1. Why did Eve eat the forbidden fruit despite God’s warning not to do so? Well, women want what’s off limits, in fact, all of us human do to some extent. The more it is out of reach, the more we want it.

2. Taken men are a safe bet, because women can discuss their love life with them knowing that there’s no strings attached, but before they know it, just like in the movies, they would’ve probably fallen for him in a state of puppy love.

3. Men who are in a relationship, his name would probably be mentioned numerous times by his other half to her girlfriends, so much so that as the woman hears all the good things about him and come to an agreement, she will then attempt to steal him.

4. There’s a lot of insincerity out there, especially from single man who doesn’t realize that he sounds like a broken record to her with his compliments and gestures. A woman will always read between the lines as it is their nature, having been living in the world of men. With men who are in relationship, a woman tends to lower her guard because she knows there isn’t any sexual intentions involved.

5. Taken men apparently have desirable qualities. I read a great example of describing this scenario, imagine men as the parking spaces surrounding a popular joint on a weekend, the closest ones to the restaurant is either booked or full occupied. As you get further from the restaurant, parking spots become available. Women believe that men who are single, are single for a reason.

Forget everything else and concentrate on pulse points. Why? Well, these areas produce heat which in turn releases the scent of your perfume. Good pulse points include the base of the throat, in between them boobies (for ladies), the wrists and the bend of the elbow.

For ladies, you can also spray on the back of your knees and ankles as scent usually travel upwards. Forget about applying behind the ears, instead aim for the jaw line.

Another tip, if you spray perfume on your wrists, never rub them together as it won’t allow the perfume to develop naturally with your body. Try to experiment, one day with rubbing the wrists together and another day of not rubbing the wrists together, which action helps to maintain the perfume longer?

Oh yes. Call it what you like, penis, dick, tontolou, kukuciao, kunji, kotek, schlong – it’s something that men in general worry about, just like ladies and their body parts. Sure, size plays an important role but it’s not everything.

The Size
Do you know that a women’s G-Spot is only approx 2 inches into her vagina? So you having a 1 foot schlong isn’t necessary, if it’s at least over 3 inch long erect (I’m sorry to hear that), it’s good enough. Penises average around 5 inches, some of us 6 inches.

The Head
Yup, penises have head too in case you ladies didn’t notice, and this is the most crucial point (excuse the pun) that will stimulate the g-spot. The wider the head, the better because it has a higher chance of catching the g-spot.

The Thickness
The walls around her vagina are also important in the process of stimulation. So, if you have a thick dick, you’re OK. If it’s thin, you might need to use a banana instead. I’m kidding! Haha! You can compensate the lack of thickness with your sexual technique. Go do some research. However, if her hole’s too big, then go back to the banana.

The Curve
Dudes, if you don’t know where her g-spot is, well, it’s on the top wall of her vagina on the stomach side, so if your schlong is curved upwards, it’s definitely gonna hit the g-spot better. If you have a downward penis, dang, sorry to hear but again I’m sure there are ways to counter that.

If you have the above traits for your penis, then you’re in good shape to give her orgasms.

Yes, it’s a topic of taboo to some, but come on, this is after all life. If you can’t face topics like this, then don’t live in reality. This post is more about hygiene.

I always wondered whether it is a big deal for both sexes to keep the you-know-where clean. I adopted the habit of trimming ages ago because I just like to keep it tidy while having some natural elements to it. I tried going bald eagle but in the end, I suffered – red, itchy, razor burns, rashes, ingrown hair and bloody irritating. People would probably wonder if I had crabs. Haha!

The Pubic Hair Conundrum - Leave It, Shave It or Trim It?

I’m not a fan of the leave it like a bush for you to hide important items in there and then some! I don’t like the other extreme end either, the clean shave, the beaver. While you may think it’s hygienic, you’re not doing anyone any favors, because a smooth skin only last so long before the stubs start growing to become thorns, or pricks, depending on which way you look at it.

I like it trimmed and proper, because your partner won’t look like a baby with prickly traps or like some bush woman. So what do you think ladies and gentleman? What is your personal preference for yourself and your partner? Or you’re too shy to spill the beans, or in this case, skin the cat?

Yes, men do look at boobs, it’s out there, ain’t it, where do you expect us to look when something’s pointing out saying, “look at me, look at me!”. Haha! Anyway, this chart is true, except the reasons of ogling is different, from AA as a reason of feeling sorry or worried that our chest is bigger than yours, and F+ as a reason of OMG-WTF-LOL.

Whatever it is, we’ll always look. We just can’t help it. Really.

Men vs Boob Ogling

Then the dude touched on an interesting topic, something that I haven’t really researched on though was definitely curious. How to determine the sex of your baby without any aid?

How to Determine the Sex of Your Baby

Well, the closer (2 days before) to ovulation you have sex, the better the chances of having a boy, because the Y-sperms are faster and tend to get to the egg first. When a lady is ovulating, she also emits some fluid to help the sperms on its way to the eggs. So, the Y-sperms have the upper hand here.

