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Blades of Glory Reviewed



Long overdue post. Well, it’s been quite sometime since I laughed like a hyaena while watching a movie. I had trouble finishing my mineral water, as Ferrell has this original one-liners and antiques that almost turned me into water-spraying-man. It’s a typical Ferrell movie, arguably his best.

It’s a story about a pair of ice skaters, Will Ferell and Jon Neder (from that crappy movie Napolean Dynamite). The first part was rather slow, but it picks up with great gusto, leaving me with ruptured lungs. Blades Of Glory’s exuberantly outlandish climax delivers, the earlier missteps forgotten as it glides smoothly to a crowd-pleasing finale. 7/10

Jimmy: So, Coach, I was thinking about the music for our routine.
Coach: Oh, really?
Chazz: We’re gonna dance to one song, and one song only: “Lady Humps” by the Blackeyed Peas. “What you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk? I’m a get you, get you drunk, get you drunk off my lady humps, my humps, my humps, my lovely lady humps.”
Jimmy: [disgusted] I’m not skating to anything with references to lady humps. I don’t even know what that means.
Chazz: No one knows what it means, but it’s provocative.

Chazz: Mind-bottling isn’t it?
Jimmy: Did you just say mind-bottling?
Chazz: Yeh, mind-bottling. You know, when things are so crazy it gets your thoughts all trapped, like in a bottle?

Chazz: The night is a very dark time for me.
Jimmy: It’s dark for everyone, moron!
Chazz: Not for Alaskans or dudes with night-vision goggles.

Coach: What do you guys have that all other teams don’t have?
Chazz: Twin dongs?

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