The Hair on My Chest



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Some have carpets, some are smooth like a baby’s bottom, and some are in between. With media playing a major role, hairy men these days are a boo boo as women seem to prefer bare chested men.

Of course, when you’re incredibly hairy, it is a turn off, even for that man himself. I have to admit that I”m hairy thanks to my genes, but I don’t have enough hair to be able to run naked in the jungle, and scare people into thinking that there’s a giant monkey running amok.

I spotted a full goatee when I turned 18, at that time, it was something to behold, because you see dudes walking around with half-assed goatees.

I did think of waxing, but it sounded too excruciatingly painful, hence I opt for the razor. Don’t worry about, “it will grow back thicker”, because that’s bullshit, else, you’ll see balding men keep regularly shaving their locks, hoping to have a mop. If you have hair, just do a little bit of upkeeping, to avoid looking like manimal. Trim.

Women shudder when hairy men clean shave, because in time, men become walking sandpapers. The best, is to ask your partner what does she prefer, I know most women prefer that their man have a sprinkling of chest hair, just enough for say that he is a man!

And to a handful of women who say that they prefer men with no chest hair, their main reason of saying that because their other half do not have any chest hair in the first place. Did I hit the nail? :-P

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