Support Malaysia Government T-Shirt Campaign
Posted by Gallivanter in Gripes on 13. Mar, 2009 | 21 Comments
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In view of the recent bad press the current “beloved” government has been experiencing, they have discussed with the tourism minister Azalina who suggested that they splurge on free t-shirts for the 25 million Malaysians. She managed to acquire them at a “cheap rate” of RM100 per t-shirt – damn, she’s a good business woman! [...]
How to Make Men Spend Longer Time in the Public Toilet Like Women
Posted by Gallivanter in Gripes on 11. Feb, 2009 | 26 Comments
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Sometimes, when you accompany a female companion, be it your wife, girlfriend or friend, do you spend a lengthy time waiting outside the public loo for them? You know why? Because women, have to sit for all types of business, and men, we stand for route 1.
I think, I may have found a solution to [...]
Sabah – The Victim of West Malaysia
Posted by Gallivanter in Gripes on 28. Jan, 2009 | 22 Comments
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Sabah is unparalleled, unlike the other miserable states that conciliates the lines on the Malaysian flag. Friendship is very much prized and offered in abundance along the lines of trust.
Mutual respect is significant, and they recognize the divergences of one another, and this will NEVER EVER be imitated in Peninsular, which I’m mortified to say.
They are bumiputras, arguably even more bumiputras than the donkeys of UMNO claim to be, whenever they [...]
Malaysian Education Minister Under Siege for Stupidity
Posted by Gallivanter in Gripes on 09. Jan, 2009 | 13 Comments
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If you have read the latest news from our beloved politician, who consistently spew stupidity week in and week out, you will probably guess what my next rant is. Our educated education minister, Hishamuddin, is planning to organize a huge protest in Malaysia against what is happening in Gaza involving our schoolchildren.
His reason? “When they [...]
Malaysian Muslim Eateries Boycotting Coca Cola!
Posted by Gallivanter in Gripes on 08. Jan, 2009 | 31 Comments
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“More than 2,000 Muslim restaurants in Malaysia will remove Coca-Cola from their menus as part of a boycott of American products in protest against Israel’s bombardment of Gaza, officials said Wednesday.”
OooOooOooooo…sounds like the buggers at Pepsi are involved in this conspiracy.
What’s next? A fatwa on Coca Cola? It’s about time that took place, as when Coca [...]
Shah Alam MBSA Dog Catchers Tresspass Homes!
Posted by Gallivanter in Gripes on 25. Nov, 2008 | 26 Comments
Thanks to the fucking incentive of up to RM45 per dog caught, the imbeciles of MBSA (Majlis Bandaraya Shah Alam) now break into homes and steal your pet dogs. The dog catchers, even try to coax the dogs to the fence and than drag it outside its property.
What’s their fucking excuse? The dogs are not [...]
8 Most Narking Things on Facebook
Posted by Gallivanter in Gripes on 10. Nov, 2008 | 28 Comments
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There are many things that is annoying with Facebook. Superpoke led the way for the most useless application created in modern times.
Facebook vs E-Mail
For fuck sake, I hate when people use FB to send out a mass “e-mail” to 100 people, and then each and every one of them starts to reply. Spam on technicality! [...]
Malaysian F1 vs Singapore F1
Posted by Gallivanter in Gripes on 13. Oct, 2008 | 12 Comments
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So, the world’s first night race, to me, was a YAWN. The night did not add any drama to it, only the side-winding dodgy roads saved it. It’s like watching in 2D, because on the sides, are only barrier walls. It looked as though the imagery would go under the green screen, for Singapore to [...]
Police Reports Megasale Carnival!
Posted by Gallivanter in Gripes on 06. Oct, 2008 | 7 Comments
In view of the recent economical meltdown that is on the brink of pushing the Malaysian ringgit weaker than the US dollar (which is already weakening on its own), that shows the spirit of Malaysia boleh. If you notice, every day, for the last 2 months at least, there is a number of police reports [...]
Fuel Price Reduced from RM2.55 to RM2.53
Posted by Gallivanter in Gripes, Humor on 23. Sep, 2008 | 10 Comments
Come tomorrow morning, our Deputy Prime Minister will announce that the fuel price for petrol in Malaysia will be reduced from RM2.55 to RM2.53 just before Hari Raya, to lure mutton-heads voters to remain loyal to Barisan Nasi. This is Government’s duit raya for the rakyat (after the massive RM625 petrol rebate that saw them strengthen their grip on [...]
