King Henry of Arsenal Stays!

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Woohoo! King Henry stays at Arsenal for the next 4 years! 4 years of mouthwatering football for all of EPL to relish. Definitely the BEST EPL player that has ever emblazoned the Premiership. Cantona was NOTHING. Any Liverpool player was overrated compared to him. Gerrard who? Chelsea? Puh-lease, don’t get me started. Like it or not, he’s been the EPL’s topscorer 4 out of 5 seasons now – so take that suckers!

Arsenal’s top goalscorer of all time has just ended the 2005/06 campaign with a tally of 33 goals from 42 starts to take his overall haul for the Gunners to an incredible 214 from 313 starts in all competitions. On average, 30.6 goals per season. He just became the first player to score more than 20 goals in five consecutive seasons and he claimed the “Golden Boot” (most goals scored) in 2002, 2004, 2005 and 2006.

Would’ve loved to see him in the same team with Eto and Ronaldinho. Hmmm…any Russian takeover for the Gunners? LOL! I think even if that happens, Wenger won’t be as obtuse as Mourinho. He’d be plausibly buying Kunta Kintay and Odube Wogambe and they wind up as the best strikers in Arsenal’s history – OLE! ARSENE KNOWS!!

My get-rid-of wishlist – Robert Pires, Lauren, Alex Song, Pascal Cygan, Sol Campbell, Manuel Almunia, Emmanuel Adebayor and Justin Hoyte. Who I would like to see in the starting lineup more often – Theo Walcott, Johan Djourou, Kerrea Gilbert, Arturo Lupoli. GET RID OF PAT RICE – he’s an effing inutile Elton John wannabe. We need a ballsy Assistant Manager who would take charge of Wenger’s gimpy choices of substitutions.

What we need – a goalkeeper, a left winger, and a striker. Anyway, that’s a story for another day. Right now, let’s all take a bow to the greatest EPL player in history – THIERRY HENRY.