Taking it Up the Arse-nal

ARSENAL 2 JUVENTUS 0 (Fabregas 40th, Henry 69th)
It was a game worth immolating sleep over. I planned to sleep at 10:30pm, but a phone call from a Sabahan friend 10 minutes after lying in bed kept me awake as we shot the breeze for an hour (so much for planning! LOL!). The game commenced @ 2:45am, and the first 30 minutes was “blisteringly” (Danielism) furious and it steadied down afterwards with Arsenal mastering the play. Fabregas (only 18!) was my man of the match. Kudos should also go out to Toure, Eboue, Hleb, Reyes and Henry for running Juventus ragged. Still have much to do for the return leg in Italy though. Juventus will go on a full-scale assault for an early goal, leaving them vulnerable to Arsenal’s counterattacks. *FINGERS CROSSED* Another sleep-deprived night looms next week… 

HIGHWAY MASSAGE
Malaysia’s first highway drive-in massage parlor opened on Monday, with the purpose of reducing accidents by easing tensed muscles of stressed-out drivers. The parlors will be equipped with automatic massage chairs. Looks like a potential calamity for relationships, as men will be spending most of their time on the highway. It certainly brings a new meaning to “MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY” when couples get into an argument. Hahahaha!