I have been attending evening classes in my quest to acquire a real estate license from the government, though it looks like that I will be skipping the course entirely this year in light of my upcoming marriage in May/June.

There are a few morons in the class who just lack respect. I am always conscious in class, especially turning my mobile phone on vibrate/silent mode. Why can’t these monkeys do it? These retards, were repeatedly advised by the lecturer, continue to interrupt the class by NOT turning the phone on vibrate/silent, and then answer it LOUDLY while walking towards the exit door. Some are even worse! They continue the conversation in class, thinking that they acquire super duper powers to turn invisible and silent at the same time.

Why do you answer the phone when you’re busy? “I call you back later, I’m having my class” as opposed to NOT answering it and maybe drop the caller a text message as not to interfere with the class?

There are also some hypocrites in class, say that they do not understand the topics, and when the lecturer is talking, they chatter to each other in Chinese, thinking that perhaps, since the class is in English, their conversation would miraculously be silent to all.

These wankers do not respect others whatsoever, and I’m astounded by the fact that these people are real estate agents by profession. I mean which idiot in his right state of mind would employ these monkeys? It’s people like these that give the profession a bad name.

I suppose money does talk? To all you ladies, would you bring yourself to do this, if you were offered, say USD1 million? If no, then good for you (but perhaps you’re trying to say the right thing here at the risk of sounding like you’re selling yourself?), if yes, then you, just like most humans of this world, can be bought at a price.

I don’t know how these women could subject themselves to the whims of male chauvinism.

MC is the abbreviation for Medical Certificate, not Master of Ceremony nor My Cock. Imagine that, “She’s on My Cock today”. The RIGHT saying would be “He’s on Medical Leave today” – ML not MC.

Unfortunately, our love for abbreviation is continuing to diminish our grasp of English. Please, if you’re one of those culprits, try to learn to say “He’s on ML today” if you really need to abbreviate the term, “Medical Leave”. Can?

As I painfully scrolled through the first 13 pages of cack, the report goes on to summarize the sorrowful reality of each locality. It then gets to the crux of the matter from page 46 onwards and I read it with full indignation and annoyance. The report attempts to emphasize that these are all allegations, all 8 of them – I felt nauseated. Why aren’t these allegations being exhaustively investigated?

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The report becomes shadowy when it tries to give suggestions and recommendations. Then I read this recommendation.

vi. Memilih pemandu kenderaan yang boleh dipercayai;

What the fuck? Wow, and all this while I thought it was rocket science! Choose drivers that can be trusted. Gee, you think so?

Where are the next action plans, especially pressuring authorities to thoroughly investigate these so-called allegations and nail the culprits? Are these culprits datuks and have the cops by their testicles?

The more I write the more I feel that this bloody report is a total waste of time, and they should have IMMEDIATELY gone after the perpetrators when the media highlighted it over a year ago. Maybe the wives of these bungholes are part of this coverup investigating committee?

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I’m regurgitating one of my oldest blog posts with some updates.

What’s with yesteryear Indians and the need to prolong an alleged culture? I can’t speak tamil for nuts but it doesn’t mean I’m not civilized. These folks been dwelling under the coconut husk for so long that they can’t distinguish culture from tamil movies (they think it’s one and the same). BTW, I detest tamil/hindi films – really stupid synopsis with thick-skulled acting. So what if India releases 900 films a year, they’re all the same rotten plot.

Polarization is becoming a cause for concern these days. Most of my friends in college were Indians. The “muhibahness” somehow got lost in the process when we left school. I’m an advocate against having racial schools in Malaysia. We should abolish them all before racial polarization becomes too prejudicial to remedy. We should even polish off the word “RACE” from all forms. Why RACE? Aren’t we all MALAYSIANS – A single race? 

I always hate it when old people tell me that I should learn my maternal language. Most of the time, I normally hark back with a real snappy remark. MIC is a self centered organization, and does not represent the sane Indians. So is Hindraf, just an over-the-top hoopla concocted by politicians or future politicians to capture the minds of estate Indians who think they are worldly.

As the infamous saying goes, you can take an Indian out of an estate, but you can’t take the estate out of the Indian.

