin tops. Although we men find it acceptable to a certain extent especially permanent baby fat, women are extremely insecure about this.

Upper Arms
“Oh no, it’s flabby, men will not love us!” Well, again, it depends on the degree of flabbiness. Women are extremely self-conscious about this part too. They feel the flabs gives the wrong signal to men that it’s a sign of future flabbiness when metabolism naturally slows down with age.

So, here’s my question for the ladies, what body part makes you self-conscious and what do you do to boost your confidence?

Yes, it’s a topic of taboo to some, but come on, this is after all life. If you can’t face topics like this, then don’t live in reality. This post is more about hygiene.

I always wondered whether it is a big deal for both sexes to keep the you-know-where clean. I adopted the habit of trimming ages ago because I just like to keep it tidy while having some natural elements to it. I tried going bald eagle but in the end, I suffered – red, itchy, razor burns, rashes, ingrown hair and bloody irritating. People would probably wonder if I had crabs. Haha!

The Pubic Hair Conundrum - Leave It, Shave It or Trim It?

I’m not a fan of the leave it like a bush for you to hide important items in there and then some! I don’t like the other extreme end either, the clean shave, the beaver. While you may think it’s hygienic, you’re not doing anyone any favors, because a smooth skin only last so long before the stubs start growing to become thorns, or pricks, depending on which way you look at it.

I like it trimmed and proper, because your partner won’t look like a baby with prickly traps or like some bush woman. So what do you think ladies and gentleman? What is your personal preference for yourself and your partner? Or you’re too shy to spill the beans, or in this case, skin the cat?

You think you have issues as a dude when it comes to dating? Think twice cause women have a number of insecurities as well, no matter how they present themselves, how confident they portray, it’s just a front.

She thinks you’ll never call her after a date, and I’ve done that a few times in the past, simply because some of the dates I gone out with were simply, well, freaky. If you say you’ll call her, do call her, but delay it a couple of days, it’s one of the unspoken rule of dating. Go figure.

She thinks you want to get in her pants and then some. It’s also about timing, if you move in for the kill too soon, she will think that’s all you want, and if you take too long, she thinks you’re only interested to be friends. How I overcome this is just being genuine with your signals. I remember when I first dated my wife 3 years ago, how we both play games during the first month of dating, when sexual chemistry was at its peak. I wanted it to be perfect and always managed to control my desires because I wanted her to know that I’m looking for something more, something beyond sex. She got that signal very clearly. Here we are 3 years later, married.

5 Dating Insecurities of Women

She thinks you’re on multiple dates. And why not? You’re single aren’t you? I’ve done the same too in the past, going on casual dates. You don’t have to be honest with your date and tell her upfront, but if she brings it up, just be honest.

She’s worried that you’re not interested. Don’t we all? If you like her, just do what most men would do, be upfront or give her flowers, or call her when she least expects it, during working hours! She’ll get the hint. Women are better at the hinting game than us men anyway.

She’s worried that she’ll won’t satisfy you in bed. What? You think only men worry about that? Performance anxiety is stressful. So, if she does it well, tell her. If you don’t like how or what she’s doing, tell her, but very subtly with positive suggestions.

This is so true.

Colors - Men vs Women

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If some men see colors like women do, then, I have bad news for you.

To the ladies, please check this video out, and tell me if it’s true.

Here’s my “routine” as opposed to the male one shown above (please watch the video first so you can relate to the post below):

1. I do not take my clothes off while sitting and neither I throw them on the floor, I dump them into the clothes basket leaving me with only boxers to walk around the house and shower an hour later. I might as well do that before I have kids off my own. Haha!

2. I do walk to the bathroom naked and at times flash my wears to my wife – “woo woo”. Haha!

3. I don’t admire my wiener size (need to get a larger bathroom mirror as the one I have is only for my face) and scratch my arse (maybe I do at times but that’s because it’s itchy!).

4. I don’t spend 70% of my time washing my privates, anymore washing it might just fall off!

5. I definitely don’t blow my nose in the shower and wash it with my hands, nor do I recycle boogers like Joachim Loew the coach of Germany.

6. I don’t fart (well not intentionally by the way), and if I do, and when Mel is around, I usually end up laughing at my destruction.

7. Funny enough I do wash my scalp, considering that I’m bald, and still use shampoo to wash the scalp to ensure the dead skins are removed. And yes, because of that, I’m unable to do a mohawk.

8. I do wash my butt, but since I do not use hand soap but shower gel, butt hair is not a problem. Haha!

9. I definitely do not pee in the shower. I find that disgusting!

10. I wipe the whole body, except missing my legs, too lazy to bend down, and because of the hair on the legs, water do get clogged. I let it dry au naturale!

11. Unlike the dude in the video, I do not draw any penises in the mirror. I on occasions draw on mirrors ONLY when I’m in hotels, usually imagery of the boobie kind. I can’t help it, it’s funeeeee!

12. I don’t shake any appendages to watch the water fly off.

Hmmm, am I less of a man due to this or less of a Neanderthal? Haha!

Before you read the points below, please bear in mind that TRUST is key. If you do not have trust, then break up and do not waste each other’s time running your emotions to the ground.

Don’t Check Up
Texting and calling over and over: “Where are you? Why haven’t you called me back?” It’s especially annoying when a guy is with his buddies and that comes in. This is of course if you both know that it’s pre-agreed time-off.

Don’t Show Up Unannounced
You may think it’s a rite of passage but it’s not! You cannot just drop by whenever you want because it’s not a significant other time.

Allow Them to Do Their Own Thing
If we want to watch a late football game with friends, let us do it. You don’t have to tag along thinking you’re being supportive, but then gripe the whole way through if we decide to stay longer after the game, to booze and catch up.

Make Sure You Do Your Own Thing
Must you follow his arse all day long? Don’t you have a life of your own?

Don’t Depend on Them to Make You Happy
If you can’t make yourself happy, then don’t be an overbearing half on your significant other hoping he/she can make you happy.

All of the above links back to trust. Remember, it’s your significant other, he does not bother with you when you have your own time, so why the double standards? If you don’t trust him enough, then don’t continue because a man has only so much patience before he blows up in your face, and from then onwards, you will think that all men are evil to justify your actions.