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The Morning Erection : Woody Woodpecker
How many times when you wake up in the morning and notice your mini-me in a “attention” position? No subtlety about its presence. BANG, like it’s getting ready for war or for someone to run a flag on it. The morning woody, a natural reaction to blood flow surging through your body.
It does not mean that you were having a wet dream nor it means that you’re sexually turned on. I believe guys with morning erections are less likely to have morning sex. It can be uncomfortable because it’s noticeably stiffer.
Don’t worry about this. It’s normal and fairly common. It’s a result of a deep dreaming sleep.
It’s supposed to be uncomfortable and stiffer. It’s certainly not intended for pleasure. Nature is simply tellin us to warm up and work out our body. So next time, work it out till you sweat. Remember when they used to have a separate choke lever when you crank the engine in cold mornings?
Cheers buddy!
Well, at least I cannot roll over and fall out of the bed in the morning.
pucklepickle LOL – define “work out”.
Wombat Good “point”.
Beginners can start of with anything like 3 sets “on a single sex position” with a minimum of 10 reps per set. Different sex position forces different muscle group to work. So attempt at least 4 different sex position before exploding. Resting in between sets is ok but not more than a minute or risk losing the pump. No need to rush through the sets. Exhaling when pumping in is reported to be helpful for many. Overtime, your cardio stamina and muscular endurance will naturally increase and soon you’ll be doing supersets in no time.
that lil dude just keeps coming back morning after morning =( somebody call a cab or something and get him away from me!
i wonder how is it feel to be a guy, it must be fun to have that woody thng!
Eh morning erection are usually stiffer?? Really?? But would men resist it if we D beings of ‘Venus’ came along adoring it and ….. u know. Because u mentioned it can be uncomfortable.
Ok please let me have D clear picture here so as not 2 make D wrong move in D mornings.. he,he,he.
wow, thanks for sharing! this is pretty interesting. I dont think my darling hv it. *blush*
eh ehe ehh eh ehe ehh eh ehe ehh ehehehehhehehehhehehehee.
LoL endroo G.. wipe that notty smirk off your face.. ke,ke,ke,ke,ke,ke
pucklepickle *Yawns*
Ting Tit Lei Calling the cab is your gf’s job. If you can’t hail a cab, then take the bus (hand). LOL.
xin Trust me, it’s not. It’s our way of giving back to nature since women can give births. Hehehehe!
Olieee Men resist? That’ll be the day.
But, you have to tread carefully because it’s uncomfortable – just be direct with us, that’s all we ask.
Jean He doesn’t have it? Well, the ones who have it are eternally youthful.
endroo G You like that don’t you?
“I believe guys with morning erections are less likely to have morning sex.”
Not with my hon. ;P
earthy emily LOL. It depends – if the erection is AFTER waking up or BEFORE. AFTER is not applicable with this case.
earthy emily September 15th, 2007 8:46pm
“I believe guys with morning erections are less likely to have morning sex.”
Not with my hon. ;P
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Makes sense to me
WanderingSumandak Sigh, you don’t seem to understand it either – see my reply to her. Oh nevermind.
Hallo! Before or after I wake made not different to me, as long as my ‘bro’ is at full attention! My gf can have whichever way she want with my ‘bro’! BTW tq for dropping at my ‘hor ny’ site! Have a nice day!
HORNY ANG MOH Errr…ok, I suppose your “bro” is not really at its fullest attention otherwise you’ll realize the discomfort…
I’m in my late 40′s, in good shape and don’t ever recall refusing sex in the morning. It didn’t matter if I woke up with it or got it after. I like being hard.