With Kris Allen taking the title (what a disgrace!), much to the shock of the REAL world, you have to question the intelligence of the American people. American Idol is a singing competition and clearly the results proved otherwise. The yankee doodahs must’ve been confused with America’s Got Talent.

Adam Lambert is the most original American Idol contestant of all time. He is arguably better than Kelly Clarkson, Carrie Underwood and Chris Daugthry combined! Heck, even Danny Gokey, Allison Iraheta, Anoop Desai, Matt Giraud are miles better than Kris Allen. WTF! What an anti-climax!

Kris Allen will now release an album that will vanish into obscurity. What did the teenie boppers of America saw in Kris Allen? Well, his gimpy style of music of course!  Throw him in a hat with Jason Mraz, Jack Johnson, John Mayer, Gavin DeGraw and Mat Kearney, and you’ll just have another singer.

Kara “Anchovy” vs Bikini Girl 2.0 with boob job & fake tan

It was good that Adam Lambert did not win it, else he would’ve been compelled to sing Kara Dioguardi’s piteous song, “No Boundaries”. It is so lame that the only person that would’ve done justice to its lameness is David Archuleta. That song neither suited Adam nor Kris but at least Adam sang in the right key.

Kris Allen has just one good song for the season, “Heartless” by Kanye West, but if you listen to the studio version, it’s so cheesy that it makes you wanna barf. Compare that to Adam – “Born to Be Wild“, “If I Can’t Have You“, “Mad World“, “The Tracks of My Tears“, “Cryin‘”, “One“, “Whole Lotta Love“, “Play That Funky Music“, “Feeling Good“, “Slow Ride“.

However, Americans being arrogantly shallow as they are, have zero knack in music appreciation. And for you Malaysians who supported Kris all the way, you can never appreciate greatness even if it bites you in the ass.

American Idol needs an overhaul. Kris may have won the battle, but Lambert’s gonna win the war. You can’t ignore the class of Lambert, but you can ignore crass of Kris.

Wow. How nice, an umbrella.

WTF?!! How the hell did this skeleton got accepted into the competition for Miss Australia Universe? What the hell’s wrong with the organizers? This would affect the minds of younger women thinking that they need to look like skeletor to be eligible for the Miss Universe competition.

Stephanie Naumoska – she’s 19 years old, measurements 31-25-35, 5ft 11 and weighs 45.77 kilograms – clearly malnourished! Either the organizer is worried that they might be sued for not giving her a chance to run for the pageant, or they are endorse women who look like anchovies.

Either way, luckily the winner of the Australian leg turned out to be another lady – Rachael Finch, though she barely made it too by the looks of things. Don’t women know that real men prefer women with meat? 

First of all, I think this is bullshit! I believe this was created by either “enemies” of this couple who runs an auction business or some politician (most likely in UMNO) trying to divert the issues faced by this dodgy party by creating a fake letter to stir racial hatred.

It’s stupid to think that this couple actually complain and then go on to tell their plans of leaving Malaysia. Sorry to the wanker to wrote this anger inciting letter, but no person with a sane mind would be stupid enough to do so!

Now, let’s break up the letter a little to see how it took a massive swipe at the Malays. The more I read it, the more I believe this is a fucking inside job – either by their competitors or someone from politics.

Hmm, that’s not entirely true – a few Malays I know are bloody hardworking and this generalization is tad unfair. No way this would’ve come from an sound person because of the statement. Looks like from a school dropout that thinks he can incite anger.

Ouch. That was painful. But unfortunately, facts do not lie on the part of incest. Just like how people perceive Indians to be gangsters & criminals while Chinese to be Ah Longs.

Another ouch. I will bite my tongue from commenting on this! To be fair, it’s generalization again but isn’t that how we Asians are? A bunch of generalizing pricks?

I cut a few words because it attacks the religion and I strongly disagree on that. It’s so obvious that this writer wants to incite anger but there is so many angles in the full letter that shows it’s a BLOODY FAKE! The writer was smart as to manipulate some “facts” to authenticate the content.

To the person who wrote this letter, fuck off and get a life you twat! I’m still clutching on straws that one day, Malaysians would finally be fucking mature enough to drop all the race bollocks and adopt REAL democracy for once – see Canada for example!

Everyone knows that Utusan Malaysia is UMNO’s biatch. But to resort to this is utterly gobsmacking for a useless newspaper that continues to gobble forest trees for its propaganda bollocks. 