If you have sex 3 days or more before ovulation, the better your chances to conceive a girl, because the faster yet weaker Y-sperms tend to die sooner and the X-sperms will be available in greater quantity whenever the egg is released.

In other words, Y-sperms (male) are short sprinters while the X-sperms (female) are marathon runners.

Comprender?

Less frequency does not mean better quality. In fact, the more the quantity, the better the quality. In typical economics fashion, where supply and demand maintains the equilibrium of price and quantity, I think sex can no longer be attributed as the lower the frequency the better the quality.

Quantity vs Quality - Shift in Sexual Paradigm

Define quality. I bet you it does not involve experience at all. How does one gain experience and improve over time if there is less frequency? It’s like a production plant, the more you churn, the better quality you become, because you improve.

This topic came about when Mel and I had a discussion about a question of sex in our Catholic Marriage Preparation Course (CMPC). While Mel is old school in terms of quality, I think that no longer applies in current society, or at least, people who care enough about sex that they want to improve.

However, there is a certain plateau too, an apex of performance where both of you as couples must figure out else it ultimately devalues the experience of sex.

So, the new formula, is Quantity Up = Quality Up, with an apex of course. Your thoughts?

I’m still not as caught up as I expect to be using Twitter, just look at the number of tweets since I opened an account there in March 2007.

Gallivanter’s Twitter

Anyway, add me on Twitter if you have an account there and I’ll do the same.

The Consequences of Sex

A hidden reason.

All of us I’m sure have our own fetishes, while most are normal, some are abnormal, or weird or just plain crazy!

Normal Preferences
Autosexual – prefers sex in back seat of cars
Retrosexual – prefers rear entry (doggy style)
Solosexual – prefers sex alone, no partner
Supersexual – prefers to be on top

Kinky (Out of the Ordinary)
Aerosexual – is a member of the Mile-High Club
Aquasexual – prefers sex in bathtubs or pools
Carpesexual – seizes the moment to have sex
Combosexual – has sex with one male and one female (threesome)
Countersexual – prefers sex on kitchen counters, tabletops
Ectosexual – prefers sex outdoors
Omnisexual – will have sex anywhere, everywhere
Patiosexual – has sex on porches, verandas on lawn furniture
Pseudosexual – both partners have sex with clothes on (dry sex)
Stereosexual – has sex wearing headphones listening to heavy metal
Trysexual – will try anything

Abnormal Preferences
Antisexual – does not like sex
Buysexual – pays for sex
Cybersexual – has computer sex, usually via cams
Jumbosexual – prefers sex with overweight partners
Moolahsexual – performs sex for money
Rotosexual – prefers sex with plumbers, gets excited seeing butt cracks
Triskadekasexual – prefers sex thirteen times a week
Videosexual – records self having sex

Weird Preferences
Arachnisexual – has sex wearing Spiderman suit
Astrosexual – prefers sex on astro-turf
Histrisexual – has partner dress up as historical figures
Lottosexual – draws name from a hat and has sex with winner
Pogosexual – partners bounce on pogo sticks nude – foreplay
Rectosexual – has sex only on the right side of bed
Twistasexual – plays Twister in the nude as foreplay

Sick/Demented Preferences
Agrisexual – has sex using vegetables and fruits
Bozosexual – prefers sex partners to wear clown suits
Carnosexual – has sex while eating raw meat
Electrosexual – likes sex with live electrodes attached to various body parts
Harisexual – likes sex with Hari Krishnas in airports
Harposexual – prefers sex with mutes, will settle for mimes
Idiosexual – prefers sex with idiots
Pachysexual – wears elephant underwear and likes to swing his trunk

See anything you like?

Let’s face it, we all love doing the “a-wimboweh a-wimboweh a-wimboweh”. And why not, it’s healthy and of course sex-citing!

It strengthens your pelvic and improves bladder control. Like me, I can consume large doses of drinks before I need to run to the toilet.

I also think it helps clear up nose blocks, particularly sinuses. I don’t mean literally where you decide to do something crazy by trying to put sergeant woody into her nose.

I know that sex and exercise have a thing in common, they both boost your immune system. OK, I didn’t know that off hand but I read it somewhere, so now I’m enlightened too.

But the one thing that I’ve personally experienced is that it helps me sleep way easier. I can easily fall asleep after a session of “a-wimboweh a-wimboweh a-wimboweh”.

It’s a damn fine stress reliever too on both heads though with different “implementation” but same outcome of joy! LOL!

For women, sex adds years to your age because you end up living much longer. Yes, it’s true.

Don’t you just feel like shutting off your computer to have sex? I do. BRB. Oh Mel sayang!

Yes, we men like to believe it’s at the obvious places – boobs, bum or vagina. While it is true that those areas have the most tingling impact, don’t neglect the other parts.

Her hair.

The back of her neck.

Her collarbone.

Her lower back.

Her ears.

Her inner thighs.

Her pelvic area.

