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Top 10 Rejection Lines – Men vs Women
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WOMEN
10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in “Deliverance.”)
9. There’s a slight difference in our ages. (I don’t want to do my dad)
8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way. (You are the ugliest dork I’ve ever laid eyes upon.)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don’t want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I’m seeing.)
6. I’ve got a boyfriend (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry’s).
5. I don’t date men where I work. (I wouldn’t date you if you were in the same ‘solar system’, much less the same building.)
4. It’s not you, it’s me. (It’s you.)
3. I’m concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)
2. I’m celibate. (I’ve sworn off only the men like you.)
1. Let’s be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It’s that male perspective thing)
MEN
10. I think of you as a sister. (You’re ugly.)
9. There’s a slight difference in our ages. (You’re ugly.)
8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way. (You’re ugly.)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (You’re ugly.)
6. I’ve got a girlfriend. (You’re ugly.)
5. I don’t date women where I work. (You’re ugly.)
4. It’s not you, it’s me. (You’re ugly.)
3. I’m concentrating on my career. (You’re ugly.)
2. I’m celibate. (You’re ugly.)
1. Let’s be friends. (You’re sinfully ugly.)
hahahaha….
thank you for the precise explanation, next time i know what to expect.
cool (the men’s explanation i mean)
as for the women leave it to ur interpretation.
(”,)
sheela’s last blog post..Sheela’s 2009 Reading List
LOL! Great for a rainy Monday morning! And it’s absolutely right you know … hehehe …
Nick Phillips’s last blog post..Mr. Super Fit!
how about this? “lets be honest, you don’t wanna be with me”(i don’t wanna be with you)
okay my friend,
i am coming.
for some reason i dont know.
i know no one there (not even u and and the love of ur life, mel) i know no one. I never do this but its ok lets bring the thrill..
anyway i never been to laundry bar as well…
i stop drinking year ago.
should i bring anything? gift? i dont know..? i have this one bottle of Vodka of course i tapau it last year from labuan when i am still drink those alcohol. but since i am not now, thinking why not share it with new friends, but do u think i can bring it i mean “outside drinks” if not maybe next gathering then…(which i dont know when)..
ok ok..i am going, please give some instruction maybe..time? whatever…how to recognize u all…some clue..
send my regard to Mel.
sheela
Excited super.
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*laughs*
I’ve been using EXACTLY the same excuses as above except no. 9 & 2; with my own reasons off course, and it works everytime except to this one guy…until finally I gave up and guess what, we are still together and happy! =p
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Haha..So men only reject ugly gals?
I think it is always safer wait to for the guys to make the move first.
Huh! Guys really think they’re handsome enough to get pretty girls and all they can think about the girl they don’t like is “she’s ugly”. Fascinating! Now I know, hahaa!
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Alamak! Susah lah like this if all the answers lead to looks! How lah to find a man like this you tell me? Hahahaha
LOL! you’ve just make my day, wahaha!
Daniel Ng’s last blog post..This Is India
dat’s really funny but i may say the same for men you know…dat you’re ugly part..hahaha
claire bennet’s last blog post..A date
haha…nice post bro.
Christopher’s last blog post..Christmas in KL….
sheela –
Great, see ya there at the Curve! Drop me an e-mail and I’ll give you my contact number. You don’t have to drink booze, non-alcoholic beverages are fine too. You should be able to recognize me, the bald one. We have booked a table just next to the bar inside Laundry, just in case the weather’s crap.
Nick Phillips – It is isn’t it? LOL!
clement – Well, I don’t believe he’s thinking “I don’t want to be with you”, he’s more like thinking, “You’re ugly”.
AngelBear – You wanted to dump him and he never gave up? Wow.
tiffany – No ler, it’s just a banter.
Marlene – Again, it’s a joke. Sometimes, pretty girls are not the one, because they may have the looks, but their really dumb. I have a colleague in the office just like that.
Rozella – LOL! Get them blind men.
Daniel Ng – Hehehehe!
claire bennet – Yeah, of course.
Christopher – Glad you enjoyed it!
“I think of you as my brother/sister”
For me, this is one of the lousiest excuse of rejection!
How could one fail to judge from the beginning between affection of a brotherly/sisterly love and an intimate affection between lovers?
btw, now I know so many ways to express to someone that YOU”RE FUGLY lol….nice one dude
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desmond-t – True, hence the use of that rejection line.
This article is very funny. In real world situation this might be a serious case.
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Traveller – LOL!