Here’s the English version for our fortunate friends who do not know the Malay language.

Bangkitlah Melayu ”Arise You Malays With Your Penises“

Orang Melayu perlu bangkit dan bersatu dalam berhadapan dengan tuntutan kaum lain yang kini dilihat semakin keterlaluan.

The Malays need to stand up and unite against the claims of other races that is now seen as too much.

Mereka juga perlu sedar dan insaf dengan situasi politik semasa yang menyaksikan pelbagai tuntutan hingga boleh menjejaskan kekuatan politik orang Melayu.

They also need to realize and feel their politicians’ arseholes about the current political situation that has witnessed lots of claims that could affect the strength of Malay politician sexual hormones politics.

Sehubungan itu, orang Melayu diminta tidak tunduk kepada tuntutan keterlaluan tersebut sebalik bangkit bersatu bagi mempertahankan hak dan kepentingan mereka.

In skodeng relations to that, the Malays are asked not to bow to over-the-top claims but to arise in unison to defend their rights and importance.

Ahli Parlimen Pasir Mas, Datuk Ibrahim Ali berkata, pemimpin bukan Melayu dalam hal ini perlu sedar yang sesebuah kerajaan itu boleh sahaja untuk tidak ‘melayan’ tuntutan mereka.

Sexual offender Datuk Ibrahim Ali Baba said, leaders who are not Malays must realize that a government can easily not entertain their claims of Malay politicians having longer penises.

Katanya, jumlah kerusi terbanyak di Parlimen adalah milik Melayu dan ia cukup untuk membentuk sebuah kerajaan berasaskan wakil rakyat Melayu semata-mata di negara ini.

Ali Baba said, the most seats in the Circus Parliament belong to the Malays and it is enough to form a new government based on the Malay porn representatives. 

Katanya, justeru, dari segi politiknya kerajaan itu sepatutnya memenuhi apa sahaja yang menjadi kehendak Melayu kerana mereka adalah majoriti dan bukan asyik bertolak ansur dengan bukan Melayu.

Following that, from a political aspect, this “new” government by right can fulfil any fancy requests by the Malays because they’re the majorities and not keep compromising with the non-Malays.

“Jadi UMNO dan Pas kena duduk, tak kan dalam berbeza tak ada persamaan. Atas persamaan ini kita duduklah semeja dulu,” jelasnya.

So UMNO and PAS has to sit together, because amongst these differences there must be similarities too. Based on this similarities of incest, let’s sit together first for a bonkfest, he explained.

There’s a lot more but I dozed while reading it because I just couldn’t lower my level of comprehension to that of closed-minded Malays. This article not only tries to incite racial sentiments, but also to gain political mileage for UMNO to get in bed with PAS for an orgy.

Imagine if this came from an independent media agency, from a non-Malay angle, you’ll see Malays burning whatever they can burn, usually after Friday prayers, and then they start shouting while waving the keris screaming Malay rights left right centre.

I’m sorry if this post aggravated my neutral Malay friends, but this is just too fucking ridiculous. The sooner we mature TOGETHER the better for the country. Unfortunately, with idiots like Ali Baba, it becomes more difficult, but still not impossible.

I wonder if ALL the MALAYS agree with this article. I was a Malay, I’d be mortified because these politicians are acting like a bunch of spoilt kids.

I read this interesting piece of NST news by PBS and I think it’s about time! If Najib truly walks his talk about the 1Malaysia concept, I feel it’s fair for Sabahans and Sarawakians to be recognized as “Bumiputera Sabah” and “Bumiputra Sarawak” respectively or even “Bumiputera Borneo” and NOT as “other races”. That is bloody condescending!

Here is the regurgitated news:

KOTA KINABALU: Parti Bersatu Sabah wants the ethnic races of Sabah to be known as Bumiputera Sabah and not as “other races” in the Federal Government’s affairs and forms.

PBS chief information officer Johnny Mositun said this was in line with the “1Malaysia” concept introduced by Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Razak which stressed fair and impartial treatment of all ethnic groups.

“It is high time Bumiputeras in Sabah and Sarawak were recognised as clusters of major races in Malaysia.” 

