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Fuel Price Reduced from RM2.55 to RM2.53
Come tomorrow morning, our Deputy Prime Minister will announce that the fuel price for petrol in Malaysia will be reduced from RM2.55 to RM2.53 just before Hari Raya, to lure mutton-heads voters to remain loyal to Barisan Nasi. This is Government’s duit raya for the rakyat (after the massive RM625 petrol rebate that saw them strengthen their grip on the country like wonderbra), as proof that they put their money where their mouths are unlike Pakistan Rakyat who prefers coming from behind. OLE!
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However, since we have done away with our ONE cent earlier in the year as part of the rounding mechanism process (i.e. Proses Kemalasan 1 Sen), hence the the RM2.53 will be rounded up to the nearest multiple of 5 cents to RM2.55. OLE!
Barisan Nasi just made another excellent political decision that will see itself continue to make money to maintain Semi Velloo’s roadkill. Eat your hairpiece out Donald Trump, we have our own Semi-Velloo Tramp!
SELAMAT HARI RAYA!
you are kidding me.. our DPM can’t make up his mind how to korek more from his new portfolio right now. how he going to consider for the ppls?
2cents down is a good prediction
kchan
http://www.my4chan.com
LOL! You hit the nail right on the coffin, buddy. Bunch of idiots who think we’re all dumb asses!
what a brilliant move! thinking that we are as smart as them. damn
thats a mighty good point!!!!
hahahahhaha omg the image..fuel up the arse hahahahha OMG hahah
I think that’s just to shut our mouth up! LOL
owhhh…just two cents? hmmmm…btw, does the ‘proses kemalasan 1 sen’ applies to petrol station as well?
kchan – This is his “consideration”. 2 cents. God bless the fella.
Nick Phillips – Yeah, think they deduced this based on their kampungs.
xin – I’m sure people from Johor will continue to support BN.
Fei – Sad but true, sad but true…
massy – Yes, combination of 2 lethal gases…we’re walking nuclear bombs!
Monica – Let’s see whether it works. There’s always the elections, though it’s too far away and they are afford to buy votes.
chegu carol – Petrol stations have to follow the government ruling, no choice bah.
Trying to give us small candy to shut our mouth, huh.
Regina Cassandra – Indeed. It’s 10 cents. Did it work to make Malaysians happy. At most, we save between RM10 to RM20 depending on vehicle per month, wow…now I can go out and buy that jetski I always wanted….*smacks forehead*