This is based on my experiences. Some women like to be touched at their knees or feet. But be careful when finding your woman’s sweet spots, because some areas to them, is highly sensitive and it might invoke a different reaction that might see you flying across the South China Sea.

Good luck.

2) Women also experience the “blue balls”. Yup, it’s the dreaded blue balls that we men painfully experience now and again. Once she gets extremely turned on, blood will fill her privates to the max and if it’s not release through an orgasm, she will feel discomfort, just like us and our hardons.

Then they run to the MCA fella, who plausibly asks them for photo evidence and then secretly sell it to the highest bidder of porn peddlers.

I know that having sex is part and parcel of life, before or after marriage. All the sex before marriage is rubbish because most are hypocrites anyway, but please try to use some common sense.

Do you think by permitting your boyfriend photograph you topless or butt naked, its as good as saying “I Do” at the altar? What happens if you break up, and he decides to go all harebrained and threatens to leak the photos on the internet? Run to MCA again?

In most cases, it happens to women who are unmarried. They believe in the sanctity of love. While it is laudable, unfortunately, a number of them get their common senses clouded by love.

Women love telling men to grow up all the time, and to a certain extent, they are right because we all have a child in us (not in a Michael Jackson way), but in this instance let us tell you, women, you need to grow up!

Don’t be stupid. Or at least equalize the situation, take his naked photo too, and then counter-threat him that you will show the world how puny and shrivelled his manhood is when he threatens you. Yes, 2 wrongs DO make a right in some cases.

What is the best way to do this? Simple – pay attention to his reactions if his intentions are pure and not to make you feel good by pleasing you while his unit undergoes torture.

Obviously do not assume it’s a pull toy or a chew toy, grip it based on his reaction. If you see him wincing in pain, then lessen it, if he’s in ecstasy then that’s the right grip.

The tip or the head is the most sensitive area. If you work at it immediately without working on the shaft, there will not be enough fluid created for the head area and this will make us in pain.

And please please don’t go flying off the blocks like an F1 car. Similarly to your oral stimulation, it must begin at a slow pace. You will notice when our engines are revved up to pick up speed. 

As for blowjobs, don’t suck it too hard. Yes, it might resemble a lollipop to some of you, but don’t suck the life out of it. Again, the most sensitive area is the tip, if the unit is lubricated enough, use your tongue and tease the tip and we’ll probably give you anything you want! LOL. Don’t bite of course.

BONUS – the nut sacks – also another highly sensitive area – just touch it lightly as being gentle is the key. With the proper grip & pace, your man is in for a heavenly sexperience!

HER FEMINITY
Let’s face it, no dude like a manly woman unless the dude’s having a serious sexual orientation issue. We are drawn to this simply because deep down inside, we’re small children and need your loving! Hence – the more delicate, soft, kind-hearted and caring you are, the more we love ya! But of course, it must come with confidence and not weak or overly shy.

HER VOICE
Yowza! Need I say more? At times I wonder how the men living in India find their women attractive because almost all of them have deep low voices which is  a turn-off to most men.

HER SENSE OF HUMOR
But of course, lucky Mel has one good enough to put up with my crazy antics. We’re not saying that you should be able to make people laugh until snot comes out from their noses, but to understand and laugh at jokes.

HER MAINTENANCE
Being down-to-earth and not high maintenance are turn-ons for men. We equate high maintenance to being snobbish bitchy character that will just be as annoying as a pimple on your face.

HER PERSONALITY
Weak women make us puke – hence strong personality coupled with her ability to make her own sound decisions are definitely a plus. But, please note there’s a difference between strong personality and being just plain ass stubborn.

HER EYES
Definitely! That’s why you see some women go all out to improve their eyes by wearing colored contact lenses and all that jazz. They know that some men can simply fall in love with the woman’s eyes – as the eyes say everything.

HER HAIR
I always preferred women with long hair (pass the shoulders) because it’s feminine. All that talk about women having short hair is plain hogwash. Sure, you can have short hair when you’re older because you have passed the sell-by-date. Real men prefer women with long hair.

Is there other traits that you can think off? That question is directed to men ONLY, because women’s perception towards men liking stick figures and all the BS that the fashion world led them to believe is skewered.

However, virgins also paint a picture that the reasons may be that they’re extremely insecure of themselves and hence find it difficult to get their cherries popped (because virgins do secretly dream of losing it). When they can’t find the right partner, they make up all loads of excuses as meeting the one, saving themselves for marriage and all that hoopla.

Doing it with a virgin may be interesting for men only for bragging rights. However, when a virgin is devirginized, she will open her heart and soul (because of her naivety) when making love because they think they have found THE ONE. Unfortunately, that’s where their hatred for men develops, because of getting hurt for the first time. You have to understand that men are in it only for sex with love arriving later (if emotion builds) and unlike virgins, there are no strings attached.

I commend most virgins on saving themselves for marriage if that is their TRUE intention and not because they can’t pop it. But in general, it doesn’t matter to me if the girl is a virgin or otherwise as it’s pretty much a double-edge sword.