Whether it can be implemented is a different story. I wonder if certain political parties will make police report against the PBS, then shouts injustice and yields the keris citing ke-tua-nan Melayu. Balls.

In view of the recent bad press the current “beloved” government has been experiencing, they have discussed with the tourism minister Azalina who suggested that they splurge on free t-shirts for the 25 million Malaysians. She managed to acquire them at a “cheap rate” of RM100 per t-shirt – damn, she’s a good business woman! We will only spend RM2.5 billion! I think the t-shirt supplier even promised her a free ride to space, a parking space. 

Say thank you else it’s ISA!

Sometimes, when you accompany a female companion, be it your wife, girlfriend or friend, do you spend a lengthy time waiting outside the public loo for them? You know why? Because women, have to sit for all types of business, and men, we stand for route 1.

I think, I may have found a solution to make men longer time at the public toilet, so both of us come out at the same time. 

I’m not sure about hygiene though. As it is, some men are in dreamland about the size of their jojo that they stand 5 feet away from the urinal, thinking that it’s long enough. Hence, there are lots of failed target shootings. They make lousy assassins. Morons.

Sabah is unparalleled, unlike the other miserable states that conciliates the lines on the Malaysian flag. Friendship is very much prized and offered in abundance along the lines of trust. 

Mutual respect is significant, and they recognize the divergences of one another, and this will NEVER EVER be imitated in Peninsular, which I’m mortified to say.

They are bumiputras, arguably even more bumiputras than the donkeys of UMNO claim to be, whenever they yield their keris.

What I find it scandalizing is that, the Yoga fatwa, was enforced in Sabah & Sarawak FIRST before most Peninsular states. “Islamization” in progress, just like project I.C. years ago. I heard that you were offered I.C. in return for your vote on BN. I also heard, first hand, that if you were to convert to Islam, you will get a free land under your name.

Sabah, a large population of non-Muslims, is now being islamized in the impurest way, through any means necessary. And closed-minded Muslims question why do people hate Islam so much. Hmmm…

So many foreign bungholes got into Sabah, thanks to UMNO’s evil plans. Sabah is no longer the land below the wind, but the land of illegals. If you have been to KK, you would’ve witnessed shitloads of gratuitous development taking place. Countless of useless malls are being built instead of improving utilities for many of the locals living there.

Musa Aman, is unfortunately, a puppet, and is fully taking advantage of Sabahans. The treatment for being an Islam bumiputera is certainly not the same as non-Islam bumiputra. Why?

There’s a lot of people in the Government who is taking this country backwards. They have brainwashed and will continue to brainwash the minds of naive Malaysians. I’m hoping there’s a light at the end of the tunnel for Malaysia. But, for that to happen, our education system needs a major revamp, which we know may never materialize.

Sigh.

If you have read the latest news from our beloved politician, who consistently spew stupidity week in and week out, you will probably guess what my next rant is. Our educated education minister, Hishamuddin, is planning to organize a huge protest in Malaysia against what is happening in Gaza involving our schoolchildren.

His reason? “When they grow up, they will have to face global issue like peace, environment and the economic crisis.” So, might as well expose them to sex. Let’s start with his children first, to lead the way. Oh wait, if I’m not mistaken, our educated education minister sends his children to private schools. LOL.

No wonder he is excited to corrupt the minds of children, so when they grow up, they would be as closed minded and corrupted as him. Some of them might even learn to swing the keris shouting about their rights.

Hmm, I wonder if Albar will throw this fella into ISA for causing a commotion to the nation? The sheer number of comments on NST (I left my comment too) reflects of what we think about our circus government, who majority are shortsighted folks who accept bribes left right centre for their own welfare.

He should instead focus on improving our education system instead of deflecting to cover up the weaknesses. I wish we the people have the power to disband the ministry and all who talk out of their arses each day. How the hell they became our representatives? Why on earth do we vote them each time? Or was it because they promised each voters RM100? Or give land to them for free like in Sabah?

Yes, what is taking place is definitely something we are all against, but please, before we start taking sides, or taking backsides due to our skewed view of the whole situation, we should do something more positive instead like calling for a change in the UMNO elections so that the next president do not automatically become the PM, because that is not what most Malaysians want.

Stand up and clap for your politicians. Else, you’ll be sent to ISA.