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Men vs Women Language Distinctness
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THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female: Any part under a car’s hood.
Male: The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.
VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female: Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
Male: Playing American football without a cup.
COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n .
Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
Male: Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n.
Female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male: Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male: Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female: An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male: A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male: Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male: A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
OMFG, I seriously vouch for this:
REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male: A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
It’s driving me crazy. I know the the program is on commercial break BUT that doesn’t mean he can just flips the channel like some obessesed!! *eyes rolling* The worst part is, flip punya flip and when he went back to the previous channel with the commercial break, the program already started like.. forever!
You should write about: Things that could get a man killed because this is one of them! Hahahaha!
THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female: Any part under a car’s hood.
sheesh…I always use that term ‘thingy’ *laughs*
AngelBear’s last blog post..Have A Blessed Christmas Everyone!
I love this one,
ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male: Anything that can be done while drinking beer
so true, LOL!
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damn. everything sounds so true. i love the Commitment the most. lol.
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Yea I agree with xin – the COMMITMENT one is soo true!!
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hahaha.. ya.. everything sounds so true.. My favorite is COMMUNICATION.. hahaha..
anyways, merry x’mas and happy new year to you
Come on! No one liking the flatulence part? At home, its a competition. The loudest, the longest, the smelliest….
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Nice one there!
I guess that’s why they say Women are from Venus and Men from Mars?
Merry Christmas
Haha! Very funny! And in some ways, quite true : )
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Tell you the truth I actually have the utmost absolute faith that nobody will read my blog, and you did.
Well, Merry X’Mas and a Happy New, and a happy holiday!
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erm…the remote control thingy very true. I do that too! haha… Merry Xmas bro! Another humorous post from ya.
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Wah..is that true?
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hahaha, love the COMMITMENT, merry Christmas bro
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LOL. Good one.
I loved the Entertainment one the most.
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